Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

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DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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DickyC said:
Beans for breakfast. Hardcore.
"What's this?"
"It's bean stew."
"I don't care what it's been, what is it now?"

Red Firecracker

5,276 posts

228 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Leafspring said:
You don't need a CV to get a job, I proved that 2 and 1/2 years ago...

Any one know a decent bodyshop in the SE? the little blue git mobil need's sills

And yes I still have the old relic
I've seen these peoples work and it's good.

http://www.themx5restorer.co.uk/

One guy I know did have to chase them a bit though.

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Bad day for roadkill at work. One pigeon played chicken with me and... vanished in a puff of feathers, leaving no corpse visible so I don't know what the hell happened to it. And there's also a dead snake on one of the site roads but I have no idea who did that. It wasn't very fat so it wasn't the cause of the missing pigeon corpse.

Leafspring

7,032 posts

138 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Red Firecracker said:
I've seen these peoples work and it's good.

http://www.themx5restorer.co.uk/

One guy I know did have to chase them a bit though.
Cheers thumbup

I've only found one other recommended bodyshop and that's in Sheerness which is a 4 hour hike home...

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Leafspring said:
Cheers thumbup

I've only found one other recommended bodyshop and that's in Sheerness which is a 4 hour hike home...
A lot of MoT garages will do sills as a matter of course. They see their role as fixing your car to get it through the test so it wouldn't be a concours job but it would work and it would be cheap.

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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DickyC said:
A lot of MoT garages will do sills as a matter of course. They see their role as fixing your car to get it through the test so it wouldn't be a concours job but it would work and it would be cheap.
Is that right, Dicky?
Yes, it is.
And upon what, exactly, do you base this observation?
The garage where I am the world's oldest errand boy does it. For the simpler sills they bend up a bit of sheet steel and weld it in. For the more complex ones they buy a sill and weld it in. And for the very complicated ones they get Mick the Welder to come in and do it. In all cases, unless the owner insists otherwise, the sill is sprayed with black goo and an MoT is issued.

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Bish - as they say - Bosh.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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wst said:
Hmm... other night I saw one of those... KY16 EYE. Was driven by a grade-A weapon... heh.

Edited by wst on Wednesday 20th July 18:25
Not me then as i would have lobbed a can of red bull at you.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Morning all.

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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LinkedIn lost me when they claimed they had looked at my profile and experience and invited me to picture myself as an apprentice on CrossRail.

This morning I had an email from RegionalEngineering who had, they claimed, "had new jobs posted that we think may be of interest to you based on your skills, qualifications and current and preferred locations, the jobs listed below match the criteria set out in your jobs by email in your account settings.'

So, what did they come up with for a CAD draughtsman with nearly forty years of experience in the oil and gas industry?



No mention of beer or anything.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Crazy buggers.

coopedup

3,741 posts

140 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Best of luck in your new job Dicky hehe

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Yeah, thanks.

hehe

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Last week I discovered a talent I did not know I had. Perhaps I should add it to my CV because you never know what employers are looking for. I went to collect a car from a car sales yard run by an amiable Indian chap and his gaggle of salesmen. The guvnor wasn't there and his lads were sitting in the office when I arrived. I asked about the car and my prospects for picking it up. They spoke politely to me in English and to one another in what I guessed was Hindi. They were very sorry but they had to go and would I mind waiting for ten minutes.

My new skill, I discovered, is that I can recognise, "Let the fkwit wait," in almost any language.

Twenty minutes later I gave up.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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You should retire dc.

DickyC

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49,777 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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I would prefer to retire AC.

But I take your point.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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But, DC, as you were born BC, should you not be retiring ASAP?

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Or sing to abc.

coopedup

3,741 posts

140 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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about ac/dc

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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coopedup said:
about ac/dc
Poor old Brian Johnson, that's the truth.

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