Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)
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coopedup said:
Can I be your age again please? She is one fine looking filly 
Im sure age doesnt matter one bit when it comes to my chances of taking her home 
james_tigerwoods said:
Some friends of mine and I used to play Descent 2 for hours straight - One day after a 9 hour marathon. Really, that long, he drove home and he was trying to manoeuvre his car the same as a Descent ship. The accident he nearly had (after spinning on the M1) would have been a big one....
Which reminds me of another one! During the early xbox 360 days i played a lot of Project Gotham Racing. Now in PGR4, there were also bikes, which would usually be some of the tougher opponents, bloody fast on the straights, but slow in the corners, so my default strategy was to just divebomb them down the inside, slam em into the barrier so i wouldnt have to worry about the pesky buggersCue me having a quick game of PGR before jumping into the car. Not 500m from home i sit at a traffic light when a bike pulls up next to me, instantly "Once the lights go green, ill smack him into the side of the road, that way i wont have to worry about him" flashes through my head, followed half a second later by "i shouldnt play PGR straight before driving"
k off?DickyC said:
I've done the shopping already.
Beprepared OCD.
Not really, we have folk staying the weekend and I have cakes and stuff to make before they arrive.
Also done the shopping, but I am on my own this weekend (like every weekendBe
Not really, we have folk staying the weekend and I have cakes and stuff to make before they arrive.
) can you make some for me please? Rather partial to a bit of marzipan......
coopedup said:
Also done the shopping, but I am on my own this weekend (like every weekend) can you make some for me please? Rather partial to a bit of marzipan......
Marzipan = December, sorry.) can you make some for me please? Rather partial to a bit of marzipan......Thinking about it, there is some of the 2015 Christmas Cake lurking about somewhere. Not sure what it's doing. Plotting to overthrow next door's cats probably.
Carthage said:
I think I'll make carrot cake...and every time my Victim comments about the state of my car (technically it's a write off) I'll silence him by stuffing cake into his mouth.
How disappointing for him. Surely you should be positively reinforced his behaviour ( / 'training' ) and be stuffing your mouth with his carrot ... cake.drivin_me_nuts said:
How disappointing for him. Surely you should be positively reinforced his behaviour ( / 'training' ) and be stuffing your mouth with his carrot ... cake.
I like your thinking. Unfortunately my horses are more effective at training humans humanely than I; one of them has trained him to dispense mints on command whinny.
Also, all 'carrots' should be grated....
Carthage said:
I like your thinking.
Unfortunately my horses are more effective at training humans humanely than I; one of them has trained him to dispense mints on command whinny.
Also, all 'carrots' should be grated....
I used to rent out the paddock to a man with 'osses. To get to my car stuff in the stable at the far end, I had to do this:-Unfortunately my horses are more effective at training humans humanely than I; one of them has trained him to dispense mints on command whinny.
Also, all 'carrots' should be grated....
1: Grab a handful of extra strong mints from a shop jar kept by the back door for the purpose.
2: Unlatch the gate and start heading for the stable.
3: Get coralled by four dopy nags.
4: Extract horse noses/mouths from coat pocket containing mints. This ensured the return journey was possible.
5: Distribute mints on both outbound and return trip.
6: Make certain to retain sufficient mints to reach the gate.
I used to refer to these animals as 'GDOs' (Gurt Dozy 'Osses) bit they weren't all that dozy. They'd refined the process of 'kettling' long before the police tried it.
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