A bit council Vol 2

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e21Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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SlimJim16v said:
People who think a lot is one word.
Like allot. smile


AlexRS2782 said:
This was posted on a thread in General Gassing. Seems to fit well here too given the tagline on the plate hehe

w201 said:
In Crewe area, on this very "tasteful" car... seen it a few times myself, photos from ABP Motorsport




Wow. smile

Edited by e21Mark on Friday 29th July 08:13

Dog Star

16,127 posts

168 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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nicanary said:
I reckon all forms of martial arts - cage fighting, ultimate fighting, all "choreographed" wrestling, all these things seem to attract "council" in droves. They need to look "hard" to go with their "hard" cars - all blacked-out windows and dustbin exhausts.
My Dutch friends call them "fist fker exhausts" which I think is excellent.

And as for that Cayenne - that is simply awful, and the plate vomit

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

212 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Thinking that 3 year old Chardonnay is a child genius because she can play games on a mobile phone or tablet.

idiotgap

2,112 posts

133 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Plural of 'you' being 'yous'. As in "are both yous off to the railway now to scrump for excess cable?"

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Using "lol" in a conversation.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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NelsonM3 said:
The airline clapping is definately American. I remember just cringing in my seat when it happened on an Internal flight to Buffalo in 2008. The way they were clapping you would've thought they'd landed the plane without any wheels!
Experience tells me that clapping on landing has no national or international boundaries. Except one. The Japanese. Very quiet, very polite and left the aircraft cleaner and tidier than when they boarded.

SplatSpeed

7,490 posts

251 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:




inability to park inside lines

zarjaz1991

3,479 posts

123 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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OpulentBob said:
People that "turn around" to say. Instant sign of a thick, council mong. (No offence to actual mongs.)
I would, add people who remove the verb 'say' altogether and just use 'goes''.


And then she goes, really?, and I goes, yeah brilliant innit, and she goes, I can't believe it....etc etc

WestyCarl

3,240 posts

125 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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WD39 said:
Experience tells me that clapping on landing has no national or international boundaries. Except one. The Japanese. Very quiet, very polite and left the aircraft cleaner and tidier than when they boarded.
The same is with Japanese trains, very quite and clean. It does raise an important point, is the term council exclusively UK or can you have council Japanese / Korean / etc.

Countdown

39,816 posts

196 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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motco said:
Whistle said:
Well off people have land... all around...
FTFY

Actually, wealthy people own an estate. Council people live on one!
Yep, like a V70. QED

Countdown

39,816 posts

196 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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idiotgap said:
Plural of 'you' being 'yous'. As in "are both yous off to the railway now to scrump for excess cable?"
That's Scouse, ergo Premier League Council.

motco

15,941 posts

246 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Countdown said:
motco said:
Whistle said:
Well off people have land... all around...
FTFY

Actually, wealthy people own an estate. Council people live on one!
Yep, like a V70. QED
It those circles it's called a shooting brake...

Freds

947 posts

137 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Having a television with a screen area which is 10% of that of the whole room .

p4cks

6,901 posts

199 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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NASCAR

Goaty Bill 2

3,403 posts

119 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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p4cks said:
NASCAR
There is a world of a difference between council and redneck.


shakotan

10,684 posts

196 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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motco said:
Countdown said:
motco said:
Whistle said:
Well off people have land... all around...
FTFY

Actually, wealthy people own an estate. Council people live on one!
Yep, like a V70. QED
It those circles it's called a shooting brake...
Shooting Brakes are 2-door estates.

J4CKO

41,484 posts

200 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Builders, well the ones doing next doors ridiculously huge extension that has been dragging on for months, they think they are on a building site, hey arrive at the crack of dawn and you can hear them noisily hocking up and gobbing, then they have a loud chat with loads of effing and blinding and there is one that has epicly long and aggressive mobile phone conversations with his girlfriend.

Just heard, "Wheres this fk Chippy"

"How the fk should I know"

Returns 15 mins later and parks halfway across our drive.

Nothing against builders but is it part of the creed to be generally uncouth at all times ?

Bluedot

3,581 posts

107 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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J4CKO said:
Builders, well the ones doing next doors ridiculously huge extension that has been dragging on for months, they think they are on a building site, hey arrive at the crack of dawn and you can hear them noisily hocking up and gobbing, then they have a loud chat with loads of effing and blinding and there is one that has epicly long and aggressive mobile phone conversations with his girlfriend.

Just heard, "Wheres this fk Chippy"

"How the fk should I know"

Returns 15 mins later and parks halfway across our drive.

Nothing against builders but is it part of the creed to be generally uncouth at all times ?
Are you living in my house ?
We have exactly the same scenario.
What started as a polite conversation with our neighbour a year ago about a possible extension they were planning now regularly turns into raging arguments.

southendpier

5,254 posts

229 months

Friday 29th July 2016
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Carrying a open can of alcohol (usually Kestrel Super) in the back pocket of your dirty jeans.
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