Looks or Brains?

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Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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I like see saws. I saw a see saw once. I once saw a see saw being sawed.

Monkeylegend

26,474 posts

232 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Monkeylegend said:
mybrainhurts said:
Monkeylegend said:
mybrainhurts said:
Monkeylegend said:
10 for brains
10 for looks
10 for modesty
1 for monkey leg ends...
That urts.
Dammit...outquipped by a monkey...irked
A handsome clever monkey though, so no shame in that.


yes
wink

That was before I put on a few stone.




mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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hehe

Poisson96

2,098 posts

132 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
My brain hurts
No. It urts.

Good day to you sir.

HD Adam

5,154 posts

185 months

Sunday 14th February 2016
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Impasse said:
I like see saws. I saw a see saw once. I once saw a see saw being sawed.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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funkyrobot said:
65 for looks and 1 for brians.
1 for Brian's what?

Disastrous

10,090 posts

218 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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What if you're clever but also really, really, really good looking?

Would you have to put 5/5? That seems as if it is devaluing both though. Let's say the glamour model won a Nobel prize. She's still a 10 for looks but also for brains.

Maybe some (of us) get more points to distribute??

As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Disastrous said:
What if you're clever but also really, really, really good looking?

Would you have to put 5/5? That seems as if it is devaluing both though. Let's say the glamour model won a Nobel prize. She's still a 10 for looks but also for brains.

Maybe some (of us) get more points to distribute??

As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
You're assuming the points relate to magnitude, but that is not the case: they simply denote a ratio. An extremely beautiful person winning a Nobel prize would be 5/6 or 6/5 or 5.5/5.5; I might be 8/3 in favour of brains but it is not an indication that I am more intelligent than a Nobel prize winner.

Disastrous

10,090 posts

218 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
Disastrous said:
What if you're clever but also really, really, really good looking?

Would you have to put 5/5? That seems as if it is devaluing both though. Let's say the glamour model won a Nobel prize. She's still a 10 for looks but also for brains.

Maybe some (of us) get more points to distribute??

As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
You're assuming the points relate to magnitude, but that is not the case: they simply denote a ratio. An extremely beautiful person winning a Nobel prize would be 5/6 or 6/5 or 5.5/5.5; I might be 8/3 in favour of brains but it is not an indication that I am more intelligent than a Nobel prize winner.
So it's as in my first sentence then? wink

Besides, ratio is irrelevant. Everyone knows a 10 is better than a 5, regardless of so-called 'facts'.

Monkeylegend

26,474 posts

232 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Disastrous said:


As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
So that would be a 4 1/2 finger knuckle shuffle.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Disastrous said:
xRIEx said:
Disastrous said:
What if you're clever but also really, really, really good looking?

Would you have to put 5/5? That seems as if it is devaluing both though. Let's say the glamour model won a Nobel prize. She's still a 10 for looks but also for brains.

Maybe some (of us) get more points to distribute??

As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
You're assuming the points relate to magnitude, but that is not the case: they simply denote a ratio. An extremely beautiful person winning a Nobel prize would be 5/6 or 6/5 or 5.5/5.5; I might be 8/3 in favour of brains but it is not an indication that I am more intelligent than a Nobel prize winner.
So it's as in my first sentence then? wink

Besides, ratio is irrelevant. Everyone knows a 10 is better than a 5, regardless of so-called 'facts'.
Well no, because you said 5/5; 5+5=10.

I hope you're prettier than you are smart wink

Ratio is the only thing relevant due to the phrasing of the question. If instead of having 11 points to split, it was phrased as "your looks and brains values add up to 100%, what is the split?" then you'd understand it as a ratio (I hope). However it's impossible to say 70% is better than 32% if they are not percentages of the same thing. Your brains % could be 20% and mine could be 80%, but that doesn't mean I'm smarter than you, it could just mean I'm much, much uglier.

Disastrous

10,090 posts

218 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
Disastrous said:
xRIEx said:
Disastrous said:
What if you're clever but also really, really, really good looking?

Would you have to put 5/5? That seems as if it is devaluing both though. Let's say the glamour model won a Nobel prize. She's still a 10 for looks but also for brains.

Maybe some (of us) get more points to distribute??

As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
You're assuming the points relate to magnitude, but that is not the case: they simply denote a ratio. An extremely beautiful person winning a Nobel prize would be 5/6 or 6/5 or 5.5/5.5; I might be 8/3 in favour of brains but it is not an indication that I am more intelligent than a Nobel prize winner.
So it's as in my first sentence then? wink

Besides, ratio is irrelevant. Everyone knows a 10 is better than a 5, regardless of so-called 'facts'.
Well no, because you said 5/5; 5+5=10.

I hope you're prettier than you are smart wink

Ratio is the only thing relevant due to the phrasing of the question. If instead of having 11 points to split, it was phrased as "your looks and brains values add up to 100%, what is the split?" then you'd understand it as a ratio (I hope). However it's impossible to say 70% is better than 32% if they are not percentages of the same thing. Your brains % could be 20% and mine could be 80%, but that doesn't mean I'm smarter than you, it could just mean I'm much, much uglier.
So a ratio of 5/5 is equally split between looks and brains? I got that thanks smile

I suspect you're missing the flippancy in my post - a '10' is generally considered shorthand for a very good looking person (due to marks out of 10 being a nearly universally understood rating system) thus in the eyes of almost everyone (except PH stat nazis, haha) a 10 beats a 5, regardless of whether it is a ratio being expressed.

Well, that's all the fun analysed out of that one!

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Disastrous said:
So a ratio of 5/5 is equally split between looks and brains? I got that thanks smile
Rich_W said:
You get 11 points (cause 10 is not daft enough) to spread between the 2 criteria. So if you are a Glamour model (PH: Stereotype matters) You might have 11 for Looks and 0 for Brains. Conversely, if you are a Top Scientist who looks like Sloth from the Goonies. 1 for Looks and 10 for Brains.

I gave myself 6. Brains. 5 Looks biggrin
confused

MDMA .

8,909 posts

102 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Disastrous said:
As an aside, I once received a handjob from a girl who had lost a bit of her thumb in a seesaw accident. You've just brought back horrendous memories.
so she only used 1 hand ? sorry for your short coming !

Disastrous

10,090 posts

218 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
Disastrous said:
So a ratio of 5/5 is equally split between looks and brains? I got that thanks smile
Rich_W said:
You get 11 points (cause 10 is not daft enough) to spread between the 2 criteria. So if you are a Glamour model (PH: Stereotype matters) You might have 11 for Looks and 0 for Brains. Conversely, if you are a Top Scientist who looks like Sloth from the Goonies. 1 for Looks and 10 for Brains.

I gave myself 6. Brains. 5 Looks biggrin
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How do you split 11 equally?

(I mean obviously 5.5 but that doesn't really work as a rating)

Never mind - it was meant to be a flippant comment so just forget it smile



Poisson96

2,098 posts

132 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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What the elephant testicles happened to this thread? Last time I looked I was joking with MBH and now it's about as much fun as being probed inappropriately by a TV Personality....

Disastrous

10,090 posts

218 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Poisson96 said:
What the elephant testicles happened to this thread? Last time I looked I was joking with MBH and now it's about as much fun as being probed inappropriately by a TV Personality....
Agreed, and I apologise for my part in that!

No more pedantry. I preferred talking about the thumbless handjob anyway.

2gins

2,839 posts

163 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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Lewi25 said:
I have 1 GCSE and look like an ape, my wife is well out of my league so I've done pretty well really.

My Mum & Dad have worked hard all their life and that's one thing me & bro have taken from them.
You really shouldn't put her up on that pedestal, Wayne.

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Monday 15th February 2016
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The filly I'm currently riding is as dumb as a box of rocks.

She's a thoroughbred though so I can forgive a little stupidity.

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
The filly I'm currently riding is as dumb as a box of rocks.

She's a thoroughbred though so I can forgive a little stupidity.
Tell us more about your 'girlfriend' and her five lovely daughters...