Looks or Brains?

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Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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schmunk said:
Tell us more about your 'girlfriend' and her five lovely daughters...
Chronic onanist, are you? Only one of us has masturbation on the mind my friend.

Du1point8

21,612 posts

193 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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So if I were to put down 4 on looks and 7 on brains... that would mean that my brains are better than my looks.

However I might actually be an 8/11 for looks, its just that have brains as well, that for example would normally be 12/11...

According to this scale that would mean that someone who looks like Shrek, but has no brains at all, would give themselves a scale of 10 on the looks and 1 on the brains.

Meaning that with this stupid ass ratio, Shrek would be technically better looking that the whole of PH, as who else is going to say they are that dumb that looks are all they have, even then they have a face only a mother can love.

Flawed question is flawed and has no discernible answer for results or meaning as ratio means sod all in the above example.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
The filly I'm currently riding is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Well, obviously. Being as dumb as a box of rocks is a prerequisite for fking you.

stuartmmcfc

8,665 posts

193 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
says something to his imaginary internet friends that he wouldn't DARE say out loud to the BOSS smile .

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
Well, obviously. Being as dumb as a box of rocks is a prerequisite for fking you.
You must know me so well. Oh, no, you don't at all. You and your quick conclusions say more about you than me, my friend.

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
Stinkotanko said:
says something to his imaginary internet friends that he wouldn't DARE say out loud to the BOSS smile .
Good one. You should write in to Viz.

stuartmmcfc

8,665 posts

193 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
stuartmmcfc said:
Stinkotanko said:
says something to his imaginary internet friends that he wouldn't DARE say out loud to the BOSS smile .
Good one. You should write in to Viz.
I did once many years ago with a "top tip". It was published as well but I don't think I got anything for it apart from the "glory".
Is it still going?

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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stuartmmcfc said:
I did once many years ago with a "top tip". It was published as well but I don't think I got anything for it apart from the "glory".
Is it still going?
I believe so, I regularly hear my northern employees grunting about it.

Monkeylegend

26,471 posts

232 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
You must know me so well. Oh, no, you don't at all. You and your quick conclusions say more about you than me, my friend.
I struggle to understand why somebody who is clearly far superior in every way would demean themselves by posting on such a forum as PH my friend.

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
I struggle to understand why somebody who is clearly far superior in every way would demean themselves by posting on such a forum as PH my friend.
Keeping oneself grounded isn't demeaning.

Monkeylegend

26,471 posts

232 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Monkeylegend said:
I struggle to understand why somebody who is clearly far superior in every way would demean themselves by posting on such a forum as PH my friend.
Keeping oneself grounded isn't demeaning.
Sorry for the confusion, I was talking about me wink

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
Monkeylegend said:
I struggle to understand why somebody who is clearly far superior in every way would demean themselves by posting on such a forum as PH my friend.
Keeping oneself grounded isn't demeaning.
It has to be said, your posts are the very finest examples of dignity.

Stinkotanko

168 posts

100 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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xRIEx said:
It has to be said, your posts are the very finest examples of dignity.
Is 'modesty' the word you were scrabbling for?

Du1point8

21,612 posts

193 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Stinkotanko said:
You must know me so well. Oh, no, you don't at all. You and your quick conclusions say more about you than me, my friend.
I struggle to understand why somebody who is clearly far superior in every way would demean themselves by posting on such a forum as PH my friend.
Every now and again I like to come here to see how the other half think... it keeps me grounded so to speak.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Stinkotanko said:
xRIEx said:
It has to be said, your posts are the very finest examples of dignity.
Is 'modesty' the word you were scrabbling for?
No; look up the antonym for 'demean'.

5potTurbo

12,555 posts

169 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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4 for looks
3 for brains
That's 11, right?

wobble

TheLuke

2,218 posts

142 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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7 Brains
4 Looks

But im a definite 11 on the looks if I lost a few pounds hehe my puppy fat loses me a few points.

RogerExplosion

1,130 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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Looks: Potato
Brains: Potato

Monkeylegend

26,471 posts

232 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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RogerExplosion said:
Looks: Potato
Brains: Potato
Latvian I presume?

otherman

2,191 posts

166 months

Tuesday 16th February 2016
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This whole idea is flawed, isn't it? Ugly people are also stupid, so the numbers just don't add up.