A bit council Vol 2

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alock

4,227 posts

211 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
Meridius said:
The ultimate council driving position is one hand at 12 o clock on the wheel, while leaning into the centre of the car, usually always found in an E46 330 or a Vectra.
... with seat in maximum recline
The advanced version is resting your wrist on the steering wheel at 12 o'clock instead of holding it.

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
I like your posts and agree with much of what you say, but this needs to be clarified.

If an attractive leggy young lady in a floaty summer dress has her feet on the dash, the world becomes a nicer place and it is definitely not council. Fat munters on the other hand ...
I couldn't agree more !

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Cans of fly spray.

dudleybloke

19,821 posts

186 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Jimmy Recard said:
Brierley Hill. P38 Range Rovers
I like Brierly Hill, it makes Dudley look posh!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
austinsmirk said:
sorry, but just to up the dangling parts of the body from a car:

bare feet on the dashboard ...
I like your posts and agree with much of what you say, but this needs to be clarified.

If an attractive leggy young lady in a floaty summer dress has her feet on the dash, the world becomes a nicer place and it is definitely not council. Fat munters on the other hand ...
I utterly agree. Which reminds me on a related theme. I do urge you to enjoy the genre that is " pedal pumping"

Thoroughly agreeable and oh so p h.



Spare tyre

9,573 posts

130 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Whistle

1,405 posts

133 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Applebee's Davenport Florida, some family on the next table playing music off there iPhone at the table while eating an evening deep fried meal.

PS: They looked like local drug lords.

Crush

15,077 posts

169 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Whistle said:
Applebee's Davenport Florida, some family on the next table playing music off there iPhone at the table while eating an evening deep fried meal.

PS: They looked like local drug lords.
I think playing music off any device in public without the use of ear/headphones is council irked

I went council temporarily to drown out the rubbish rap music some chav was making everyone listen to last week. This song is very irritating and he eventually got the message after trying to threaten me laugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R93ce4FZGbc


motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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ThunderGuts said:
Meridius said:
austinsmirk said:
Boom: council bingo, full house.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697629/Mo...

Antonia, 11, has to share what she describes as a tiny 'box room' with four brothers - Blake, two, Keedan, nine, Rhys, eight, and Oakley, six.


Oh the names, the sheer horror of it...........


So ph, in the real world, when you want a 4 or 5 bed house: what does one do ?
£240 a week benefits plus £85 a week rent paid... I know plenty of people who work full time 40 hours and only earn the same, having to pay all of their bills themselves too.

Granted there is five kids who all need looking after and should be looked after, just a shame they have such a pathetic pair for parents.
DEMANDS?!? she fking DEMANDS a bigger house?!?

I fking demand she stops dying her hair red.

I fking demand they work hard and actually earn a living.

Maybe even try to be fking role models to there 'to-be promising young footballer' kids.

I demand they wipe that feckless look off their faces.


s.
That girl, the eleven year old, will be popping out sprogs too before long...

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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motco said:
That girl, the eleven year old, will be popping out sprogs too before long...
Just like her mother then..

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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AVV EM said:
motco said:
That girl, the eleven year old, will be popping out sprogs too before long...
Just like her mother then..
You can only hope that she meets an inspirational teacher that manages to raise her sights and actually tries to achieve something, because her feckless parents are not any sort of role models.

Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy

12,956 posts

100 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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A honourable enough cause, but look at the two chav women who have ensured they have front row viewing, to just get their phones out and film the funeral. Presumably for Facebook to garnish likes. Show some respect for crying out loud, it's a funeral, not public entertainment!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1486043/war-vetera...

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy on Saturday 23 July 11:12

smileymikey

1,446 posts

226 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy said:
A honourable enough cause, but look at the two chav women who have ensured they have front row viewing, to just get their phones out and film the funeral. Presumably for Facebook to garnish likes. Show some respect for crying out loud, it's a funeral, not public entertainment!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1486043/war-vetera...

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy on Saturday 23 July 11:12
I do get your point. However the fact they got of their arses and were a part of something positive gives them a bit of a reprieve.



williamp

19,256 posts

273 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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austinsmirk said:
sorry, but just to up the dangling parts of the body from a car:

bare feet on the dashboard, or as I saw this week, bare feet sticking straight out of the passenger window.
That's a lack of aircon. Very council to have a car without aircon unless its a classic. Which is very un-council and utterly cool.

Crush

15,077 posts

169 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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williamp said:
That's a lack of aircon. Very council to have a car without aircon unless its a classic. Which is very un-council and utterly cool.
How would you class a Vauxhall Nova? tongue out

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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advertising your business on facebook. maybe even selling items on there.

bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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jas xjr said:
advertising your business on facebook. maybe even selling items on there.
You've been reading adverts on facebook? Oh dear...

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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bomma220 said:
jas xjr said:
advertising your business on facebook. maybe even selling items on there.
You've been reading adverts on facebook? Oh dear...
curiosity got the better of me smile

i was surprised to see someone selling a package of items , packet of crackers , with some missing .

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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jas xjr said:
curiosity got the better of me smile

i was surprised to see someone selling a package of items , packet of crackers , with some missing .
Tell me that's a joke rofllaugh

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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AVV EM said:
jas xjr said:
curiosity got the better of me smile

i was surprised to see someone selling a package of items , packet of crackers , with some missing .
Tell me that's a joke rofllaugh
no joke.it actually upset me , thinking that somebody would be so badly off that they needed to do that. should have taken a screenshot though
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