A bit council Vol 2

[All that jazz]

What's with the colour of the water?! I was thinking a dark coloured bath mat was at the bottom, but it's murky round the edges where it's only the white enamel too!

[talksthetorque]

All that jazz said:

What's with the colour of the water?! I was thinking a dark coloured bath mat was at the bottom, but it's murky round the edges where it's only the white enamel too!

just abou to post the same.

Do you shave your legs?

[BlackLabel]

All that jazz said:

What's with the colour of the water?! I was thinking a dark coloured bath mat was at the bottom, but it's murky round the edges where it's only the white enamel too!

Council = only has a bath/shower once a fortnight.

[jamoor]

BlackLabel said:

Council = only has a bath/shower once a fortnight.

Agree, I ventured into a Morrisons supermarket that isn't in the most affluent area, and the odours emanating from some of their customers!

[Whistle]

jamoor said:

Agree, I ventured into a Morrisons supermarket that isn't in the most affluent area, and the odours emanating from some of their customers!

Mainly P!ss

[Trabi601]

Whistle said:

jamoor said:

Agree, I ventured into a Morrisons supermarket that isn't in the most affluent area, and the odours emanating from some of their customers!

Mainly P!ss

Nah, there's a very 'dirty council smell' you get from these people.

Back in the mid 90s, when I was starting my career, I was trainee manager of an Iceland store. You can imagine the kind of clientele we got... including one family who were very obviously fscking each other. They all had the same, slightly odd, genetic features and were all, shall we say, a bit thick. I'm not entirely sure what the PC term would be - but back then we would have said 'retarded'.

[richardgcs]

Trabi601 said:

Nah, there's a very 'dirty council smell' you get from these people.

Back in the mid 90s, when I was starting my career, I was trainee manager of an Iceland store. You can imagine the kind of clientele we got... including one family who were very obviously fscking each other. They all had the same, slightly odd, genetic features and were all, shall we say, a bit thick. I'm not entirely sure what the PC term would be - but back then we would have said 'retarded'.

Bet they could play a mean Banjo.

[Dog Star]

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

[Stickyfinger]

Dog Star said:

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

I would start and finish with a 7.62, it would need to be jacketed I think

[V8mate]

Stickyfinger said:

Dog Star said:

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

I would start and finish with a 7.62

Hey kids. Drugs are bad, m'kay.

[Tango13]

Stickyfinger said:

I would start and finish with a 7.62, it would need to be jacketed I think

You know the line from Jaws about needing a bigger boat? I think you'd need a bigger gun, much bigger...

[Whistle]

Dog Star said:

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

Wow... dog stars misses by any chance??

[Stickyfinger]

Tango13 said:

Stickyfinger said:

I would start and finish with a 7.62, it would need to be jacketed I think

You know the line from Jaws about needing a bigger boat? I think you'd need a bigger gun, much bigger...

Happy with a jacketed round, I don't want to make soup out of it

[Mr Snrub]

Stickyfinger said:

Tango13 said:

Stickyfinger said:

I would start and finish with a 7.62, it would need to be jacketed I think

You know the line from Jaws about needing a bigger boat? I think you'd need a bigger gun, much bigger...

Happy with a jacketed round, I don't want to make soup out of it

But yet she has a Nine Inch Nails tattoo, that's not very council music

[Glasgowrob]

Dog Star said:

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

I honestly feel scarred for life after witnessing that,

OI HAYMARKET you allowed this I want compo

[del mar]

Excessive amounts of kitchen appliances on the work surface ?

Microwave
Toaster
Kettle
Juicer
Coffee machine
Utensils

To the point where you have no space left to actually prepare your ready meal.

Gail's kitchen on coronation street was especially bad.

[del mar]

Excessive amounts of kitchen appliances on the work surface ?

Microwave
Toaster
Kettle
Juicer
Coffee machine
Utensils

To the point where you have no space left to actually prepare your ready meal.

Gail's kitchen on coronation street was especially bad.

[Baz Tench]

Kodi box off ebay.



Council.

[Whistle]

I must be council as I have a fire stick with kodi on it.....

[Stickyfinger]

Whistle said:

I must be council as I have a fire stick with kodi on it.....

Talking about and even knowing what a fking KODI is ?