A bit council Vol 2

[bobtail4x4]

V8mate said:

kowalski655 said:

Cant get a fella? How about a dinosaur instead!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3814379/Do...

Come on guys... she's marriage material!

is that really a female?

[austinsmirk]

I am currently at my daughters ballet classes.

Spotted a parent with his dtrs personalised ballet bags. The clues were there, he's wearing a grey tracksuit. Yet he's clearly not an athlete pre or post an event.

Anyway I give you:

Layla Sadie

Amaiya blue.


Surely too god the school should carry out some sort of screening before allowing entry to classes ?

[nicanary]

austinsmirk said:

I am currently at my daughters ballet classes.

Spotted a parent with his dtrs personalised ballet bags. The clues were there, he's wearing a grey tracksuit. Yet he's clearly not an athlete pre or post an event.

Anyway I give you:

Layla Sadie

Amaiya blue.


Surely too god the school should carry out some sort of screening before allowing entry to classes ?

One of my personal goals is to see unemployable scroungers housed in work camps to graft in return for their benefits. I appreciate that this is unlikely to occur in my lifetime, about as unlikely as another Labour government.

However, I reckon the least we can do is to push for the public to be "graded". We are already individually on databases in socio-economic classes and surely it wouldn't be too much work to have these officially transferred to Social Security records? That way, organisations like the aforementioned ballet class could check up on suitability before it's too late.

I thought perhaps we could all wear a coloured marker on our clothes to denote our "caste" - it would help when we are approached in the street by an undesirable, it would help us when deciding whether to enter into conversation with a stranger, we would all know immediately if someone was "beneath us".

At the same time, our voting rights could be altered. Reasonably intelligent people would get a full vote, working people who aren't too bright would get half a vote, and monkeys would get none. It would make for better selection of government. A more meaningful referendum.

I think you get the picture. Fascist? Me?

[gus607]

nicanary said:

One of my personal goals is to see unemployable scroungers housed in work camps to graft in return for their benefits. I appreciate that this is unlikely to occur in my lifetime, about as unlikely as another Labour government.

However, I reckon the least we can do is to push for the public to be "graded". We are already individually on databases in socio-economic classes and surely it wouldn't be too much work to have these officially transferred to Social Security records? That way, organisations like the aforementioned ballet class could check up on suitability before it's too late.

I thought perhaps we could all wear a coloured marker on our clothes to denote our "caste" - it would help when we are approached in the street by an undesirable, it would help us when deciding whether to enter into conversation with a stranger, we would all know immediately if someone was "beneath us".

At the same time, our voting rights could be altered. Reasonably intelligent people would get a full vote, working people who aren't too bright would get half a vote, and monkeys would get none. It would make for better selection of government. A more meaningful referendum.

I think you get the picture. Fascist? Me?

You forgot compulsory sterilization of the lower "council" classes too.

[steveo3002]

one way train tickets for all jobless ....nice day at the seaside and a free shower

[AllyBee]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3816003/...

Wedding dresses, council style...

After all everyone whats to look their best on the big day.

[nicanary]

gus607 said:

nicanary said:

One of my personal goals is to see unemployable scroungers housed in work camps to graft in return for their benefits. I appreciate that this is unlikely to occur in my lifetime, about as unlikely as another Labour government.

However, I reckon the least we can do is to push for the public to be "graded". We are already individually on databases in socio-economic classes and surely it wouldn't be too much work to have these officially transferred to Social Security records? That way, organisations like the aforementioned ballet class could check up on suitability before it's too late.

I thought perhaps we could all wear a coloured marker on our clothes to denote our "caste" - it would help when we are approached in the street by an undesirable, it would help us when deciding whether to enter into conversation with a stranger, we would all know immediately if someone was "beneath us".

At the same time, our voting rights could be altered. Reasonably intelligent people would get a full vote, working people who aren't too bright would get half a vote, and monkeys would get none. It would make for better selection of government. A more meaningful referendum.

I think you get the picture. Fascist? Me?

You forgot compulsory sterilization of the lower "council" classes too.

Unemployed and unemployable girls who have a baby would have the child taken away and given to decent folk who can't have kids for medical reasons. And the culprit would get a bl**dy good hiding.

It's time for a reduction in Social Security spending on the feckless, and a reduction in the running costs of the NHS. Shareholders in Iceland beware! (Not the "sons" and "dottirs", I mean the supermarket that caters for people who buy unhealthy food in bulk). Only elephants and chimpanzees care for their weak and helpless like us - let's join all the other species and leave them to rot.

[steveo3002]

is this council?

was on a ryanair flight yesterday (yes thats council too)

was an off duty pilot sitting opposite me , full uniform and staff i.d , sat there looking rough as a badgers bum unshaven and hungover with his bad mother f**ker wallet on the table , thought it was a bit unprofessional

[williamp]

I had an exchange with council yesterday. Went to a chemist to ask about more powerful painkillers for my teeth. Before the lady behind the desk could answer, someone behind me (possibly there for his methodone) said it "is for pain??" and then listed a cocktail of drugs which could be taken which would "knock me out for 8 hours"

Not wanting to be out for 8 hours (I have to work, home life, children etc) I said thanks, but I'll take advice from a medical professional and turned back to the lady behind the counter

The man called me a tt and walked out.

[V8mate]

williamp said:

I had an exchange with council yesterday. Went to a chemist to ask about more powerful painkillers for my teeth. Before the lady behind the desk could answer, someone behind me (possibly there for his methodone) said it "is for pain??" and then listed a cocktail of drugs which could be taken which would "knock me out for 8 hours"

Not wanting to be out for 8 hours (I have to work, home life, children etc) I said thanks, but I'll take advice from a medical professional and turned back to the lady behind the counter

The man called me a tt and walked out.

I'd agree with him.

[Spare tyre]

williamp said:

I had an exchange with council yesterday. Went to a chemist to ask about more powerful painkillers for my teeth. Before the lady behind the desk could answer, someone behind me (possibly there for his methodone) said it "is for pain??" and then listed a cocktail of drugs which could be taken which would "knock me out for 8 hours"

Not wanting to be out for 8 hours (I have to work, home life, children etc) I said thanks, but I'll take advice from a medical professional and turned back to the lady behind the counter

The man called me a tt and walked out.

fk you you fking fk face

Was only trying to help

fk

[Mr Snrub]

nicanary said:

Unemployed and unemployable girls who have a baby would have the child taken away and given to decent folk who can't have kids for medical reasons. And the culprit would get a bl**dy good hiding.

It's time for a reduction in Social Security spending on the feckless, and a reduction in the running costs of the NHS. Shareholders in Iceland beware! (Not the "sons" and "dottirs", I mean the supermarket that caters for people who buy unhealthy food in bulk). Only elephants and chimpanzees care for their weak and helpless like us - let's join all the other species and leave them to rot.

So if the definition of weak and helpless suddenly included you and your family you'd be ok with having your children taken away or being left to die?

[Wobbegong]

AllyBee said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3816003/...

Wedding dresses, council style...

After all everyone whats to look their best on the big day.

Mmmmmmm Christina Model

[V8mate]

Wobbegong said:

AllyBee said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3816003/...

Wedding dresses, council style...

After all everyone whats to look their best on the big day.

Mmmmmmm Christina Model

Daily Mail must be desperate... most of those pics are older than the internet?

[nicanary]

Mr Snrub said:

nicanary said:

Unemployed and unemployable girls who have a baby would have the child taken away and given to decent folk who can't have kids for medical reasons. And the culprit would get a bl**dy good hiding.

It's time for a reduction in Social Security spending on the feckless, and a reduction in the running costs of the NHS. Shareholders in Iceland beware! (Not the "sons" and "dottirs", I mean the supermarket that caters for people who buy unhealthy food in bulk). Only elephants and chimpanzees care for their weak and helpless like us - let's join all the other species and leave them to rot.

So if the definition of weak and helpless suddenly included you and your family you'd be ok with having your children taken away or being left to die?

I'm quite certain that I will take my own life in a few years' time. What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.

[Trabi601]

nicanary said:

Mr Snrub said:

nicanary said:

Unemployed and unemployable girls who have a baby would have the child taken away and given to decent folk who can't have kids for medical reasons. And the culprit would get a bl**dy good hiding.

It's time for a reduction in Social Security spending on the feckless, and a reduction in the running costs of the NHS. Shareholders in Iceland beware! (Not the "sons" and "dottirs", I mean the supermarket that caters for people who buy unhealthy food in bulk). Only elephants and chimpanzees care for their weak and helpless like us - let's join all the other species and leave them to rot.

So if the definition of weak and helpless suddenly included you and your family you'd be ok with having your children taken away or being left to die?

I'm quite certain that I will take my own life in a few years' time. What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.

Wow. That's the full-on Nazi right there.

[Mr Snrub]

Trabi601 said:

nicanary said:

Mr Snrub said:

nicanary said:

Unemployed and unemployable girls who have a baby would have the child taken away and given to decent folk who can't have kids for medical reasons. And the culprit would get a bl**dy good hiding.

It's time for a reduction in Social Security spending on the feckless, and a reduction in the running costs of the NHS. Shareholders in Iceland beware! (Not the "sons" and "dottirs", I mean the supermarket that caters for people who buy unhealthy food in bulk). Only elephants and chimpanzees care for their weak and helpless like us - let's join all the other species and leave them to rot.

So if the definition of weak and helpless suddenly included you and your family you'd be ok with having your children taken away or being left to die?

I'm quite certain that I will take my own life in a few years' time. What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.

Wow. That's the full-on Nazi right there.

Even the Nazis took care of their own

[cjs racing.]

You couldn't pay me enough to take this away, let alone me pay them for it.

Actually, is this council, or several classes below?

[Hainey]

Aye it's full of life alright. Mainly on a microbiological level.

I'd rather sleep on a concrete slab.

[Brum_Brum]

'Still full of life', I'd hate to think what's living in that!