A bit council Vol 2

[anonymous-user]

When my Father in Law stays with us he buys White Lightning cider. I take the labels off the bottles before I put them in the recycling bin.

[Goaty Bill 2]

Grahamdub said:

White Lightning cider

That's cleared that up for me then.
Thanks

[idiotgap]

ArsE92 said:

Kodi

A bit of a shame that one. It's a decent open source product with good philosophy among the development and official communities.
Sadly it's been totally corrupted by the scroungers and the illegal un-official community.

[anonymous-user]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

That's cleared that up for me then.
Thanks

When I say cider, I mean disgusting concoction of chemicals masquerading as cider

[Adenauer]

Grahamdub said:

When my Father in Law stays with us he buys White Lightning cider. I take the labels off the bottles before I put them in the recycling bin.

Competition entry or tokens?

[anothernameitist]

Adenauer said:

Grahamdub said:

When my Father in Law stays with us he buys White Lightning cider. I take the labels off the bottles before I put them in the recycling bin.

Competition entry or tokens?

2 for 1 at Alton towers.

Council

[anonymous-user]

Adenauer said:

Competition entry or tokens?

So the neighbours can't see what he has been drinking. Living on the site of a former research station where they developed different ciders, it is probably a criminal offence to drink such filth.

[Sump]

White convertible Mercedes with a maroon top.

Oh so so so council.

[austinsmirk]

OpulentBob said:

Austin, that's a disappointing post. I expect more tales of utter councility and facepalm whenever I see you contribute. You are the Jesus of Counciland, bringing your stories to the masses.

no good tales today: although today I've seen a family: 6 children, two of which are called abbilee and Casilee. Just driven past a flat and all of its windows were lined with empty 500ml carlsberg cans. Maybe if he gets enough they'll act as curtains. In hindsight a great picture for the FB You're so council page


If anyone watched 999 emergency last night, it discussed domestic violence. A bloke who was being interviewed for thumping his partner had her name in a massive tattoo on his arm. Salianne. I thought of you all and this thread.



Here's a tale from the past. when to see an old chap who some divvy had housed upstairs into a 1st floor flat. he could barely walk. threw his keys out of the window, I let myself in. He's sat in his underpants, on a stool in the kitchen.

he has a crate of 24 tins of stella and a bulkpack of smash.

I ask how's it going ?

what do you f***king think lad, he laughs back at me, gesturing at all he has in life.

Anyway I moved him into an extra care sheltered flat: changed the mad old drunks life for the better.


He had a weird tattoo on his belly- a fish and some writing. It said- "well slap my belly with a wet fish".

apparently on holiday (portugal ?) some locals had made him a bet he wouldn't get it done. he thought if he did, he'd win about 100 pounds.

he did, he went back the next day, the "100 pounds" in conversion was about 10 pence !

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Bringing your boxer/bull terrier/whatever on public transport. Council

[ApOrbital]

First class though.

[V8mate]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Bringing your boxer/bull terrier/whatever on public transport. Council

Nope. For a nation of dog-lovers, the English are bizarrely anal when it comes to making them welcome in all places.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

V8mate said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Bringing your boxer/bull terrier/whatever on public transport. Council

Nope. For a nation of dog-lovers, the English are bizarrely anal when it comes to making them welcome in all places.

Putting up with people doing it-British. Actually doing it-Council

[gtidriver]

The wheel barrow rocket in the facebook post made me chuckle.

[anonymous-user]

gtidriver said:

The wheel barrow rocket in the facebook post made me chuckle.

Unbelievable. Bloody dynamite! Someone or several must have lost their jobs but I have to say it was worth it!

[Jimmy Recard]

V8mate said:

Exactly. Adidas, or GTFO.

[TheLuke]

Comments how a police should be "chasing proper criminals" when a class A drug dealer he knows has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Yet has just posted that Sam Allardyce (A football manager who is currently involved in a setup scandal) shoule be and I quote "Locked up for life"

Posted on Councilbook by someone I know.

[ReaperCushions]

Drinking alcohol on the train.

Eating while walking somewhere.

[anonymous-user]

ReaperCushions said:

Drinking alcohol on the train.

Eating while walking somewhere.

Oops. Really? Erm...... oh look over there....

[anonymous-user]

V6Pushfit said:

Oops. Really? Erm...... oh look over there....

I sometimes eat a Greggs sausage roll while I am walking for the full effect