Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

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PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Impasse said:
Did you ever saw a elephant fly?
Yes, with a buzz saw!

bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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DickyC said:
I'll see you Queen Cunard and raise you.



A Full House, I believe.
I'm folding. Well played Dicky.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Is it 5pm yet? My mild annoyance and disdain for one particular team member is slowly festering and turning into hatred. Such incredible insecurity, rigidity and yet at the same time inconsistency and horrid stubbornness should not be allowed within a 3 mile radius of me.

Moms been telling me to seek counselling to deal with the depressive moods, but TBH i dont want to be analysed and told what to do again, i just want kinda want a partner... someone to feel safe with kinda of.. (pathetic rant over)

ApOrbital

9,960 posts

118 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Just drove past a wetherspoons people are sat outside drinking wine and lager is this normal some of them were dressed in suits.I must admit when i went to new york i had a pint at 7am at heathrow airport but i had been working nights for two weeks so 7am was my 7pm.

ArsE92

21,013 posts

187 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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frown Heard about Russ (DMN) earlier this morning. I didn't know him well, and only through PH and this thread in particular. What Lily and he went through though, and that thread back in 2010, that really had an effect on me as I'm sure it did others.

I know he was fairly spiritual so I hope he's in a better place with loved ones.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Well it be on to this

I've seen this week's McLaren but don't think I've seen today's Ferrari yet.
I don't remember.....confusednerd

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Have this one Iva, I have finished with it



No thanks necessary, I am here to help

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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redcard

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Seen one.

It was Rosso Corsa.

That's red btw.

A 458.

Bit like Tony's one he tried to scam me into accepting...irkedblah

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Who is abandoning Lego Fezzas by the side of the A458?

bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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458? The Archdeacon had a yellow one. Had the rare Carillon gearbox in it operated by the 'third clutch pedal'

Noisy thing it was, not my cup of tea at all.

Anyone going out this evening?

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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bomma220 said:
Anyone going out this evening?
Yep.

Taking the Cost Centres (Daughter & Mrs Jim AK!) to the Deal Carnival.

What about you?

eta: Tomorrow I will be mostly driving a 2 Tone Blue LHD Rolls Ghost!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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bomma220 said:


Anyone going out this evening?
I will be if I get the key to the handcuffs. If can just get the chair to the door and work an old piece of pipe underneath I think I can unhook the key, bloody Jehovahs Witnesses I didn't expect this.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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The classics rotting thread is being ruined by tools saying that's not a classic.

Just STFU and post pics of mouldy cars....irked

Where's DC with his sawn off when you need him ?

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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I think they were after my adult literature stash but I had forgotten where it is, which is a combination of age and the 40 years since I hid it. They babbled on about some old sky fairy stuff and to be honest after the second stiff Glenmorangie I had a rare outburst of resentment and decided to show them the other side of life. Firstly I described living outside of a religious bubble and that seemed to worry them but it was my insistence that Razzle was the last book I had read and that was in 1976 plus that I wasnt going to pick up anything else in a hurry let alone some pamphlet from a doorstep god botherer which which led them to demand to view my 'library' as I had referred to it as. Yes a scuffle broke out, and Ok I may have initiated it, but having been the Milk Monitor for the Lower 6th I'm handy at boxing so I fought like a lion until they pulled a curtain over me and shut me under the stairs using my ex wifes handcuffs, and fled.
That was two days ago.
So yes, key permitting, I will be out tonight. And if anyone sees those characters then tell them from me that I'm proud of my collection of cat fleas which are kept carefully in the lounge carpet, and no I'm not meticulous about keeping my trousers on in the house particularly when I'm not expecting a knock on the door.

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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I am out and about this evening. It's my night for hunting vampires. I only joined the association 'cos I thought Buffy would be involved. Just my luck to find out that our Buffy is a 6'2" prop with halitosis and a beard you could keep gerbils in. Still when I am hunting in the darkest and most foul corners of the capital she's good back up. The creatures of the night take one look and run away. It's not like her "I drank Dracula's soul" tattoo is done in fluorescent ink either although how she managed to get that done on her knuckles is a mystery to me.


ApOrbital

9,960 posts

118 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Iva remember that escort cozzy i said lived up the road from me it's back christ it's fking loud and fast.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Until the next time it breaks down !

I have prior.

bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Escort cozzy? By, that takes me back. Remember the Ruski's?

EnglishTony

2,552 posts

99 months

Thursday 28th July 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Until the next time it breaks down !

I have prior.
Mine was quite reliable. Apart from the head gasket incident.

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