A bit council Vol 2

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Bernd Tost

903 posts

143 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Gunk said:
Banger Racing is whole other minefield
Local authorities don't usually house people in caravans so probably not council..

Definately council: one wall of a living room decorated in black wallpaper with large floral pattern.

Dr Murdoch

3,447 posts

136 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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wildcat45 said:
Sitting in the car waiting for my wife listening to some classical music when I hear lots of shouting and general council noise.

I glance over and see council gold.

Extra points for the black wheels?

Wildcat clearly going for the rear end of a council girl shot

bit blurred, but will serve a purpose...

Gunk

3,302 posts

160 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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andymc said:
wildcat45 said:
popegregory said:
Have we had listing as your alma mater on Facebook the state comp which you "graduated from" at 16 with a couple of D grade GCSEs?
Or 'School of Hard Knocks' and 'University of Life'

As for girls in Rigger boots. Hmmmmm I feel a Google picture search coming on with safe search /off.
or HMP whatever
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Gunk said:
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.
This is getting very, very silly now!

Gunk

3,302 posts

160 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Gunk said:
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.
This is getting very, very silly now!
So you don't think that an obsession with sharing every minor detail of your life including daily photos of little Chardonnay and Tyler is not a tiny bit Council.



_Rich_

966 posts

173 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Bragging about how much all your tattoos cost.

Using the word fk or fking in every sentence.

Letting everyone know what you 'brought in the sale'.

Allowing your kids to run around bare foot on the tarmac beer garden so they can splash in the fag butt filled puddles.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Gunk said:
So you don't think that an obsession with sharing every minor detail of your life including daily photos of little Chardonnay and Tyler is not a tiny bit Council.
Because that's the only thing people do with Facebook, isn't it?

We actually use it as a professional network, as it's easy to share stuff and access can be easily controlled.

SlimJim16v

5,680 posts

144 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Gunk said:
Trabi601 said:
Gunk said:
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.
This is getting very, very silly now!
So you don't think that an obsession with sharing every minor detail of your life including daily photos of little Chardonnay and Tyler is not a tiny bit Council.
You can be on Facebook without sharing everything, or indeed anything.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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SlimJim16v said:
Gunk said:
Trabi601 said:
Gunk said:
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.
This is getting very, very silly now!
So you don't think that an obsession with sharing every minor detail of your life including daily photos of little Chardonnay and Tyler is not a tiny bit Council.
You can be on Facebook without sharing everything, or indeed anything.
My OH is like a sort of ghost stalker. Never comments, or likes, or posts or anything, but stalks her friends' and relatives' profiles with a blank face and wide eyes hehe

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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Gunk said:
Trabi601 said:
Gunk said:
Facebook - council, especially a profile picture that features any sort of camping or VW camper.
This is getting very, very silly now!
So you don't think that an obsession with sharing every minor detail of your life including daily photos of little Chardonnay and Tyler is not a tiny bit Council.
No, thats Instagram. #selfie

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Thursday 1st September 2016
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WD39 said:
northwest monkey said:
Gravy Wrestling.



Like a lot of council things though, good fun and an excellent (if noisy) way to spend a Bank Holiday afternoon.
Bisto or Oxo?
If you think I was going to taste it after sweaty blokes (and women) had been rolling round in it all afternoon then you're very much mistaken.

The Mrs however says Oxo with a hint of bk.

gr1340

979 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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What about owning a phone worth more than your car?

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

136 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Shagging your sister in law

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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anothernameitist said:
Shagging your sister in law
Was she fit?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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shakotan said:
anothernameitist said:
Shagging your sister in law
Was she fit?
Does it matter? Always a win, even if she's a munter, surely? biggrin

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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anothernameitist said:
Shagging your sister in law
Just as well Henry VIII didn't try the 'council' argument with Pope Clement VII. We might all still be Catholics if he had.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

136 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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shakotan said:
Was she fit?
Not getting offended about suggestions it was you and that you actually might be council too.

LOL

smn159

12,712 posts

218 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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NeMiSiS said:
Hanging Nike 110s from an upstairs window to dry.

Rusty barbed wire on a picket fence.

A Conway trailer tent, green with moss, flat cracked tyres, chained to a drainpipe.

Heron stores.

Outdoor Christmas decorations bleached white with the weather, left up to rot.

7 till 7 tags worn like medals of honour.
Paint spattered walls and the cry of a tomcat

Lights going out and a kick in the balls



Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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smn159 said:
Paint spattered walls and the cry of a tomcat

Lights going out and a kick in the balls
That's entertainment.

Gunk

3,302 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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smn159 said:
NeMiSiS said:
Hanging Nike 110s from an upstairs window to dry.

Rusty barbed wire on a picket fence.

A Conway trailer tent, green with moss, flat cracked tyres, chained to a drainpipe.

Heron stores.

Outdoor Christmas decorations bleached white with the weather, left up to rot.

7 till 7 tags worn like medals of honour.
Paint spattered walls and the cry of a tomcat

Lights going out and a kick in the balls
A mixture of different sized, cracked paving slabs, scattered in two lines in the front garden to make a driveway.

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