Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)
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That must be a delight for shopkeepers; two days of lost business and the threat of your livelihood being trashed by 'diversity'. A turd in the front garden seems mild by comparison. At least it's only 2 days, if you live in Edinburgh it's probably best to rent your gaff out and go on holiday for the month of August.
Married Woman Saga, chapter the final (or so i think at least)
She made a hamfisted attempt to get me to do something fun/friendlike, when my response apparently wasnt enthusiastic enough, she got all passive aggressive on me, suggested i could just say it if i didnt want to keep in touch... Which is what i did.
Every time we talked the last few weeks things went sour within a few lines, nothing good was gonna come from us staying in touch, not for me, not for her.
If there is anything ive realised in the last few weeks, its that outside of some physical urges, i have absolutely zero interest in women romantically, im not even too interested in friendships right now..
She made a hamfisted attempt to get me to do something fun/friendlike, when my response apparently wasnt enthusiastic enough, she got all passive aggressive on me, suggested i could just say it if i didnt want to keep in touch... Which is what i did.
Every time we talked the last few weeks things went sour within a few lines, nothing good was gonna come from us staying in touch, not for me, not for her.
If there is anything ive realised in the last few weeks, its that outside of some physical urges, i have absolutely zero interest in women romantically, im not even too interested in friendships right now..
Vitorio said:
If there is anything ive realised in the last few weeks, its that outside of some physical urges, i have absolutely zero interest in women romantically, im not even too interested in friendships right now..
Just don't start batting for the other side chap. Or we'll have to take you to see Mildred she's a 'dab hand' at ensuring young lads keep on the right side of the street. 
There was an episode where Carstairs and Fairfax were standing in a field disguised as an unlikely looking cow and the female members of the Resistance had to cycle past but a bomb blew most of their clothes off.
"What's happening, Carstairs?"
"There are girls cycling past in their skanties."
"Yes, I know, but what's really happening?"
It was funny at the time. Maybe you had to be there.
"What's happening, Carstairs?"
"There are girls cycling past in their skanties."
"Yes, I know, but what's really happening?"
It was funny at the time. Maybe you had to be there.
DickyC said:
There was an episode where Carstairs and Fairfax were standing in a field disguised as an unlikely looking cow and the female members of the Resistance had to cycle past but a bomb blew most of their clothes off.
"What's happening, Carstairs?"
"There are girls cycling past in their skanties."
"Yes, I know, but what's really happening?"
It was funny at the time. Maybe you had to be there.
Who did you play ,Carstairs or Fairfax ?"What's happening, Carstairs?"
"There are girls cycling past in their skanties."
"Yes, I know, but what's really happening?"
It was funny at the time. Maybe you had to be there.
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