A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
mattyn1 said:
All Inclusive holiday makers in Majorca, visiting the same attraction as me who then berate me about the cost of the food at said attraction, and why have they not got a discount as they are f
king all inclusive. Also what a rip off it is for the cost of allowing a child to get up close and personal with the Dolphins and things like that should be included in the entrance fee!!
All inclusive in Alcudia? Jesus!! One particular charming lady said they couldn't be fked with Puerto de Pollensa as the discos finished early and the kids would have nothing to do! Her kids were smaller than mine, who is nine!! They should keep the feral rodents in the all inclusive compound!
I will never get a bus on holiday again!!
The Dolphins were great by the way .... Expensive but great!!
I holiday'd in puerto pollensa a few times a number of years ago, i wouldn't have said that it was "Council" When we visited Alcudia it seemed alright too. Although the Bus trip to Palma Nova was eye opening!king all inclusive. Also what a rip off it is for the cost of allowing a child to get up close and personal with the Dolphins and things like that should be included in the entrance fee!!All inclusive in Alcudia? Jesus!! One particular charming lady said they couldn't be f
ked with Puerto de Pollensa as the discos finished early and the kids would have nothing to do! Her kids were smaller than mine, who is nine!! They should keep the feral rodents in the all inclusive compound! I will never get a bus on holiday again!!
The Dolphins were great by the way .... Expensive but great!!
And what the f
k is wrong with a washing up bowl 
jimmy156 said:
I holiday'd in puerto pollensa a few times a number of years ago, i wouldn't have said that it was "Council" When we visited Alcudia it seemed alright too. Although the Bus trip to Palma Nova was eye opening!
Exactly. We stayed in Pollensa and no it is not council ... Well the harbour end anyway. Alcudia next door and any Thomson bus that collects from Alcudia most definitely is!cjs racing. said:
This thread has made me realize I may be council.
One of my daughters has a double barrel 1st name.
I like speedway, banger racing, and other forms of oval racing.
I like greyhound racing.
We have a trampoline.
We live on benefits.
We live in a council house.
However...
We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
how many dogs and what breed ?One of my daughters has a double barrel 1st name.
I like speedway, banger racing, and other forms of oval racing.
I like greyhound racing.
We have a trampoline.
We live on benefits.
We live in a council house.
However...
We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
i suspect you may have to develop a bad back as time goes on and you need a bigger telly , start looking for a dole pole and walk with a limp when folk are watching
cjs racing. said:
This thread has made me realize I may be council.
One of my daughters has a double barrel 1st name.
I like speedway, banger racing, and other forms of oval racing.
I like greyhound racing.
We have a trampoline.
We live on benefits.
We live in a council house.
However...
We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
Yep. Deffo cahncil. Straight to the 20 Mayfair...One of my daughters has a double barrel 1st name.
I like speedway, banger racing, and other forms of oval racing.
I like greyhound racing.
We have a trampoline.
We live on benefits.
We live in a council house.
However...
We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
...Kids need to know whose manor they're on. My manor, my rules etc etc...
cjs racing. said:
0a said:
"Upper council", perhaps? 
I do think this thread is about piss taking and fun. I like half the stuff mentioned in it (not washing up bowls though).
DLA is neither council or non council.
I have fun reading this thread.I do think this thread is about piss taking and fun. I like half the stuff mentioned in it (not washing up bowls though).
DLA is neither council or non council.
I'm just trying to show the few that take it a little to serious that they are there but for the grace of god.
And to lighten up.
This attitude and way of life, as we are all aware, extends to other sections of the population who perhaps have some inner drive to do a little for themselves (usually just for the sake of acquiring their next iPhone or 60inch plasma tv), making them and their behaviour fair game.
Of course, the original intent gets lost at times along the way, and many simply present examples of "things I don't like".
It doesn't (mostly) make it any less fun to read though
The original post;
Road2Ruin said:
What things or items nowadays are starting to look 'a bit council'? Now before anyone jumps on me for being derogatory to council house tenants, I was raised in one.
The reason I raise this is I see a lot of people with overtly sized televisions in disproportionately small houses. So when I hear people saying "I need a 65"-70" tv" I immediately think 'council'.
Also bmws with poor after market mods....
Any more I am missing. ..just in case I am a bit ' council' myself.
The reason I raise this is I see a lot of people with overtly sized televisions in disproportionately small houses. So when I hear people saying "I need a 65"-70" tv" I immediately think 'council'.
Also bmws with poor after market mods....
Any more I am missing. ..just in case I am a bit ' council' myself.
Tailgater said:
On tripadvisor there is a guy who said literally the same thing (about the kids) as the opening sentences in your post. Then went on to describe the st in the pool etc
However he went recently only just noticed you went 12 yrs ago.
Just been reading some of those reviews. Jesus! I've no problem at all with "basic" or "cheap" hotels but what is it with the British "chav" classes - I'm not sure what goes on in their heads that makes them go to places like these ghastly hellholes and sit around pools. One theme that repeats again and again in the negative reviews is tattoos. Hmmm...t in the pool etcHowever he went recently only just noticed you went 12 yrs ago.
It all sounds so bloody awful. I'd rather go to work than go on such a "holiday". They just sound like a flat roof pub with more people and sun.
And as for this...
Tripadvisor said:
However the pools get closed a lot as kids end up pooing in the pool
Serious - wtf? At what age did fellow PHers stop involuntarily stting themselves? Or is this yet another thing that feral scrote kids cannot do anymore, along with cutting their own food etc. Appalling.I said this before on this thread, and I don't give a monkeys if it sounds elitist: air travel needs to be made hugely expensive.
Goaty Bill 2 said:
cjs racing. said:
0a said:
"Upper council", perhaps?
I do think this thread is about piss taking and fun. I like half the stuff mentioned in it (not washing up bowls though).
DLA is neither council or non council.
I have fun reading this thread.I do think this thread is about piss taking and fun. I like half the stuff mentioned in it (not washing up bowls though).
DLA is neither council or non council.
I'm just trying to show the few that take it a little to serious that they are there but for the grace of god.
And to lighten up.
This attitude and way of life, as we are all aware, extends to other sections of the population who perhaps have some inner drive to do a little for themselves (usually just for the sake of acquiring their next iPhone or 60inch plasma tv), making them and their behaviour fair game.
Of course, the original intent gets lost at times along the way, and many simply present examples of "things I don't like".
It doesn't (mostly) make it any less fun to read though
The original post;
Road2Ruin said:
What things or items nowadays are starting to look 'a bit council'? Now before anyone jumps on me for being derogatory to council house tenants, I was raised in one.
The reason I raise this is I see a lot of people with overtly sized televisions in disproportionately small houses. So when I hear people saying "I need a 65"-70" tv" I immediately think 'council'.
Also bmws with poor after market mods....
Any more I am missing. ..just in case I am a bit ' council' myself.
The reason I raise this is I see a lot of people with overtly sized televisions in disproportionately small houses. So when I hear people saying "I need a 65"-70" tv" I immediately think 'council'.
Also bmws with poor after market mods....
Any more I am missing. ..just in case I am a bit ' council' myself.
Also I think it might be worth noting that there is a level below 'council'....shudder....
cjs racing. said:
However...
We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
100& not council.We keep a clean house.
My kids respect there elders, and know there manors.
All pets receive vets treatment when needed.
The benefits are DLA for 2 specials needs children, and carers allowance.
So am I council, or just a bloke struggling to keep his head above water?
Unless you drive an Evoque or a white german car.
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