Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[EnglishTony]

I may buy some oil tomorrow. Is that trivial enough?

[anonymous-user]

bomma220 said:

Lovely to see the disappearance of that shonky fibre timing wheel & the introduction of things that threads are made of.

We salute you, Cologne...

The ali ones are best, less harmonic ringing than steel and stronger than fibre. But that's not important right now.

[anonymous-user]

EnglishTony said:

I may buy some oil tomorrow. Is that trivial enough?

It's a start. Can we please know what cars you see on the way to get it, just to ensure triviality?

[Jim AK]

V6Pushfit said:

No

Missing link.

[EnglishTony]

Jim AK said:

V6Pushfit said:

No

Missing link.

Well I wouldn't go that far. He walks upright. Mostly

[anonymous-user]

Homo Erectus in fact

[bomma220]

We'll take your V6 & put it down just where you want it young Captain!

Iva Barchetta? Bring him along for ballast, Chief....

[Jim AK]

Our garden has a slope at the end!

[bomma220]

Jim AK said:

Our garden has a slope at the end!

Good Lord you don't need that coming up to a weekend chap. Want to have a blast at the bugger with the Pelican gun?

[Iva Barchetta]

A really manly pink car.



A Zundapp iirc.

[Jim AK]

bomma220 said:

Good Lord you don't need that coming up to a weekend chap. Want to have a blast at the bugger with the Pelican gun?

Ive had a go with the old Blunderbuss, just seem to have maimed a couple of squirrels & put a few extra holes in next doors incinerator thing!

Dont really want to spend too long on tonight as have a rather heavy day of substance abuse planned 2mrrw.

[EnglishTony]

You missed the pink Smart with the Hello Kitty motif then? I didn't. I am still suffering now. Thank heavens for being able to Google James Hunt that's all I can say.

Has anybody looked in the code book to see what "big thing going down" means?

Mine just says "see Hindenburg" but I think it's out of date

Is it something to do with the Bank of England?

[bomma220]

Jim AK said:

bomma220 said:

Good Lord you don't need that coming up to a weekend chap. Want to have a blast at the bugger with the Pelican gun?

Ive had a go with the old Blunderbuss, just seem to have maimed a couple of squirrels & put a few extra holes in next doors incinerator thing!

Dont really want to spend too long on tonight as have a rather heavy day of substance abuse planned 2mrrw.

Well it's a good start old boy.

A quart of Absinthe will steady your aim in the morning. And a sausage, egg, bacon & anchovy bap.

Nothing in the world smells like it. Thank the Lord.

[bomma220]

EnglishTony said:

You missed the pink Smart with the Hello Kitty motif then? I didn't. I am still suffering now. Thank heavens for being able to Google James Hunt that's all I can say.

Has anybody looked in the code book to see what "big thing going down" means?

Mine just says "see Hindenburg" but I think it's out of date

Is it something to do with the Bank of England?

All I'm getting for 'big thing going down' is Jordan? Is something kicking off in the middle east again?

[Jim AK]

bomma220 said:

Well it's a good start old boy.

A quart of Absinthe will steady your aim in the morning. And a sausage, egg, bacon & anchovy bap.

Nothing in the world smells like it. Thank the Lord.

Think id need to hold the Anchovies.

The substance abuse will be taking place on a 30`Cruiser, going down the River Thames!

[EnglishTony]

Does the Bank of England have any deposits from Jordan? She's quite popular I believe. Must have a bob or two stashed somewhere.

Can we just agree to get tooled up and get the Jag ready? It's been at least a week since we last did anything properly nefarious and I am starting to get withdrawnl* symptoms.

• you can have a banking pun there if you want, it's Friday

[bomma220]

Jim AK said:

Think id need to hold the Anchovies.

The substance abuse will be taking place on a 30`Cruiser, going down the River Thames!

Red diesel? Met him once at a kebab house in Slough. Didn't care for him much.

Have a good weekend old chap, send us some photo's. Toodle Pip!

[bomma220]

EnglishTony said:

Does the Bank of England have any deposits from Jordan? She's quite popular I believe. Must have a bob or two stashed somewhere.

Can we just agree to get tooled up and get the Jag ready? It's been at least a week since we last did anything properly nefarious and I am starting to get withdrawnl* symptoms.

• you can have a banking pun there if you want, it's Friday

Nothing from the Bank of England as yet, although Big Sam is looking into it.

Jordan has left a fairly heavy deposit with the Bursar, serves him right for getting involved.

Can't make any banking puns I'm afraid chap. I lose interest at this time of night

[bomma220]

ps Have the granddaughter again at the weekend. If we need to get tooled up, it'll have to be sunday morning, after I've got the fags & papers. About half tennish.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Something big is happening tomorrow.

Really big.

But if you don't know about it I'm not allowed to tell you...

When I was one,
I had just begun.
When I was two,
I was nearly new.
When I was three,
I was hardly me.
When I was four,
I was not much more.
When I was five,
I was just alive.
But now I am six,
I'm as clever as clever.
So I think I'll be six
now and forever.

Happy Birthday Trivial Thread - six years old today.