A bit council Vol 2

[nicanary]

austinsmirk said:

If you chaps don't know, the reason she pretends to not be able to cut food up, is it gains you more points on yr disability assessment for your dole money.

I spend many happy hours telling dwp what I witness v what people claim to be. The amount of people who feign collapsing or grabbing sticks/frames when I rock up is untrue.

I'm like Jesus maiming the healthy to become sick.


A women claimed today her children hadn't been fed today for 12 weeks because her tax credits has stopped. As if.

They did seem very still.

[Goaty Bill 2]

austinsmirk said:

I'm like Jesus maiming the healthy to become sick.

One can imagine.

Reminds me of a Hitchens quote;
"Born sick and commanded to make ourselves well."

[KTF]

austinsmirk said:

A women claimed today her children hadn't been fed today for 12 weeks because her tax credits has stopped. As if.

Do you have to write that down and put it in their file or can you just go ?

[Doug Phillips]

MWM3 said:

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?

These scum buckets are unbelievable, where do you even start with this one.

She want's another baby and she is so lazy she can't even cut up her own food.

There on the TV now, channel 5 its classic tv

[ApOrbital]

Yeah i have it on.

[0a]

Pebbles with lights in.

Individual solar powered garden lights.

Towbars left on year round (aside from on a defender).

[lunarscope]

austinsmirk said:

... women claimed today her children hadn't been fed today for 12 weeks because her tax credits has stopped. As if.

I'd report her to Social Services. If she denies starving her children then you've got her for lying to the Benefits Agency.

[Willy Nilly]

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?

There is nowhere that I know of in Essix called Whitton.

[stevesuk]

MWM3 said:

austinsmirk said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3802001/...

The husband is a carer and has to cut her food up. Personally mate, maybe cut less of it up perhaps ?

These scum buckets are unbelievable, where do you even start with this one.

She want's another baby and she is so lazy she can't even cut up her own food.

So let me get this right, she wants to be a stay at home mum, and the husband "sometimes gets part-time work". Yet she says "Don't you just love this government, you can't even afford to house your own family". Having 5 kids and living in a house is an expensive business, but she and the husband aren't exactly trying hard to pay those bills are they? One stuck at home and the other occasionally working part time. It's the rest of us who work and pay taxes that are funding their choice to have a large family and live in a 4 bedroom house I guess one stand-out council characteristic is to have an overwhelming sense of self-entitlement?

[Meridius]

Have just seen a local news article about some teenagers being arrested for selling stolen bicycles and fishing equipment, the one lad was called 'Blade Burton'.

Blade ffs

[DoctorX]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

austinsmirk said:

I'm like Jesus maiming the healthy to become sick.

One can imagine.

Reminds me of a Hitchens quote;
"Born sick and commanded to make ourselves well."

I have this mental image now of Jesus (austinsmirk) parting the Red Sea (keeling over councilites)

[DavieW]

Any item of leopard print clothing.

[KAgantua]

Moaning about your Landlord on Facebook

[wack]

Rawwr said:

I'd cart them off in big trucks to a large, dark site, sling them into giant furnaces and use them to power small desk fans for those of us who can be bothered to drag our fat arses into work each day.

I'm slightly right of centre.

Sounds like a scene from Brazil , I agree though

[berlintaxi]

DavieW said:

Any item of leopard print clothing.

Leopard print is like white jeans a clear indicator of a bit of council rough, and there's nowt wrong with that.

[MikeT66]

berlintaxi said:

DavieW said:

Any item of leopard print clothing.

Leopard print is like white jeans a clear indicator of a bit of council rough, and there's nowt wrong with that.

Really? Monica Bellucci in leopard-print...

[V8mate]

berlintaxi said:

DavieW said:

Any item of leopard print clothing.

Leopard print is like white jeans a clear indicator of a bit of council rough, and there's nowt wrong with that.

In fact...

[MWM3]

MikeT66 said:

Really? Monica Bellucci in leopard-print...

Or Scarlett

[MikeT66]

MWM3 said:

MikeT66 said:

Really? Monica Bellucci in leopard-print...

Or Scarlett

Oh yes - forgot THAT picture of Scarlett in Agent Provocateur lingerie. Thank you for posting - brightened my Friday morning at least!

[Dog Star]

0a said:

Towbars left on year round (aside from on a defender).

WTF!!?!?

We have a Volvo (classless, surely?) with a towbar. Stops bellends thumping the bumper.