Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

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Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Your tongue will provide a far superior test.

Cotty

39,581 posts

285 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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or wee on it whistle

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Wee on his tongue? Isn't that jellyfish stings or something?

Cotty

39,581 posts

285 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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No wee on the fence.

soad

32,912 posts

177 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Timmy40 said:
I've upgraded the earth spike on the electric fence, big improvement! It's now fully lighting up the fence tester to 10,000 volts.

Huge temptation to touch it. Just to see.
Do it! yes

McAndy

12,486 posts

178 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Hmm, it's been a few hours: has he given in to temptation?

ChemicalChaos

10,401 posts

161 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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So, that demolition work I was talking about....

It turns out that there was in fact no vibration or danger to the fabric of the building after all.
When the contractors brought in the heavy munching robot over the weekend, they were surprised to find that the were in fact simply breeze blocks with plaster and that the robot simply went though them like rice paper. This was despite their multiple assertions in the planning stages of the work that these walls were in fact thick, reinforced concrete and thus required the massive disruption and risk of heavy machinery - when in fact they could have been taken down by one man and sledgehammer with no disturbance at all to the upstairs labs.
We therefore have spent tens of thousands of pounds in man-hours and service costs, moving the out-of-hours production support scientists and their equipment to another building (requiring extensive requalification of all the sensitive measuring stuff before it can be used again, in about half the time such work would usually take) all for nothing. All this stuff now has to be moved back to its proper lab in this building.

If I was in charge here, heads would be rolling round about now.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
So, that demolition work I was talking about....

It turns out that there was in fact no vibration or danger to the fabric of the building after all.
When the contractors brought in the heavy munching robot over the weekend, they were surprised to find that the were in fact simply breeze blocks with plaster and that the robot simply went though them like rice paper. This was despite their multiple assertions in the planning stages of the work that these walls were in fact thick, reinforced concrete and thus required the massive disruption and risk of heavy machinery - when in fact they could have been taken down by one man and sledgehammer with no disturbance at all to the upstairs labs.
We therefore have spent tens of thousands of pounds in man-hours and service costs, moving the out-of-hours production support scientists and their equipment to another building (requiring extensive requalification of all the sensitive measuring stuff before it can be used again, in about half the time such work would usually take) all for nothing. All this stuff now has to be moved back to its proper lab in this building.

If I was in charge here, heads would be rolling round about now.
Bunch of idiots should have just taken a basic drill to the wall first, that would've told em right away hehe

Timmy40

12,915 posts

199 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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McAndy said:
Hmm, it's been a few hours: has he given in to temptation?
Still here. I've been busy making an idiot of myself in front of a mechanic.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Pfff bugger

its been a long day and im currently stuck in limbo, waiting for another meeting to end before i can fire a couple of "interesting" emails and go home...

Cotty

39,581 posts

285 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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I put a bet on football. I know nothing about football but the guys I was with said it’s a good bet. Have I just lost £5?

21-1 Jamie Vardy - He must score 3 times in the first 3 matches (once the tournament starts)


McAndy

12,486 posts

178 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Timmy40 said:
Still here. I've been busy making an idiot of myself in front of a mechanic.
Sounds like a good afternoon. Keep up the good work.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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I'm back home now. I had a lovely weekend, thanks for asking. Daughter is here as she's off to Italy tomorrow for a dance competition thingy and needs a lift to the meeting point where the bus is going to whisk them all to Gatwick.

Apparently we're having Nandos for dinner. Could be worse, she could be insisting I cook.

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

185 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Cotty said:
I put a bet on football. I know nothing about football but the guys I was with said it’s a good bet. Have I just lost £5?

21-1 Jamie Vardy - He must score 3 times in the first 3 matches (once the tournament starts)
Depends if Roy plays him in his favoured forward role or out on the wings. Also depends how many chances on goal he gets without deciding to dive and win a penalty, which Kane will probably take.

Not a bad bet though.

TheChampers

4,093 posts

139 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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ArtVandelay said:
Cotty said:
I put a bet on football. I know nothing about football but the guys I was with said it’s a good bet. Have I just lost £5?

21-1 Jamie Vardy - He must score 3 times in the first 3 matches (once the tournament starts)
Depends if Roy plays him in his favoured forward role or out on the wings. Also depends how many chances on goal he gets without deciding to dive and win a penalty, which Kane will probably take.

Not a bad bet though.
In a typically pessimistic oirish mode, I'm placing no bets until I see who is injured in the friendlies but that does look a good bet given he's going home to miss one because he's getting married; bet he reports back with a groin strain biggrin

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd May 2016
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Good old Dad, completely misunderstood the travel arrangements for daughter. Apparently ten of them are going in a mini-bus tomorrow (daughter included) and the remainder are flying in a day later. So she's actually driving (being driven) down to Brixen in Italy with a night's stopover in Stuttgart on the way. Glad I keep myself informed of these things...


ION, downstairs in the underground car park is 645 BMW. Nothing too unusual there except this one is on and has been for over an hour. It's just sitting there in its parking spot, engine running, headlights on, doors locked with no one in it or nearby. (No extra hosepipe from the exhaust though) I'm assuming they are keyless go?
We rang the corresponding doorbell/intercom for the parking spot's flat to alert the owner but no answer. I guess it will run out fuel at some point tonight/tomorrow/Thursday.

DickyC

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49,805 posts

199 months

Tuesday 24th May 2016
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One of the second hand car emporiums I deal with has a Zenos at the moment. Never heard of it. 'Ah ha!' I thought, 'Now there's a cheap and cheerful way into high performance.

Idiot.

There are three for sale currently on PistonHeads ranging from £28,000 to £47,000.

In my defence, the one I saw wasn't displaying a price. Not much in the way of doors or weather equipment either.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Tuesday 24th May 2016
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Just filled up the Alfa to the brim for the first time (first time ive paid for a full tank in a looooong time), and got in and had the computer says "range: 520km" eekeek not quite the same experience as getting 900-1000 km out of a swipe of the fuel-card :P

Allanv

3,540 posts

187 months

Tuesday 24th May 2016
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Today is my 48th year on this planet, I am showered and waiting to take the poorly car in for work.

Hope I get it back today but hey ho never mind. Will just have to wander to the shops for the mushrooms and peppers.

EvoDelta

8,221 posts

191 months

Tuesday 24th May 2016
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Happy birthday!
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