Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)
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Impasse said:
Not every Pher is a Teeter, but every Teeter is a Pher. 
Let's celebrate this occasion with a Tesco Value bag of Mojito.
Thank you, Impasse.Let's celebrate this occasion with a Tesco Value bag of Mojito.
Tomorrows train journey tipple is sorted. I'll pick some up tonight along with some throw away martini glasses and some fresh mint.
My hip flask will (of course) be giving back-up support should things awry.
V6Pushfit said:
bomma220 said:
Have just returned from a quick trip on the M1. Did someone mention gantry? Did see a couple of them, quite impressive in both stature & illumination.
Marvellous things I spent my formative years riveting gantries, so much more satisfying than glue. Proper stuff those. Ever seen a pelican crossing?
DickyC said:
And there's the solution. Sitting there, right in front of us, hidden in plain sight.
We're not Pee Aitchers, after all. We're Phers, pronounced, 'Furs.'
I'm relieved. Pee Aitchers sounds so aggressive and there's enough aggression around.
We personally, in here, are stuck with Tee Tee-ers, but that just goes with the territory.
We could be Teeters, I suppose.
"We are Teeters, but we're all Phers."
Titphertat? This could escalate, there's no saying where it might end. People will talk.We're not Pee Aitchers, after all. We're Phers, pronounced, 'Furs.'
I'm relieved. Pee Aitchers sounds so aggressive and there's enough aggression around.
We personally, in here, are stuck with Tee Tee-ers, but that just goes with the territory.
We could be Teeters, I suppose.
"We are Teeters, but we're all Phers."
Impasse said:
Not every Pher is a Teeter, but every Teeter is a Pher.
Let's celebrate this occasion with a Tesco Value bag of Mojito.
This is an outrage, and an inrage; does it come with some fresh mint and sugar cane? If I'm going to knock back booze from what looks like a whoopie cushion I don't want to have to go to the herb garden first(I say herb garden but it's more of a herb wilderness really).Let's celebrate this occasion with a Tesco Value bag of Mojito.
Elmer Gantry? Good Lord, is she on this thread too? Not seen her since she was manning the marmalade tank at Glastonbury.
It sounds like you're over-watering those herbs chap. I'm not too keen on all that nonsense anyway.
I'm just corking a barrel of Absinthe, pop round if you want. I'll leave the back gate on the latch.
It sounds like you're over-watering those herbs chap. I'm not too keen on all that nonsense anyway.
I'm just corking a barrel of Absinthe, pop round if you want. I'll leave the back gate on the latch.
V6Pushfit said:
I thought your rear access was the subject of a dispute has that been resolved? When you say 'gate' don't you mean 'cell door'?
The rear access was under dispute. It was however subject to litigation that was about to be heard in the Banter thread, unfortunately it didn't come to fruition.Cell door? No, not come to that yet chap. The High Observation Unit can be a lonely place at times though
Thankfully I have the Ruski's to take the edge off the boredom....
V6Pushfit said:
Psychiatric Intensive Care Unit now old chap, or PICU.
Not Pstupid Inane Karicature Aiisshoooo (sorry it the dust).That's this one
PICU? Oh dear, I am a bit confused now. That's something one of the Ruski's mentioned earlier, I think it was some issue with her medication?Not Pstupid Inane Karicature Aiisshoooo (sorry it the dust).That's this one
Anyhow, I'm a bit worried about the CCTV in here. Can they really see you putting a pilot into the cockpit of a model plane?
Iva Barchetta said:
Yo.
Today's Ferrari was spotted at 7.34am.
It was red.
This is red.
I spotted it today.
In East London.
It's not a Ferrari.
Not all red cars are Ferraris.
Halfway through that post i was going for the phone to call the men in a van with straightjackets...Today's Ferrari was spotted at 7.34am.
It was red.
This is red.
I spotted it today.
In East London.
It's not a Ferrari.
Not all red cars are Ferraris.
Tis a TVR wedge right? (as a filthy continental i am not properly educated in the specifics of archaic British shed-built cars)
Vitorio said:
Iva Barchetta said:
Yo.
Today's Ferrari was spotted at 7.34am.
It was red.
This is red.
I spotted it today.
In East London.
It's not a Ferrari.
Not all red cars are Ferraris.
Halfway through that post i was going for the phone to call the men in a van with straightjackets...Today's Ferrari was spotted at 7.34am.
It was red.
This is red.
I spotted it today.
In East London.
It's not a Ferrari.
Not all red cars are Ferraris.
Tis a TVR wedge right? (as a filthy continental i am not properly educated in the specifics of archaic British shed-built cars)
An allergy to digital furr balls? Well why not? It's the 21 Century after all.
I have just seen a yellow Fezza. Which is a damn fool colour to choose in Germany 'cos it makes you look like Deutsche Post. Are Automobile Anonymous still yellow in GB? Last time I was there the RAC was orange so anything is possible. Orange = council workman in Germany in case you were wondering. Which is why very few Germans buy yellow or orange cars.
I have just seen a yellow Fezza. Which is a damn fool colour to choose in Germany 'cos it makes you look like Deutsche Post. Are Automobile Anonymous still yellow in GB? Last time I was there the RAC was orange so anything is possible. Orange = council workman in Germany in case you were wondering. Which is why very few Germans buy yellow or orange cars.
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