A bit council Vol 2

[PurpleTurtle]

CoolHands said:

Benefits-prop walking cane used during argument

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3755962/Ar...

Note how she leaps out of her seat like a salmon with no need for said dole pole ....

My ex-GF was an NHS Physiotherapist, dealing with a daily fodder of people claiming bad backs to be signed off sick, many claiming they were virtually immobile.

Favourite ploy was to say, "can you just pop your shoes and socks off to do some tests, I'll be back in 2 minutes", then leaving the room, only to return after 10-15 seconds to find most of them doubled over, easily undoing said shoes.

Edited by PurpleTurtle on Thursday 25th August 10:51

[ReaperCushions]

GCSE results posted on Facebook with 'so proud of my Kayleigh-Crystal, now she can go on to study health and beauty at local college'

[vtecyo]

ReaperCushions said:

GCSE results posted on Facebook with 'so proud of my Kayleigh-Crystal, now she can go on to study health and beauty at local college'

With a D in anal.

[schmunk]

vtecyo said:

ReaperCushions said:

GCSE results posted on Facebook with 'so proud of my Kayleigh-Crystal, now she can go on to study health and beauty at local college'

With a D in anal bleaching.

[Dromedary66]

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

[NickM450]

My cousin is sitting in that very jam at the moment, people are getting their kids bikes out of the boot/from bike racks and letting their little munchkins ride around on the carriageway.

Pure council!

[CoolHands]

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Those lines are terribly wobbly

[P5BNij]

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Middle aged geezer, blue shirt, bottom right of shot.... it's Comrade Corbyn doing his man of the people bit!

[The Mad Monk]

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.

[Dr Murdoch]

Dam it, i'm a wannabe council..

Looks like fun playing around on a stretch of road thats normally full of traffic, the novelty aspect appeals to me.

innit

[antspants]

P5BNij said:

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Middle aged geezer, blue shirt, bottom right of shot.... it's Comrade Corbyn doing his man of the people bit!

"Ram-packed this motorway, nowhere to sit".

[Dr Murdoch]

antspants said:

"Ram-packed this motorway, nowhere to sit".

On the right indicates what he wanted us to believe, and on the left is the reality.

[Europa1]

antspants said:

P5BNij said:

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Middle aged geezer, blue shirt, bottom right of shot.... it's Comrade Corbyn doing his man of the people bit!

"Ram-packed this motorway, nowhere to sit".

As the comedy of errors that is Jeremy Corbyn's train PR stunt (I know I shouldn't really say that, because Jeremy Corbyn supporters assert he doesn't do PR stunts) continues to unfold, I've been meaning to ask - I always thought the phrase was 'jam packed'?

[antspants]

Europa1 said:

I always thought the phrase was 'jam packed'?

Me too.

But maybe we're wrong, because why do people say "this place is rammed" or "ramo'd" as I heard somebody say recently (he must be down with the kids...or a prat). Is that shortening "ram-packed"?

[V8mate]

antspants said:

Europa1 said:

I always thought the phrase was 'jam packed'?

Me too.

But maybe we're wrong, because why do people say "this place is rammed" or "ramo'd" as I heard somebody say recently (he must be down with the kids...or a prat). Is that shortening "ram-packed"?

No. Somewhere can be rammed or it can be jam-packed.

This was just Jezza struggling to get his ducks on the same page.

[X5TUU]

The Mad Monk said:

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.

Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all

On topic we had a picnic on a similar stretch when they were upgrading the A1 around Leeds (I think) and was closed for an accident ... It's a real standout childhood memory and was good fun ... Apparently I'm council and proud

[Johnny]

V8mate said:

No. Somewhere can be rammed or it can be jam-packed.

Quite. Plus it could be rammo in the main room...

[V8mate]

X5TUU said:

The Mad Monk said:

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.

Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all

On topic we had a picnic on a similar stretch when they were upgrading the A1 around Leeds (I think) and was closed for an accident ... It's a real standout childhood memory and was good fun ... Apparently I'm council and proud

Dromedary^ clearly prefers to get the hump sitting in his car, looking straight ahead, windows up, upper lip so stiff that it can only emit the odd tut, and with both hands on the wheel ready for the traffic to suddenly move off.

[93DW]

Johnny said:

Quite. Plus it could be rammo in the main room...

I doubt it is, I think you've just been Blinded By The Lights

[The Mad Monk]

X5TUU said:

The Mad Monk said:

Dromedary66 said:

When motorway traffic comes to a standstill and people feel the need to get out of their cars and play football.

Northerners.

Think you need a map ... The M5 ends in Birmingham ... Hardly the midlands and def not North at all

Is it North of Watford?

Come on, yes or no?

;-)