Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[DickyC]

Just received a post card from Coop. He's on holiday, don't cha know?

[bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

DickyC said:

Readers Cars! Of course! I should have thought of it. I shall take you all on a journey of discovery, heartbreak and eventual victory. Marvellous.

Readers wives - a story of discovery and fantasy, and eventual reality with bewilderment and disillusionment thrown in.

You too, old boy? Oh, bugger.

If I ever married again I'd make things a lot simpler - I'd sell my cars & buy a house for someone I don't get on with.

I reckon it could all be done and dusted within a couple of months, start to finish...

[bomma220]

DickyC said:

I confused matters no end today by wearing my Princess Leia outfit to work.

People can be so unkind.

Which outfit of hers did you wear chap? She has a sort of cloak thing, not unlike my Druid cloak which I wear a lot without any complaints or issues.

However, if you opted for the bikini thing then the motor trade can be an unforgiving place...

[DickyC]

Option 2. Jabba the Truck was no help at all.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Just received a post card from Coop. He's on holiday, don't cha know?

'Joined the TA's' eh? I did that 5 years ago. Short strides for a week.

[DickyC]

V6Pushfit said:

'Joined the TA's' eh? I did that 5 years ago. Short strides for a week.

No, he was just afraid he would be comms deficient and took a bit of kit with him.

[Justayellowbadge]

DickyC said:

No, he was just afraid he would be comms deficient and took a bit of kit with him.

Expensive kit. He probably slept with one eye open.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

Expensive kit. He probably slept with one eye open.

He does that anyway. He's in education. Snoozes all day long but looks awake.

Outrageous.

[Iva Barchetta]

Hello.

Better late thin never.

[Iva Barchetta]

The selling a Z4 thread to a dealer is going well....

[DickyC]

Iva Barchetta said:

Hello.

Better late thin never.

Iva Barchetta said:

The selling a Z4 thread to a dealer is going well....

Are you drinking hydraulic fluid again?

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm thinking of taking up drinking alcohol.

What's the worst that can happen ?.....

[hidetheelephants]

After last week's reckless consumerism I have plunged further into untrammelled expenditure; an impromptu visit to Aldi to kill time before a doctor's appointment resulted in an angle grinder, wine gums and a pair of wheelbarrow wheels following me back to the car.

It's not safe, I tell you.

[PoleDriver]

Iva Barchetta said:

I'm thinking of taking up drinking alcohol.

What's the worst that can happen ?.....

Well my OH didn't go to work today after yesterday's binge!
She didn't have a hangover, she was still drunk at 3pm today!
I was well impressed till I realised that she's on a hell of a cocktail of pain killers!

[ChemicalChaos]

DickyC said:

Just received a post card from Coop. He's on holiday, don't cha know?

Ooh, a Perentie!

[Vitorio]

Back to hating all things green again, my nose had decided any proximity to green things is valid reason to produce hitherto unseen quantities of snot and give me a headache.

[Bomma 220]

Morning all

Thought I might try some guy ropes on the loose fence posts to see if they offer any temporary stability?

Vitorio said:

Back to hating all things green again, my nose had decided any proximity to green things is valid reason to produce hitherto unseen quantities of snot and give me a headache.

I really wouldn't bother mowing the lawn today then chap...

[DickyC]

ChemicalChaos said:

DickyC said:

Just received a post card from Coop. He's on holiday, don't cha know?

Ooh, a Perentie!

My parenties was more cardigan and slippers people.

[Vitorio]

Bomma 220 said:

I really wouldn't bother mowing the lawn today then chap...

Wasnt planning to! I do have some gardening to do in the next week and a half, but it can wait..

[coopedup]

DickyC said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Expensive kit. He probably slept with one eye open.

He does that anyway. He's in education. Snoozes all day long but looks awake.

Outrageous.

Ah you know me too well

Never even saw you take a picture of my little toy