Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

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Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Captain Virgulino Ferreira da Silva said:
!pay us 25 million of your Engleesh pounds.
So, what is that in non-brexit money these days? €5?

bomma220

14,487 posts

125 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Vitorio said:
We'll see either way, thanks for the chat!
Good luck mate beer

ali_kat

31,988 posts

221 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Dicky, you have mail

Ax

bomma220

14,487 posts

125 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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DickyC said:
We've had a whip round and find we can almost match your ransom demand. So far we have £3/8/2 (that's three pounds, eight shillings and tuppence). We hope this will be in order. I shall be under the clock at six wearing a pink gingham ensemble.

I shall come alone.

No monkey business.
We can't give in to demands like this Dicky.

I managed to get this across:









EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Don't touch that. At least not until I am safely behind that wall. You wanted the Bomb Disposal Badge, you will have to earn it young man.

Dickie, make sure that you get a receipt or the Bursar will have one of his funny turns and we don't want to spend the afternoon talking him down from the steeple.

Now

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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That Captain Virgin whatever is a ringer.

Anyhoo...now that Banter have joined the superior thread,how do we distinguish between serious TT matters,the bar at the towers,Battert
and Mrs B,the ongoing legal dispute over the Colombo engined ride on mower ,the Lagonda repairs and the flying boat at the bottom of the lake......and banter stuff that's just made up.....?.....blahwobbleblah

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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And DC ,that Mercedes you mentioned is a regular on that rally,in 12,or 13, it flicked up a stone and broke it's own rear window.

Marshal picked up his front number plate this year.
LOL.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
the ongoing legal dispute over the Colombo engined ride on mower
What dispute? Clearly anything colombo engined should be under my supervision! judge

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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What happened to the banter thread anyway?

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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It got binned,no explanation.

Is there ever one ?

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Vitorio said:
Iva Barchetta said:
the ongoing legal dispute over the Colombo engined ride on mower
What dispute? Clearly anything colombo engined should be under my supervision! judge
The legal fees alone will make you want to self defenestrate.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Right, we need a new getaway car. The current one is going nowhere 'cos all of a sudden nobody wants the Bomb Disposal Badge and frankly I don't blame them.

Has anybody got a Granada (or similar) going spare?

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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This one is up for sale!


bomma220

14,487 posts

125 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Nearest thing I could find was a Grenade, but that brings us back to the bomb disposal issue.

What about an old Senator? Or a retired Cabinet Minister?

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Oo, I've never been to Grenada - How much are flights out there these days?

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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bomma220 said:
What about an old Senator?
I had one of those, white 24 valve, people kept mistaking me for Plod!

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Jim AK said:
I had one of those, white 24 valve, people kept mistaking me for Plod!
I found that putting a flat hat with checkered tape around it helped too!

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Jim AK said:
I had one of those, white 24 valve, people kept mistaking me for Plod!
That'll be excellent for getaway duties, confuse the rozzers

soad

32,880 posts

176 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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Booked tickets to see Jason Bourne tomorrow afternoon. smile

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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soad said:
Booked tickets to see Jason Bourne tomorrow afternoon. smile
Bad move!
Now they will know you're coming!
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