A bit council Vol 2

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anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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ambuletz said:
Ste1987 said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
FN2TypeR said:
anothernameitist said:
2 for 1 at Alton towers.

Council
How is that council? You'd be mad to pay full price for two adults with the abundance of BOGOF deals around, it's around fifty quid to get in too.
Yeah it usually costs an arm and a leg.
Not council at all when you consider it's around £52/adult and £40/kid. is your experience going to be any better for paying full price?
rofl

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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I got the joke! i was merely adding some factual information to it all.
getmecoat

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Fair enough

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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You'll have to look this up. Unbelievable rofl

'£2 For a blow
Can you believe it A prostitute in the UK complains of a punter receiving her goods for an agreed price of £2 then chases him up the street when he refuses to pay her'


HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
You'll have to look this up. Unbelievable rofl

'£2 For a blow
Can you believe it A prostitute in the UK complains of a punter receiving her goods for an agreed price of £2 then chases him up the street when he refuses to pay her'
Oooh, imagine what she looked like, it's like those underworld documentaries where they are looking into prostitution in some destitute part of the UK, the women are drug and alcohol raddled, I'd much rather have a tommy than go anywhere near someone like that!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Shes a stunner wink

But the chap in a turban looks a bit sheepish!

br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Got offered 2 quid a blow on a job in Tower Hamlets, there were four of us so a nice eight quid earner, or it was a fiver for a fk, presumably in the back of the van.

You would rather put your cock into the maw of hell than between her rancid, broken and blackened teeth but I suppose she must do some business.
It was a deluge at the time, she was completely bedraggled and stinking, looked about 40 but I presume in her twenties. Aren't drugs wonderful.

We gave her a tenner anyway, very sad. Although it probably went on 2 bags about 5 minutes later.

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Dr Murdoch said:
ReaperCushions said:
Eating while walking somewhere.
Tbh think thats a generation thing (I assume you are 50+?)
What about a "99"?

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Yeah it usually costs an arm and a leg.
I see what you did there.

gus607

917 posts

136 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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gus607 said:
Charnay and Shenaya!!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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FN2TypeR said:
Europa1 said:
DMN said:
I like the way she inferred her children where still at school (aged 24). Probably still re-sitting year one.
I know it's mean of me, but did anyone else find this post quite ironic?
hehe
Only just read the thread today and yes, I did too smile

PurpleTurtle

6,987 posts

144 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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HTP99 said:
gus607 said:
Charnay and Shenaya!!
"Miss Walker, who works as a moderator for the Mecca Bingo website"

I know PH can get a bit lively, but Mecca Bingo!?

Goaty Bill 2

3,407 posts

119 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
HTP99 said:
gus607 said:
Charnay and Shenaya!!
"Miss Walker, who works as a moderator for the Mecca Bingo website"

I know PH can get a bit lively, but Mecca Bingo!?
Give that girl some negative points for having a job?

Giving an interview for such a story to be printed about oneself; a bit council
Not complaining about the council in the interview and having a legal job of any description; a bit normal


SidJames

1,399 posts

233 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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br d said:
Got offered 2 quid a blow on a job in Tower Hamlets, there were four of us so a nice eight quid earner, or it was a fiver for a fk, presumably in the back of the van.

You would rather put your cock into the maw of hell than between her rancid, broken and blackened teeth but I suppose she must do some business.
It was a deluge at the time, she was completely bedraggled and stinking, looked about 40 but I presume in her twenties. Aren't drugs wonderful.

We gave her a tenner anyway, very sad. Although it probably went on 2 bags about 5 minutes later.
so for clarity. you all had your blow and gave he a 2 quid tip?

br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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SidJames said:
br d said:
Got offered 2 quid a blow on a job in Tower Hamlets, there were four of us so a nice eight quid earner, or it was a fiver for a fk, presumably in the back of the van.

You would rather put your cock into the maw of hell than between her rancid, broken and blackened teeth but I suppose she must do some business.
It was a deluge at the time, she was completely bedraggled and stinking, looked about 40 but I presume in her twenties. Aren't drugs wonderful.

We gave her a tenner anyway, very sad. Although it probably went on 2 bags about 5 minutes later.
so for clarity. you all had your blow and gave he a 2 quid tip?
We're nothing if not chivalrous.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
You'll have to look this up. Unbelievable rofl

'£2 For a blow
Can you believe it A prostitute in the UK complains of a punter receiving her goods for an agreed price of £2 then chases him up the street when he refuses to pay her'
The description's not right.

She says "I gave him sex and a blowjob and he tried to hand me £2". I.e. that's NOT the agreed price, just what he's tried to fob her off with.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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schmunk said:
V6Pushfit said:
You'll have to look this up. Unbelievable rofl

'£2 For a blow
Can you believe it A prostitute in the UK complains of a punter receiving her goods for an agreed price of £2 then chases him up the street when he refuses to pay her'
The description's not right.

She says "I gave him sex and a blowjob and he tried to hand me £2". I.e. that's NOT the agreed price, just what he's tried to fob her off with.
ears Come again

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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fatboy18 said:
ears: Come again
That'll be another £2.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 29th September 2016
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Wonder what she looked like?
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