A bit council Vol 2

[ATTAK Z]

Yorkshire pudding,

with turkey

on pub Christmas fayre

[Jezzerh]

Spare tyre said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362727/Ta...

Rosso. Why would you spend any money at all doing up a house in that dump instead of spending it on moving somewhere nicer.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

ATTAK Z said:

Yorkshire pudding,

with turkey

on pub Christmas fayre

Point 3 is fair enough, but Yorkshire pud with turkey is a gift from the gods.

[e21Mark]

Jezzerh said:

Spare tyre said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362727/Ta...

Rosso. Why would you spend any money at all doing up a house in that dump instead of spending it on moving somewhere nicer.

There's an estate in Truro called Trelander, where a resident won a sizeable amount on the lottery, bought his council house and surrounds it with toys. (a bloody great boat on a trailer, caravan etc etc) Is now known as the ''King of Trelander''.

[talksthetorque]

Jezzerh said:

Rosso. Why would you spend any money at all doing up a house in that dump instead of spending it on moving somewhere nicer.

Because your mam and dad live down the road, as does your sister and her second husband, and your Uncle Brian and Auntie Judy, and all of your cousins and and and

[talksthetorque]

BTW - have we had:-
When you leave home, move in to the house two doors down from your mum and dad's.
Council

[jamoor]

talksthetorque said:

BTW - have we had:-
When you leave home, move in to the house two doors down from your mum and dad's.
Council

What if they're dependents

[funkyrobot]

Divorcing your wife, who happens to be your sister.

Council.

[jamoor]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998892/Ha...

[mattyn1]

jamoor said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998892/Ha...

Stalking??

[Vaud]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Point 3 is fair enough, but Yorkshire pud with turkey is a gift from the gods.

Yorkshire pudding can be eaten with many, many things.

[Ganglandboss]

Spare tyre said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362727/Ta...

Daily Mail said:

But to the astonishment of local authority inspectors, one property was hiding a feature that made it the envy of all the neighbours.

Envy of all the neighbours? I have to say, if I was unfortunate to live there, I wouldn't be envious of a plastic tarpaulin clumsily strewn into a hole in the decking. My first thought would be 'what's the estate agent's phone number?'.

[Vaud]

To be fair, it is budget but quite neat and tidy. And heated.

[KTF]

mattyn1 said:

Stalking??

Worst stalker ever if he is.

[northwest monkey]

KTF said:

mattyn1 said:

Stalking??

Worst stalker ever if he is.

Colleen is not going to be happy with that.

[talksthetorque]

jamoor said:

What if they're dependents

On the parents or the state?
Or both?

[ChemicalChaos]

Being 3 years in arrears on your electricity and ignoring the power company so much that they have to break in and fit a prepayment meter. Then blaming them when the break in you forced to happen results in the presents you bought instead of paying your utility bills being stolen:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/ED...

[bob-lad]

HTP99 said:

Willy Nilly said:

MoelyCrio said:

Theres a Facebook group devoted to the wolf fleeces.

A good friend of the wifes, who is minted, loves a wolf fleece.

Euphemism ?

[Dog Star]

talksthetorque said:

BTW - have we had:-
When you leave home, move in to the house two doors down from your mum and dad's.
Council

Oh for fks sake - not again!

I might as well just get a trampoline and some dole poles.

[Bluedot]

I went to 'Home Bargains' on Saturday afternoon and ended up leaving with a bottle of Marmalade flavour Cactus Jacks.
The only saving grace is I actually paid for it.

I feel so dirty but all the better for confessing, in fact, the marmalade flavour is pretty damn good