Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[soad]

Iva Barchetta said:

Nik da Greek said:

*baffled* What is this "sex drive" of which you speak?

It's what Doggers do on the way to the dogging site.

[Impasse]

Iva, get your name down for the Gaydon SS (22nd May). Clicky

[ZOLLAR]

GOG440 said:

Real life is a bugger when it stops you having a virtual life lol

Indeed, I can't wait until all human conciousness is uploaded into an online matrix.
We can all "virtually" stand around chatting about trivial stuff, maybe we could have a few drinks too.

[Iva Barchetta]

Impasse said:

Iva, get your name down for the Gaydon SS (22nd May). Clicky

I would have done as I like the Aston SS.

BUT.

I'm going to be far far away.......about 1000 miles.

Thanks for thinking of me.

[Impasse]

'Tis but a short commute!

[Iva Barchetta]

I'll be flouncing on Friday 13th....good a day as any.

May as well pre- announce it.

[hidetheelephants]

I'm eating a Tunnocks Caramel Log; this means two things, firstly I'm covered in shards of coconut and secondly certain political fundamentalists nutters will think I'm a filthy unionist turncoat.

[Impasse]

Have you tried turning it off, then on again?

[james_tigerwoods]

I'd like to thank my brain for thinking that before 5am is an appropriate time to have woken up...

[DickyC]

Sigh.

[DickyC]

We had a science master at school whose credentials to teach science I questioned even at the time. His name was Smith. He was old and wrinkly and had a lot of frizzy hair. We called him Granny Smith. In those days school children had a 1/3 pint bottle of milk every day. When a science lesson and milk coincided, he would stand in front of us, pulling tortured expressions on his face, proclaiming he would never drink fresh milk as the moment it hit your stomach it curdled. It seemed to me that this was a ridiculous argument as Christmas Dinner when it hit your stomach wasn't going to look nearly as appetising as it had on the plate, was it?

Edited by DickyC on Wednesday 4th May 07:15

[Impasse]

I planted out daughter's sunflowers yesterday. Already hers are about twice the height of mine despite being from the same seed packet and stuck in a pot at the same time.
She's going to gloat.

[Vitorio]

morning all

Couldnt be bothered to get out of bed on time, so im half an hour late, BUT i did take my bike halfway and only then got on the tram, so i got some much needed exercise.

Also, last day before a loooong weekend

Also, cock, i hesitated so long on ordering my tickets for Spa this saturday that parking tickets are all gone, now im not sure whether i can risk just showing up and ditching the car somewhere else....

[Impasse]

DickyC said:

We had a science master at school whose credentials to teach science I questioned even at the time. His name was Smith. He was old and wrinkly and had a lot of frizzy hair. We called him Granny Smith. In those days school children had a 1/3 pint bottle of milk every day. When a science lesson and milk coincided, he would stand in front of us, pulling tortured expressions on his face, proclaiming he would never drink fresh milk as the moment it hit your stomach it curdled. It seemed to me that this was a ridiculous argument as Christmas Dinner when it hit your stomach wasn't going to look nearly as appetising as it had on the plate, was it?

I got a massive bking by our Form Tutor for storing the empty bottles inside my desk. (Yes, we had those wooden desks with the lift up top and an inkwell top right) Obviously they were supposed to be returned to the milk crate at the end of each morning break but that was far too much effort.
I managed about a fortnight's worth of empty bottles before the smell gave me away and the inbuilt Teacher Sarcasm™ began quipping about me running my own dairy.
Two night's detention.

[Vitorio]

Well, just bought my ticket for Spa on saturday, if i go early enough i should be able to sort out parking then and there.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

We had a science master at school whose credentials to teach science I questioned even at the time. His name was Smith. He was old and wrinkly and had a lot of frizzy hair. We called him Granny Smith. In those days school children had a 1/3 pint bottle of milk every day. When a science lesson and milk coincided, he would stand in front of us, pulling tortured expressions on his face, proclaiming he would never drink fresh milk as the moment it hit your stomach it curdled. It seemed to me that this was a ridiculous argument as Christmas Dinner when it hit your stomach wasn't going to look nearly as appetising as it had on the plate, was it?

He's right though; a vivid memory of childhood is having a drink of milk before bed then vomiting it all up 5 minutes later, and it looking like the inside of one of those industrial cheesemakers you see on the news when dairy farmers are slitting their wrists over the milk price.

[Cotty]

Young lady working in my office, obviously been wearing flat shoes all her life. Her new female colleagues/friends all wear high heels so she has bought some. She is learning to walk in them and its like a baby giraffe with roller skates on a frozen lake.

[Red Firecracker]

Vitorio said:

morning all

Also, cock, i hesitated so long on ordering my tickets for Spa this saturday that parking tickets are all gone, now im not sure whether i can risk just showing up and ditching the car somewhere else....

You should be able to buy when there, just arrive early to avoid the traffic.

[Adenauer]

Cotty said:

Young lady working in my office, obviously been wearing flat shoes all her life. Her new female colleagues/friends all wear high heels so she has bought some. She is learning to walk in them and its like a baby giraffe with roller skates on a frozen lake.

[ali_kat]

Cotty said:

Young lady working in my office, obviously been wearing flat shoes all her life. Her new female colleagues/friends all wear high heels so she has bought some. She is learning to walk in them and its like a baby giraffe with roller skates on a frozen lake.

Bless