Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[Mr Roper]

Who's note? Am I taking note? Does that mean I'm driving?

[hidetheelephants]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Next Thursday is Stag Thursday.

Take note.

Tonight is 'get pissed on whatever's in the house and throw things at the telly' night. If there was a 'fk off and leave me the fk alone' party they would have my unqualified support.

[epom]

Yet again when I started chewing an Airwave chewing gum I sneezed 3 times. It is always and ever 3 times.

[ali_kat]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Next Thursday is Stag Thursday.

Take note.

I thought it was tonight?

Oh well, I'll drink on my own

[ali_kat]

Vitorio said:

Marnin to ye lads!

Vitorio said:

So ive got today and tomorrow off, and not a clue of what to do with the time, i should put some effort into chores/DIY stuff around the house, but i cant be arsed, especially considering the tip isnt open today.

Do whatever makes you smile

[Mr Roper]

ali_kat said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Next Thursday is Stag Thursday.

Take note.

I thought it was tonight?

Oh well, I'll drink on my own

When he posted it elsewhere he put 'Next Thursday' I didn't know if that meant THIS coming or the following Thursday....Then I realised I don't really give a toss.

Drinking is so last year.

[ali_kat]

Hence my confusion

I'll be having a G&T or 2 anyway

Still dying from the weekend then eh. CB will do that to you

[Mr Roper]

ali_kat said:

Still dying from the weekend then eh. CB will do that to you

I think you will find that those pair of light weights were always first back to the hotel. Nah...They could be. Erase that from my mind I think.

Edited by Mr Roper on Thursday 5th May 09:30

[Impasse]

Do we have to bring our own stag?

[james_tigerwoods]

epom said:

Yet again when I started chewing an Airwave chewing gum I sneezed 3 times. It is always and ever 3 times.

When I hiccup, it's never more than thrice. Never has been. Not ever.

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm sure the manager was pleased to get my load in the right order today....

Cos GU24 goes after GU25 shirley ?

Nope...

What about the SL3,that's a stone's throw from GU25 ?

He's so good at his job....

Those 2 GUs are not next to each other.

[hidetheelephants]

you could deliver it to me in G84, I must be just next door.

[Iva Barchetta]

It's just some shoddy MDF and ply anyway.

People pay money for this crap.

[ali_kat]

Impasse said:

Do we have to bring our own stag?

You don't have to... but there may not be any for you if you don't

I'm not drinking Stag, I'm having Gin as Bourbon etc make me very sick

[hidetheelephants]

I've voted and have now started my election day boozing; I may have to take a power nap between now and the close of polls. Cheers!

[DickyC]

SOCIO-METEOROLOGICAL RESEARCH IN MARKET TOWN CONCLUDED
By extrapolating their findings, researchers have concluded that two sunny days in May bring out at least half the boobs in Berkshire.

[coopedup]

DickyC said:

SOCIO-METEOROLOGICAL RESEARCH IN MARKET TOWN CONCLUDED
By extrapolating their findings, researchers have concluded that two sunny days in May bring out at least half the boobs in Berkshire.

Exact locations required, preferably with GPS coordinates!!

[DickyC]

coopedup said:

Exact locations required, preferably with GPS coordinates!!

It's no good. They're moving targets. In several senses of the expression.

[coopedup]

DickyC said:

It's no good. They're moving targets. In several senses of the expression.

Oh well, back to letching in the frozen section, how many bags of chips do I really need?!?

[Mr Roper]

Talking of chips..When we were wee sprats my old man would call to us saying 'Boys, Chips is the telly!"

We would rush downstairs.

To find a bag of chips on the telly.


Oh how he laughed.


The end.