Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[Stinkotanko]

UnChunkymonkey71 said:

I have a cold. Its rubbish.

You can build up your immune system by having sex with lots of dirty women.

[DickyC]

Nik da Greek said:

Pillar drill assembled. Now I need stuff to drill

There is a vacancy for Honorary Dentist here if you're interested. The previous incumbent had senior members take turns to dress up as the practice nurse. You may have read about it.

[drivin_me_nuts]

'You'll need to see the practice nurse for the bloods'.

Now that's a sentence the doc says that sets into my heart a dread feeling and the desire in my arm to detach itself and akin to something from the Evil Dead, crawl away.

I don't want the practice nurse, I want the real nurse.

[Impasse]

That's useful. I've just hurt my back. Properly hurt it. (No, it's not broken but it is reminding me yet again that I'm no longer a teenager.)

Just popped to the depot to pick up my order of four discs, pads and a few ball joints for the RRS. The delivery was in three equal size boxes so He-Man here decided to pick them all up as one and waddle over to the boot of the car.
As I leaned down to drop them in - Twang, graunch, ooooooch.

Nurse, the screens please.

[ApOrbital]

The perimeter fence needs fixing at TT just saying.

[Stinkotanko]

ApOrbital said:

The perimeter fence needs fixing at TT just saying.

Yeah, they've been trying to fix that for ages but you just keep finding a way in.

[ApOrbital]

I will have to let the dogs attack next time coffee one sugar please stinky

[Nik da Greek]

I can't believe it's come to this, arguing about accurate use of plural possessive apostrophes with some fictitious creation of my imagination on the Matrix internet.


.....you are all constructs of my imagination, aren't you? I mean, if this was a real place it'd mean we'd have to treat each other with courtesy and respect and that'd never work

[Allanv]

Today it was 2 hours each way to Birmingham.

Tomorrow I will be in Surrey.

Not worth explaining why as it involves Technology

[DickyC]

Nik da Greek said:

... I mean, if this was a real place ...

Real place? Certainly not. Total figment of the collective imagination. Mass hysteria.

Glad we could sort that out.




See you in the bar presently for a small restorative?

[DickyC]

Allanv said:

Today it was 2 hours each way to Birmingham.

Tomorrow I will be in Surrey.

Not worth explaining why as it involves Technology

Is the Matter Transfer Beam not working again?

I'll get the man round.

[Impasse]

Red pill or Blue pill?


Give me a bottle of each.

[Allanv]

DickyC said:

Allanv said:

Today it was 2 hours each way to Birmingham.

Tomorrow I will be in Surrey.

Not worth explaining why as it involves Technology

Is the Matter Transfer Beam not working again?

I'll get the man round.

No someone forgot to map out the delta quadrant known as the last cab in the DC, so I went and did it myself tomorrow I have to see where it will dock in the new DC but one of the shuttles is longer than the rest so need to check it will fit.

We would not be able to close the blast doors if not.

Did I explain well DC? DC = DickyC where previous DC = DataCentre.

[Nik da Greek]

DickyC said:

Nik da Greek said:

... I mean, if this was a real place ...

Real place? Certainly not. Total figment of the collective imagination. Mass hysteria.

Glad we could sort that out.




See you in the bar presently for a small restorative?

Lovely, that's allayed my fears. Make mine a Blackwoods, please. Bombay Sapphire will suffice if there's no Blackwoods

[SWTH]

For once the big nuclear ball of fire shone brightly all day today, especially when I crossed the border into Wales and proceeded to my favourite road, the A4212. I'm now in my hotel room, contemplating a beer.

Tomorrow I'm working outside all day. I think I shall end up drenched.

[Impasse]

I'm actually in quite a bit of pain now. But I don't like to make a fuss despite your very touching concern.

Retired to my pit, rattling slightly, and slurping a cuppa. Could be a quick slip into slumber or up all night complaining being a bit uncomfortable. Send no flowers, but I do like cookies.

[Iva Barchetta]

Ace post in Classics spotted DC.

You da man.

Impasse....hope your back improves soon fella.

My back has had its issues ,especially when on holiday in 2014 .

Painful.

[ChemicalChaos]

Came out of the shower to find I had a missed call from a Glasgow number on my phone. I was quite intrigued, and wondered if Papa Hotel or Chunky had been trying o get hold of me.

I was disappointed when my return call went through to a Kwik-Fit customer satisfaction survey.

[Nik da Greek]

Impasse said:

I'm actually in quite a bit of pain now. But I don't like to make a fuss despite your very touching concern.

Retired to my pit, rattling slightly, and slurping a cuppa. Could be a quick slip into slumber or up all night complaining being a bit uncomfortable. Send no flowers, but I do like cookies.

lol. You'd be more concerned if we were touching

Ibuprofen and ice. If that doesn't work, see earlier reference to medicinal gin. Cures unwanted pregnancies as well

[DickyC]

Allanv said:

No someone forgot to map out the delta quadrant known as the last cab in the DC, so I went and did it myself tomorrow I have to see where it will dock in the new DC but one of the shuttles is longer than the rest so need to check it will fit.

We would not be able to close the blast doors if not.

Did I explain well DC? DC = DickyC where previous DC = DataCentre.

Cut to the chase, AV. If the hot chocolate has run out again in the machine, just say. Alert Battert or Mrs B and they will either fill it up or, if you're very lucky, make you one specially with hot milk!

Map out the delta quadrant, my eye.