Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[pad58]

Morning people, someone having a frosty reception? not frosty here today.

[DickyC]

leglessAlex said:

DickyC said:

A non - custard challenge:

What's going on here?

Impostor knob as Impasse said or maybe one of those 'manual' 'boxes that has an automated clutch when you move the gear stick?

Good boy. Automatic clutch.

Picture if you will your bewildered correspondent in the car hoping for some forwards or backwardsing and not sure quite how to achieve it. It was an elderly A Class Mercedes. Never seen it before and not keen to see it again.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

DickyC said:

Clearly shortbread fingers would make far better materials for Stonehenge but they sound even less like Stonehenge than Garibaldi.

Sconehenge
Leaning tower of pizza
Marge Mahal
Kidney harbour bridge
World trade polenta
Etc

Of course! I remember now, you were in the dream.

[Iva Barchetta]

Jam bridge.

Butter town.

Tiramisu tower.

I'm good at this.....

[pad58]

Annoyingly the dog likes to sit with the back doors open letting all the heat out.

[Iva Barchetta]

pad58 said:

Annoyingly the dog likes to sit with the back doors open letting all the heat out.

Show the dog the gas bill....

That'll learn him...

[pad58]

Iva Barchetta said:

pad58 said:

Annoyingly the dog likes to sit with the back doors open letting all the heat out.

Show the dog the electricity bill....

That'll learn her...

fixed.

[drivin_me_nuts]

If it's a big mutt, make it contribute go the running of the household. a diet of lentils etc, plus a tube carefully inserted and led to a holding tank should certainty assist in the useful burning of methane for heat.

Years ago my then my gf's gsd was very good at showing his displeasure with us , by strategic farting. He would show his displeasure at not being fed scraps from the table by lying as close as possible to it, and then releasing a cloud of toxic filth so noxious, it's was worse than the halitosis of an extra from the Living Dead.

Mind you, his strategic farting was handy when wanting to get rid of unwanted guests. Chappie, the dog food of farting champions.

[Iva Barchetta]

Piss up.

Brewery.

Got a delivery for a school.

At 8.30.

I'm not carrying in 17 boards with primary school kids all over the place.

Health n safety.

Can't park on the yellow zigzags.

Sit here for an hour till the coast is clear.

FFS.....

[Iva Barchetta]

pad58 said:

Iva Barchetta said:

pad58 said:

Annoyingly the dog likes to sit with the back doors open letting all the heat out.

Show the dog the electricity bill....

That'll learn her...

fixed.

Got the sex wrong.

Story of my life.

[Ali2202]

Iva Barchetta said:

Got the sex wrong.

Story of my life.

Surely you could tell when 'she' reversed the car into the garage on the 1st attempt?


(old Bangkok joke)


(apologies to any Ladies )


(wish I hadn't told it)

Edited by Ali2202 on Friday 12th February 08:46

[Adenauer]

Guten Morgen meine Damen und Damen.

I'm working, hard.

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm not.

Still waiting till it's safe to park outside a school.

All the parentss seem to have gone now.



This all sounds a bit pervy.

[Justices]

Just watched from my friend's balcony as President Obama and his convoy pulled up to my hotel in LA. Secret Service everywhere, snipers in the back of SUVs, 30+ police on motorbikes front and back, the works! Very surreal and massively impressive. Had a fairly decent look at the two Beasts when they'd parked up, they are truly gigantic.

Vid link

[Stinkotanko]

OTT or what?

Still, fk with the world and don't be surprised if the world wants to fk you.

[anonymous-user]

Stinkotanko said:

OTT or what?

Still, fk with the world and don't be surprised if the world wants to fk you.

Language Timothy

[ali_kat]

DickyC said:

That's the best we can come up with for The Trivial Towers Challenge 2016?

Make Bird's Custard with little or no skin?

I'm in.

Sorry Dicky, I never get skin on my Birds custard either

Nor when I make it properly from scratch without a packet

Bloody HATE trifle though It's right up there with Olives & Anchovies

[ali_kat]

pad58 said:

Morning people, someone having a frosty reception? not frosty here today.

Lovely & warm in the Towers, as always

[Stinkotanko]

ali_kat said:

pad58 said:

Morning people, someone having a frosty reception? not frosty here today.

Lovely & warm in the Towers, as always

It was a little frosty out this morning, but it has cleared now.

[Pixel Pusher]

Justices said:

convoy stuff

Morning squire, all well?

I was laughing about your work only a few days ago, specifically, that picture that got you a ban.

Remember the white jeans thread?