A bit council Vol 2

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Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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nicanary said:
My plan would be to offer them work at minimum wage doing all the jobs that local authorities can no longer fund - weed clearance, cleaning graffiti, picking up litter etc..Meanwhile, they live in work camps, thus freeing up council housing for those who deserve it. In the camps they will be provided with living quarters and 3 square meals, just like in Nelson's day. The meals will be wholesome and nutritious, something quite alien to them - alcohol and tobacco will be limited.

I thought maybe a uniform would suit, something whereby the public could recognise lesser beings and give them a wide berth. Plus a snappy title for the work programme - "Arbeit Macht Frei" or something along those lines......

I like the cut of your jib, sir!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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nicanary said:
My plan would be to offer them work at minimum wage doing all the jobs that local authorities can no longer fund - weed clearance, cleaning graffiti, picking up litter etc..Meanwhile, they live in work camps, thus freeing up council housing for those who deserve it. In the camps they will be provided with living quarters and 3 square meals, just like in Nelson's day. The meals will be wholesome and nutritious, something quite alien to them - alcohol and tobacco will be limited.

I thought maybe a uniform would suit, something whereby the public could recognise lesser beings and give them a wide berth. Plus a snappy title for the work programme - "Arbeit Macht Frei" or something along those lines......

Are there decent showers?


Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Are there decent showers?
Too soon?

Ste1987

1,798 posts

106 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/girl-knocked-o...

25 year old mother of 7 year old child - check
Child called Tullisa - check
Child walks to school without parent - check
Child doesn't know basic road safety - check
Parent blames lack of lollipop man - check
Bridlington - check

KernowSid

286 posts

147 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Ste1987 said:
http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/girl-knocked-o...

25 year old mother of 7 year old child - check
Child called Tullisa - check
Child walks to school without parent - check
Child doesn't know basic road safety - check
Parent blames lack of lollipop man - check
Bridlington - check
I was walking to primary school without the aid of a parent at the age of 7. Don't think its particularly council. Better than all the council mums round my way still in their pyjamas and Ugg boots dropping their kids off, even though they only live 10 minutes away.

Goaty Bill 2

3,408 posts

119 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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KernowSid said:
Ste1987 said:
http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/girl-knocked-o...

25 year old mother of 7 year old child - check
Child called Tullisa - check
Child walks to school without parent - check
Child doesn't know basic road safety - check
Parent blames lack of lollipop man - check
Bridlington - check
I was walking to primary school without the aid of a parent at the age of 7. Don't think its particularly council. Better than all the council mums round my way still in their pyjamas and Ugg boots dropping their kids off, even though they only live 10 minutes away.
From age 6 (sorry not an attempt to compete smile, just a fact).
I was walked to school two or three days to be certain I knew the route and that was it.
My mother would never have been seen out of doors without being appropriately dressed and having done her hair.
Unthinkable.

I was given a lift to school during some of the worst rain storms, but always expected to walk home.
It was about 1 mile each way.
Regular 'lifts' to school began after I'd bought my own car.



Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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As she is obliquely in the news at the moment: Tulisa Contostavlos.

And yes, given the chance.

Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Europa1 said:
As she is obliquely in the news at the moment: Tulisa Contostavlos.

And yes, given the chance.
She's a dirty filthy council tart!


anothernameitist

1,500 posts

135 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Europa1 said:
As she is obliquely in the news at the moment: Tulisa Contostavlos.

And yes, given the chance.
Suits me I'll join the queue

Berz

406 posts

192 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Rick101 said:
I walk among them smash

People who say they live in Rawcliffe when they actually live in Clifton wink

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Wrapped cars

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Wrapped cars


confused

93DW

1,289 posts

103 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Rick101 said:
I walk among them smash

Genuine private seller instead of fake private seller

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?

KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?
Shes not fussy or anything but:
The Mail said:
Suzanne has a long list of requirements when it comes to her new home, as well as it having at least three bedrooms.

She needs two toilets, no steps access, parking and a home that is 'not in the middle of nowhere.'

Viewing one two bedroom home she and Derek were offered, she said it would not do as the bath wasn't big enough and the garden was on a slope – which wasn't good for her vertigo.

She added that she also needs a bigger living room and a separate dining room and she didn't like the fact the home was a mid-terrace.
Also I still don't understand how she can be deaf in one ear yet hear more than the average person (only sometimes though, probably when the assessor comes round):
Two Chins said:
I would like to be an end of terrace rather than a mid terrace as one of my over sensitivities is noise. I am deaf in one ear but I can hear more than the average person sometimes.
And, if her rocket scientist of a husband:

Two Chins said:
Could get a job earning £800 to £1,000 a week, we could get a carer and come off benefits. If I could afford a carer I could have his kids.
£4k a month after tax. They bloody well should come off benefits if he earned that much.

Edited by KTF on Thursday 22 September 16:29

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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KTF said:
Also I still don't understand how she can be dead in one ear yet hear more than the average person (only sometimes though):
Two Chins said:
I would like to be an end of terrace rather than a mid terrace as one of my over sensitivities is noise. I am deaf in one ear but I can hear more than the average person sometimes.
Trust me, it's possible. Ask me how I know irked

KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
Trust me, it's possible. Ask me how I know irked
No offence intended.

MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?
These scum buckets are unbelievable, where do you even start with this one.

She want's another baby and she is so lazy she can't even cut up her own food.


V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
KTF said:
Also I still don't understand how she can be dead in one ear yet hear more than the average person (only sometimes though):
Two Chins said:
I would like to be an end of terrace rather than a mid terrace as one of my over sensitivities is noise. I am deaf in one ear but I can hear more than the average person sometimes.
Trust me, it's possible. Ask me how I know irked
Because you're the bloke in the article?

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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If you chaps don't know, the reason she pretends to not be able to cut food up, is it gains you more points on yr disability assessment for your dole money.

I spend many happy hours telling dwp what I witness v what people claim to be. The amount of people who feign collapsing or grabbing sticks/frames when I rock up is untrue.

I'm like Jesus maiming the healthy to become sick.


A women claimed today her children hadn't been fed today for 12 weeks because her tax credits has stopped. As if.
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