A bit council Vol 2

[Wobbegong]

V6Pushfit said:

Steve vRS said:

You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.

There's not much loose there

Apart from the skin folds..... probably a burger hidden in there

[Goaty Bill 2]

Wobbegong said:

V6Pushfit said:

Steve vRS said:

You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.

There's not much loose there

Apart from the skin folds..... probably a burger hidden in there

Or teenage children

[Fleckers]

V6Pushfit said:

Fleckers said:

Reading some of this stuff I must be council

I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids


Hay ho

Borderline but you can tip it back with a private pension and a decent missus- but tats, a lardarse at home and a car engine on the driveway and you're full blown batst crazy council.

Oh sorry

No tats
No engines in the garden unless you count the one in the misses car 2 year old car that on the drive
Yes got a private pension
Mortgage paid off
Got a job in city of London
Wear a suit and tie to job
2 of the kids have their own jobs and the other 4 still at school

[Shakermaker]

Baseball caps

[kowalski655]

Wobbegong said:

V6Pushfit said:

Steve vRS said:

You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.

There's not much loose there

Apart from the skin folds..... probably a burger hidden in there

Ideal for a post coital snack then

Actually, enough room for a 3 course meal

[ATTAK Z]

kowalski655 said:

Ideal for a post coital snack then

Actually, enough room for a 3 course meal

and you can tuck away the used condom to save on disposal

[Freds]

Steve vRS said:

Freds said:

A brave ( and honest) Man. Personally I would sooner fight her than shag her.

You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.

Maybe I would lose, if so I would rather skip the sex and just let eat me, probably whole.

[Tango13]

ATTAK Z said:

and you can tuck away the used condom to save on disposal

With all those folds of fat how would you know you'd... Er... well... Got the plasma torpedo in the thermal exhaust vent so to speak?

[mikees]

Fleckers said:

V6Pushfit said:

Fleckers said:

Reading some of this stuff I must be council

I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids


Hay ho

Borderline but you can tip it back with a private pension and a decent missus- but tats, a lardarse at home and a car engine on the driveway and you're full blown batst crazy council.

Oh sorry

No tats
No engines in the garden unless you count the one in the misses car 2 year old car that on the drive
Yes got a private pension
Mortgage paid off
Got a job in city of London
Wear a suit and tie to job
2 of the kids have their own jobs and the other 4 still at school

No so fast fleckers, 6 kids , council. only joking !

[motco]

Tango13 said:

ATTAK Z said:

and you can tuck away the used condom to save on disposal

With all those folds of fat how would you know you'd... Er... well... Got the plasma torpedo in the thermal exhaust vent so to speak?

Would it actually matter? The sensation is all, after all!

[whoami]

Use of the word "bud".

[Whistle]

motco said:

Would it actually matter? The sensation is all, after all!

On a positive note if your nailing a fold you aren't going to get it up the duff.

[smileymikey]

Tango13 said:

ATTAK Z said:

and you can tuck away the used condom to save on disposal

With all those folds of fat how would you know you'd... Er... well... Got the plasma torpedo in the thermal exhaust vent so to speak?

Roll her in flower and aim for the damp bit....allegedly

[anonymous-user]

Tango13 said:

With all those folds of fat how would you know you'd... Er... well... Got the plasma torpedo in the thermal exhaust vent so to speak?

Sounds like your potting the tight brown one rather than the easy pink

[Bluedot]

[anonymous-user]

Just found this gem on street view.

[Dog Star]

sleepera6 said:

Just found this gem on street view.

Jesus! Imagine someone of that mentality moving in next door. IMO that's one of the worst yet. I always think those hoops are as council as a trampoline, but in the street?!

Good find!

[kowalski655]

Tango13 said:

With all those folds of fat how would you know you'd... Er... well... Got the plasma torpedo in the thermal exhaust vent so to speak?

Just use the Force

Mi d you,that really WOULD be like nailing a womp rat in beggers canyon

[Mr Snrub]

Dog Star said:

sleepera6 said:

Just found this gem on street view.

Jesus! Imagine someone of that mentality moving in next door. IMO that's one of the worst yet. I always think those hoops are as council as a trampoline, but in the street?!

Good find!

And the neighbours get the added "fun" of listening to a basketball thumping around all day

[anonymous-user]

The neighbours are probably all family anyway.