The "Typical" PHer - What's your view?

The "Typical" PHer - What's your view?

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Adenauer

18,569 posts

236 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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ali_kat said:
No - 35-55
Looking good for 56, ali. thumbup

Disastrous

10,079 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Perfect OP.

Sheepshanks

32,714 posts

119 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Nickbrapp said:
Ari said:
Exactly! biggrin

And, given the way the 'average PHer' is queuing up for his turn to loudly deny the list and deride the OP, I suspect it's a little nearer the truth than is comfortable... smile
Yes exactly, they are so consumed with rage they've failed to see where I asked what their idea of the typical pistonheads member is. Typical doesn't mean all. Some of the responses show the same idiotic response as other threads, especially the one quoting from another thread and the one saying I'm on minimum wage.
I love the fact that even when I pointed out that out to one poster he still thinks your opinion is factually incorrect. rofl

PH - Comprehension Matters!

Disastrous

10,079 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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It reminded me a bit of this, posted here years ago on a discussion on a PH TV show (and how bad it would be):

someone said:
It's 11pm and while most 40 year old men are tucked up with their wives, Keith has just finished installing a new drop link on the front suspension of his 1998 TVR Tuscan S [I don't care] and still has a few more hours work to go. After a few hours sleep he'll drive to the Telecoms centre, where he supports 300 staff with their IT needs, in his self-declared 'snotter' - a 1998 Alpina E39 530i[I don't care].

Throughout the week he'll post updates on the improvements on an Internet Forum where other enthusiasts will argue to the nth degree about everything from small engineering to which is the best website to find dates on. Keith is considered a bit of an expert on dating, having maintained a profile on Match.com for over 7 years and is always available to critique other profile and offer advice. Keith's last significant relationship was 26 years ago and lasted 3 weeks.

Come the weekend, they'll be no socialising with family and friends, it's a day of marshalling at the local go-kart track on Saturday followed up with Sunday Service on Sunday. A reverent day of meeting like minded, white, enthusiasts and discussing the latest happening in the motor world.

This is the bizarre world of Pistonheads and over the next hour we'll take you through some of the more bizarre members of this strange club.

Pooh

3,692 posts

253 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Pooh said:
Am I correct in thinking that the OP has a VAG car and an iPhone?
ears

Sump

5,484 posts

167 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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And has to go on an experience day to drive a supercar laugh

chrisb92

1,051 posts

124 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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I can say proudly that I drive a turbo charged VW GOLF on finance and love browsing my IPHONE 6! I'm also 23 and thin, no mortgage and think the e46 M3 is a bit council! My car is depreciating like anything and I bloody love it!

Once the finance is done on my GTi, I would love to upgrade to an R.

Ari

19,345 posts

215 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Disastrous said:
It reminded me a bit of this, posted here years ago on a discussion on a PH TV show (and how bad it would be):

someone said:
It's 11pm and while most 40 year old men are tucked up with their wives, Keith has just finished installing a new drop link on the front suspension of his 1998 TVR Tuscan S [I don't care] and still has a few more hours work to go. After a few hours sleep he'll drive to the Telecoms centre, where he supports 300 staff with their IT needs, in his self-declared 'snotter' - a 1998 Alpina E39 530i[I don't care].

Throughout the week he'll post updates on the improvements on an Internet Forum where other enthusiasts will argue to the nth degree about everything from small engineering to which is the best website to find dates on. Keith is considered a bit of an expert on dating, having maintained a profile on Match.com for over 7 years and is always available to critique other profile and offer advice. Keith's last significant relationship was 26 years ago and lasted 3 weeks.

Come the weekend, they'll be no socialising with family and friends, it's a day of marshalling at the local go-kart track on Saturday followed up with Sunday Service on Sunday. A reverent day of meeting like minded, white, enthusiasts and discussing the latest happening in the motor world.

This is the bizarre world of Pistonheads and over the next hour we'll take you through some of the more bizarre members of this strange club.
That's brilliant! rofl

Some while ago I was in a petrol station filling up and I saw a middle aged man pull in driving a Vauxhall Vectra SRI with an Irmscher quad headlight conversion. He got out and was wearing a bright red padded 'Honda Racing' anorak. 'I bet he's on Pistonheads' I thought. And no, I didn't engage him in conversation to find out..! biggrin

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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anonymous said:
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Mrs Tonks using the Continental GT Speed is she?


johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

103 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Hilarious post OP. Like many, I don't fit any of the criteria either.

NerveAgent

3,306 posts

220 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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I guess the OP is definitely, 100%, maybe happy with his life choices and is in no way bitter, at all, definitely.

E36GUY

5,906 posts

218 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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PorkInsider said:
Nickbrapp said:
correcting people's spelling...
I'll give you that one just so that I can point out you've spelled 'shed' incorrectly twice. It's not even a big word.

laugh
Don't forget punctuation....

it's:

peoples'

not people's

Edited by E36GUY on Wednesday 3rd February 12:20

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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E36GUY said:
Don't forget punctuation....

it's:

peoples'

not people's
Guess again.

Nickbrapp

Original Poster:

5,277 posts

130 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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One thing I've learned already is no one seems to be able to read a whole tittle very well.

You will see it says, what's your view? Not do you agree or disagree that you are like this?

I suspect I am right with the ones dishing out issues with my spelling and grammar.

ali_kat

31,988 posts

221 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Adenauer said:
ali_kat said:
No - 35-55
Looking good for 56, ali. thumbup
Thank you thumbup

But I wasn't applying it to me, I was saying that my view of an average PHer disagrees with all of the OPs views biggrin

InductionRoar

2,014 posts

132 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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MDMA . said:
No mortgage, spend all my cash on cocaine and hammering sausage into hookers.
Frozen sausage?

soad

32,880 posts

176 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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stackmonkey said:
is male,
is mid 30s to mid 40s,
is a company director (of an IT company),
is powerfully built,
has a goatee,
has an MX-5
also has a BMW 335d (remapped)
has a spare can of red bull in the glovebox
has an ex-wife with 'the mental'
has a girlfriend who doesn't have 'the mental' ...yet
Forgot tattoos!

Pooh

3,692 posts

253 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Pooh said:
Pooh said:
Am I correct in thinking that the OP has a VAG car and an iPhone?
ears
tumbleweed

Nickbrapp

Original Poster:

5,277 posts

130 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Pooh said:
Pooh said:
Pooh said:
Am I correct in thinking that the OP has a VAG car and an iPhone?
ears
tumbleweed
Yep and I work in marketing for superdry, the vag product is diesel white and 4wd with LED brake light that I enjoy burning people's retinas with, especially on my way back to my rent Charles church home on a estate to see my blond Range Rover driving Chav of a girlfriend before we pop out for a cheeky nandos in our matching barbor jackets, but not before poping into apple to pick up the latest white product

Bill

52,684 posts

255 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Rawwr said:
It's a real problem. I basically look like an inbred infant has pulled all the pastry off a pork pie and mashed the remaining meat and jelly into what it thinks a man looks like.
And proud of it, I hope?