A bit council Vol 2

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austinsmirk

5,597 posts

122 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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one of my electricians has just told me about going into a maisonette.

It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.

report of no sockets working in a bedroom.

he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.


decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).

anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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MikeT66 said:
Really? Monica Bellucci in leopard-print... cloud9cloud9cloud9

On the other hand......



anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Dog Star said:
We have a Volvo (classless, surely?) with a towbar. Stops bellends thumping the bumper.
Thats exactly why I have a towbar. its saved me 4 times in 3 years

KTF

9,788 posts

149 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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No council allowed to work on the Gosport Ferry:

Gosport Ferry Job Advert said:
Jeremy Clarke, general manager of the Gosport Ferry in Hampshire, posted the advert for a "yard mate or pontoon boy" which states that the role would also not suit: "Those of a delicate position. Those who enjoy idling.

"Those who are not willing to learn. Those who simply cannot take instruction.

"Those who enjoy non-prescription drugs. Those who drink excessively.

"Those who cannot get out of bed in the morning. Those who do not enjoy the idea of being a sailor.

"Those who are easily bored."

Mr Clarke said that he posted the advert because he was fed up with time-wasters unwilling to carry out the work required.
Source: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14761618._This_is_...

Spare tyre

9,461 posts

129 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

92 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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austinsmirk said:
one of my electricians has just told me about going into a maisonette.

It was served by 3 flights of external stairs, but then has an internal staircase.

report of no sockets working in a bedroom.

he opened the door........... there was a donkey in the bedroom. ee aw.


decades ago we found a horse 12 flights up in someones flat (in a high rise block).

anyway, we've done this before but exotic pets and generally the keeping of fish in tanks (usually dying in brown sludge) is extremely council.
My Dad was a joiner for the council back when ah war' ah lad and he and his work mates found a horse in a flat too!

The old dear who lived downstairs was complaining that her ceiling was going mouldy so they were sent in to investigate/reboard as needed, they couldn't believe the state of it and when they took the old ceiling down it was apparent that something was making its way from the upstairs flat into the ceiling space and ruining the plasterboard that made her ceiling up. They acquired entry into the upstairs property and there was a horse living in one of the rooms, piss and st sodden straw covered the carpeted floor. vomit

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

139 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Meridius said:
Have just seen a local news article about some teenagers being arrested for selling stolen bicycles and fishing equipment, the one lad was called 'Blade Burton'.

Blade ffs laugh
You don't live in Newark do you?

MWM3

1,759 posts

121 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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MikeT66 said:
Oh yes - forgot THAT picture of Scarlett in Agent Provocateur lingerie. Thank you for posting - brightened my Friday morning at least!
My pleasure! Scarlet at any time is welcome by me.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Spare tyre said:
rofl
Favorited.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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AVV EM said:
Spare tyre said:
rofl
Favorited.
Classic!!

Fleckers

2,851 posts

200 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Reading some of this stuff I must be council

I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids


Hay ho

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Fleckers said:
Reading some of this stuff I must be council

I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids


Hay ho
About a 3/10 on the Council-O-Meter eek

Edited by AVV EM on Friday 23 September 23:15

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Fleckers said:
Reading some of this stuff I must be council

I drive a pickup truck that's parked on the road outside the house
I have astro turf in back garden that's been down 8 years
I walk the dog off the lead on the pavement
My misses does not work
I have 6 kids


Hay ho
Borderline but you can tip it back with a private pension and a decent missus- but tats, a lardarse at home and a car engine on the driveway and you're full blown batst crazy council.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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MWM3 said:
MikeT66 said:
Really? Monica Bellucci in leopard-print... cloud9cloud9cloud9

Or Scarlett
We've been here before with black leggings. What you have above is imaginary. This however is more often the reality...


colonel c

7,888 posts

238 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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berlintaxi said:
DavieW said:
Any item of leopard print clothing.
nononono Leopard print is like white jeans a clear indicator of a bit of council rough, and there's nowt wrong with that.


It started with leopard-print: The MPs penchant for wearing animal prints is well-known...Mrs May famously wore these kitten heels at the Conservatives’ annual party conference back in 2002



MWM3

1,759 posts

121 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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northwest monkey said:
We've been here before with black leggings. What you have above is imaginary. This however is more often the reality...

Dog Star would still tap that.

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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MWM3 said:
Dog Star would still tap that.
Hmmmmm. Not sure, although I can say hand on heart I've done worse.

Freds

947 posts

136 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Dog Star said:
MWM3 said:
Dog Star would still tap that.
Hmmmmm. Not sure, although I can say hand on heart I've done worse.
A brave ( and honest) Man. Personally I would sooner fight her than shag her.

Steve vRS

4,836 posts

240 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Freds said:
A brave ( and honest) Man. Personally I would sooner fight her than shag her.
You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.

anonymous-user

53 months

Saturday 24th September 2016
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Steve vRS said:
You'd loose. Then she'd shag you. Then eat you.
There's not much loose there
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