A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
Countdown said:
Having more alcohol than food in your shopping trolley.
Is that by volume, weight or cost?Surely a gentleman's weekly whiskey bill should be higher than his food bill?
The opposite would imply one drinks cheap whiskey.
As ashamed as I am to admit it, the cellared port simply wouldn't last out the next two years without regular additional acquisitions.
Tom_C76 said:
motco said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Understand all the talk about inherited furniture and such but Oak furnitureland sells pretty decent furniture, don't want to get in an arguement v Chippendale etc but to my mind council wouldn't be it's target market.
I agree. At least it doesn't fall apart as soon as you look at it, unlike the blue and yellow stuff.IKEA has the council market all sewn up, I can't see OFL getting a look in.
Antony Moxey said:
ThunderGuts said:
I suspect for extra council points the dog is just about to have a ste and when it's finished she'll simply trundle off down the road and leave the turd on the grass.WD39 said:
Antony Moxey said:
Im willing to bet that the verge is choc-a-block with Richards.motco said:
Gunk said:
popegregory said:
Brean. Oh my word.
Zafiras and >15 year old once-prestigious 4x4s everywhere. Everyone tattooed. Parents loudly swearing in front of kids and, my absolute favourite spot, one tramp saying to her 8 year old as she ran to the sea unsupervised and pulling her rubber dinghy: "IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE JUST ROLL OUT OF IT, SOMEONE WILL SAVE YOU!"
Lovely day out by the sea though.
Sounds like West Wittering on a Bank Holiday!Zafiras and >15 year old once-prestigious 4x4s everywhere. Everyone tattooed. Parents loudly swearing in front of kids and, my absolute favourite spot, one tramp saying to her 8 year old as she ran to the sea unsupervised and pulling her rubber dinghy: "IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE JUST ROLL OUT OF IT, SOMEONE WILL SAVE YOU!"
Lovely day out by the sea though.
Jezzerh said:
TAPOUT Tee shirts.
Usually worn by fat blokes with full sleeve tattoos that claim to do MMA, but are more familiar with a Greg's jam roll than a crocodile roll on the mat.Bonus council points if they work a door in a pub/club favoured hy the 18-25 year old age range and deal a few grams on the side.
Benefits-prop walking cane used during argument
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
CoolHands said:
Benefits-prop walking cane used during argument
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
On the subject of these - way back somewhere on PH I learned the definition of "dole pole". However there were a couple of other cracking alternatives - anyone remember?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
CoolHands said:
Benefits-prop walking cane used during argument
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
filming someone else's argument is also council. And smiling throguhout, indicating they think thye are "better" then themhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
williamp said:
CoolHands said:
Benefits-prop walking cane used during argument
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
filming someone else's argument is also council. And smiling throguhout, indicating they think thye are "better" then themhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...
williamp said:
[snip] smiling throguhout, indicating they think thye are "better" then them
In fairness, this is a thread of people doing just that...(granted its a pretty rough argument, but have you really nothing better to do than film it whilst making silly faces?)
Edited by Vocal Minority on Thursday 25th August 10:20
Rosun said:
Speedway
Arguably one of Morrissey's finer but less well known solo tunes! I get a bit emotional at the 'I've always been be true to you' bit .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ojwffp8r8
Ah, you mean blokes going round sideways on bikes with no brakes. The now derelict Smallmead track in Reading has a vocal support of about six people whom, whenever there is a local development up for debate, throw the 'bring back Speedway' hat into the ring. Local councillors then have to waste their time justifying why speedway died on its arse, because (unfortunately) nobody went to watch it. I was always a fan, but could see its death coming thirty years ago.
The latest suggestion to bring back speedway was in the grounds of the now disused Reading Gaol, former home of Oscar Wilde. Totally bonkers, and completely council. Unless there's a market for repressed homosexual motorsport fans who like watching from a cell window? Can't see Sky snapping it up, not even Eurosport would touch that one.
Edited by PurpleTurtle on Thursday 25th August 10:36
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