Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[AstonZagato]

drivin_me_nuts said:

AstonZagato said:

Who are you? Hyacinth Bucket?

Use the funnel out of the garage, a chipped Sports Direct mug and PG Tips.

Job jobbed. let's just say that the mug now contains a frothy cappuchino.

Good lad. Now find the trainee and offer him a lovely hot beverage.

[ali_kat]

Ali2202 said:

Kerbed/Curbed/Walloped/It jumped out at me..... my 1st Diamond-Cut

I can see NOTHING else now.

To the collective, do I fix now or wait until I do another and then do both?

Arese-Biscuits.

Leave it, the moment you fix it, in my experience something worse will happen

[ali_kat]

TheChampers said:

I popped in to see what was afoot in the world of trivia after a busy day at work followed by a very decent theatrical production (Senior Princess Champers on stage for two hours, the Junior Princess playing violin in the ensemble accompanying) and then I see you are still at large FFS

TT and out until you're gone

Hope to see you soon :kiss:

[Ali2202]

ali_kat said:

Ali2202 said:

Kerbed/Curbed/Walloped/It jumped out at me..... my 1st Diamond-Cut

I can see NOTHING else now.

To the collective, do I fix now or wait until I do another and then do both?

Arese-Biscuits.

Leave it, the moment you fix it, in my experience something worse will happen

I'm jiving with the general jist.
do people even talk like that anymore?!

Cheers TT'ers. You have brought intelligence and aforethought to the conundrum.

I'll be back in touch after I've smashed it through a wall.

[drivin_me_nuts]

ali_kat said:

Ali2202 said:

Kerbed/Curbed/Walloped/It jumped out at me..... my 1st Diamond-Cut

I can see NOTHING else now.

To the collective, do I fix now or wait until I do another and then do both?

Arese-Biscuits.

Leave it, the moment you fix it, in my experience something worse will happen

Scratches itchy ear.. head falls off.

[Adenauer]

Warehouse bloke's broken his foot.

I should have him put down.

-cancels weeks holiday in Amsterdam-

[hidetheelephants]

drivin_me_nuts said:

I've been a bit wonky of late. A sore throat that has me waking and choking on my own snot in a really scary way, which resulted in a sunday night in A&E and a visit by the senior doc who scratched his head, asked a lot of questions and then suggested some steroids and nasal syringing. Now, having looked this up and watched several videos at 5 in the morning, I conclude that this is basically placing a teapot to one nostril and watching the 'gloop' pour out the other.

Two questions immediately sprang to mind.

1. Do I use my finest teapot, or will any do?
2. The content, earl grey, a smokey white, or Yorkshire's finest gold?

Waterboarding now available on the NHS? Remarkable.

[Stinkotanko]

Mr Roper said:

Or how about you just jog on.

Come on man, why the aggravation? I made a mistake, let's move on.

[McAndy]

Iva Barchetta said:

CC potted history as requsted.

Marvelous. Thank you.

[Adenauer]

I'm watching you, Stinko.

[Ali2202]

Today I have been mostly wastefully agog at these simply amazing images....

http://www.vivianmaier.com/

The back-story is equally fascinating!.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivian_Maier

[Nik da Greek]

Today, i arrrr bin mostly discovering that driving a 430bhp RWD car with no driver aids at all at half three in the morning when it's minus three degrees centigrade might be life-affirming but there are probably gentler ways to wake yourself up

Five day long weekend now, yayyy. Half term holiday next week. Booo

[EvoDelta]

Adenauer said:

-cancels weeks holiday in Amsterdam-

Phew!

[Pixel Pusher]

EvoDelta said:

Adenauer said:

-cancels weeks holiday in Amsterdam-

Phew!

[UnChunkymonkey71]

It's snowing in Aviemore.

This is trivial, unless you are currently in Aviemore and your job largely involves locating things on the fking ground.

[Pixel Pusher]

Eat a packet of extra strong mints and breathe on the ground.

That might work.

[Impasse]

But don't drop them on the ground. You'll never find them again.

[McAndy]

Hot foot it away, then retrace your steps.

[Justayellowbadge]

I thought under the People's Socialist republic of Sturgeonstan it was eternal summer, with rainbow unicorns delivering happiness and warmth to all?

The snow is a filthy Westminster lie.

[SWTH]

I've just spent money I shouldn't have spent.