A bit council Vol 2

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WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Dreadful. Wobbly white lining.

WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Wobbegong said:
Neil H said:
Double-barreled first names..

Dakota-Grace
Bobby-Rose
Chardonnay-Blanc
Totally-Council
Inability to spell the name of their own child.

A friend of a friend on Facebook proudly displayed some sand writing at the beach

"Mommy & Daddy
& Sumer"

rofl
That, of course, could be the correct spelling.

Quhet

2,409 posts

145 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Dr Murdoch said:
Dam it, i'm a wannabe council..

Looks like fun playing around on a stretch of road thats normally full of traffic, the novelty aspect appeals to me.

innit
O/T but one of my dad's favourite memories from when he was a young is cycling very quickly down a long slope on the M5 a few days before it was opened. Must've been great fun!

Trabi601

4,865 posts

94 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
The latest suggestion to bring back speedway was in the grounds of the now disused Reading Gaol, former home of Oscar Wilde. Totally bonkers, and completely council. Unless there's a market for repressed homosexual motorsport fans who like watching from a cell window? Can't see Sky snapping it up, not even Eurosport would touch that one.
Sounds like an Alan Partridge suggestion!

"Prison Speedway"

Toaster Pilot

14,615 posts

157 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Based on some of the awful driving seen from cammers in the dash cam thread I'm inclined to say that dash or helmet cams are incredibly council at the moment

williamp

19,213 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

woddly lines, useless speed warning sign, white vans, cheap plants growing in central reservation.

Is the M5 the most council motorway in the UK??

Spare tyre

9,458 posts

129 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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93DW said:
I doubt it is, I think you've just been Blinded By The Lights
I hate having to come to the entrance just to get bars on my phone

33q

1,550 posts

122 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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motco said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Understand all the talk about inherited furniture and such but Oak furnitureland sells pretty decent furniture, don't want to get in an arguement v Chippendale etc but to my mind council wouldn't be it's target market.

I agree. At least it doesn't fall apart as soon as you look at it, unlike the blue and yellow stuff.
I think it's pretty good stuff. I was going to pay cash for our breakfast room furniture but I was able to have them change to a handle type with 4 rings and then lease it.

anonymous-user

53 months

Thursday 25th August 2016
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The Mad Monk said:
X5TUU said:
The Mad Monk said:
Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.
Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all
Is it North of Watford?

Come on, yes or no?

;-)
Arghhh I live in North Watford!!

No, not the council bit.

hepy

1,260 posts

139 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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Johnny said:
V8mate said:
No. Somewhere can be rammed or it can be jam-packed.
Quite. Plus it could be rammo in the main room...
wish the barlady would appear...

Antony Moxey

8,016 posts

218 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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The Mad Monk said:
X5TUU said:
The Mad Monk said:
Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.
Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all
Is it North of Watford?

Come on, yes or no?

;-)
I think that's the northbound side (that's full) of the M5 near Taunton yesterday where it was closed because of a woman on a bridge threatening to jump. So it's probably northerners going home from their camping holidays in Cornwall.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

116 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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Antony Moxey said:
The Mad Monk said:
X5TUU said:
The Mad Monk said:
Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.
Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all
Is it North of Watford?

Come on, yes or no?

;-)
I think that's the northbound side (that's full) of the M5 near Taunton yesterday where it was closed because of a woman on a bridge threatening to jump. So it's probably northerners going home from their camping holidays in Cornwall.
Eggzackley!

X5TUU

11,907 posts

186 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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The Mad Monk said:
X5TUU said:
The Mad Monk said:
Dromedary66 said:
When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.
Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all
Is it North of Watford?

Come on, yes or no?

;-)
Bugger ... I use similar logic for South ... Ie, everything South of the Tees flyover in Middlesbrough haha ... Touché Sir, well played haha wink

55palfers

5,892 posts

163 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....




Europa1

10,923 posts

187 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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55palfers said:
Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....
Yes, some while ago. Although her behaviour in court takes her to a new low.

dudleybloke

19,717 posts

185 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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Europa1 said:
55palfers said:
Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....
Yes, some while ago. Although her behaviour in court takes her to a new low.
The British Legion should arrange coach trips for veterans so they can piss on her house.

PurpleTurtle

6,940 posts

143 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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dudleybloke said:
Europa1 said:
55palfers said:
Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....
Yes, some while ago. Although her behaviour in court takes her to a new low.
The British Legion should arrange coach trips for veterans so they can piss on her council house.
FTFY

Spare tyre

9,458 posts

129 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
dudleybloke said:
Europa1 said:
55palfers said:
Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....
Yes, some while ago. Although her behaviour in court takes her to a new low.
The British Legion should arrange coach trips for veterans so they can piss on her social housing house, amongst hard working people like me who have to put up with scummy neighbours who get the same for doing fk all
FTFY
FTFY

Neil H

15,323 posts

250 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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Lack of contrition is also a very council trait.

Merc 450

921 posts

98 months

Friday 26th August 2016
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55palfers said:
Have we had this charming lady yet?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758472/Fu...

CCTV shows her taking a leak on a war memorial and then refuses to apologise to the court and veterans....
Scummer another idiot that never left the village and disrespects those of us that did
(sorry i'm a gulf vet and she does my head in)

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