A bit council Vol 2

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Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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You could probably get pregnant, crabs, a rash and an itch just by sitting on the fker!

zarjaz1991

3,490 posts

124 months

Saturday 1st October 2016
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nicanary said:
I'm quite certain that I will take my own life in a few years' time. What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.
Ok I'll bite at this rather obvious troll.

We are a compassionate society. We look after the elderly, the weak, the infirm and the vulnerable, and rightly so. I wish we spent more on them, not less.

Obviously the feckless and the shirkers need to be discouraged and prevented but that's not the same as being weak and vulnerable.

I would gladly pay more tax to look after the latter group even better than we already do.

DavieW

755 posts

109 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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In Asda tonight (I know...), female with a dole pole trotting about quicker than me. Someone needs to tell her how it works.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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zarjaz1991 said:
nicanary said:
What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.
I would gladly pay more tax to look after the latter group even better than we already do.
Yeah right

nicanary

9,807 posts

147 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
zarjaz1991 said:
nicanary said:
What use are elderly and infirm people to society? We spend huge amounts of money keeping people alive who don't necessarily want to exist any more. It's ridiculous.

Same with self-harmers and suicide junkies. Let them die - they want to.
I would gladly pay more tax to look after the latter group even better than we already do.
Yeah right
I admit I was winding people up in a puerile manner. I apologise.

But this post is spot-on. So many people say we should do more, but offer the public a vastly improved and funded NHS in return for 35% income tax and 15% NI contributions, and they'll all look the other way and shuffle their feet. It's human nature.

J4CKO

41,646 posts

201 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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cjs racing. said:
You couldn't pay me enough to take this away, let alone me pay them for it.

Actually, is this council, or several classes below?

A guy at work put his scabby old sofa on the noticeboard as a for sale ad, horrible old brown thing replete, in the ad photo with a massive, bloated, aged black Labrador with a lampshade on its head, I Was looking at it and he clocks me and does his sales pitch, I feign mild interest to be polite and ask if the dog is included, he says that sadly Bessie is no longer with us, having passed on aged ten recently, I asked whether that was the reason for the lampshade but he said the picture was much earlier and was required due to a skin complaint.

Sorry but no, £200 for a manky sofa with Labrador skin scratchings, very council.

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

141 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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cjs racing. said:
You couldn't pay me enough to take this away, let alone me pay them for it.

Actually, is this council, or several classes below?

Former job was repossessing goods for a company that sold mainly to the work shy. I removed a sofa from a property that was a month old in the same condition as the one in the photo.

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

183 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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Have we had Kodi yet?

MisterJD

146 posts

112 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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Jim the Sunderer said:
Have we had Kodi yet?
As a name or a way of avoiding paying for content? Council Kodi is to order a side loaded Fire Stick from eBay because its too difficult to install it one's self.

768

13,711 posts

97 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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Kodi's not council. Sky's council.

X5TUU

11,953 posts

188 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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768 said:
Kodi's not council. Sky's council.
I'd disagree there mind ... maybe 2-3yrs ago yes but not now

LordJammy

3,112 posts

190 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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Being morbidly obese and spending an hour or so hobbling around your council house front garden on crutches and intermittently leaning on the front gate. All the while letting out singular little coughs like clockwork to prove you're disabled or to annoy the fk out of the windscreen man (me) who's working Sunday to pay for all the benefit that is no doubt being coined in by Jabba the Hut on her dole poles.

J4CKO

41,646 posts

201 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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768 said:
Kodi's not council. Sky's council.
What do wealthy people have for TV if not Sky ?

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

141 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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J4CKO said:
What do wealthy people have for TV if not Sky ?
We entertain chap...

InductionRoar

2,014 posts

133 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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J4CKO said:
A guy at work put his scabby old sofa on the noticeboard as a for sale ad, horrible old brown thing replete, in the ad photo with a massive, bloated, aged black Labrador with a lampshade on its head, I Was looking at it and he clocks me and does his sales pitch, I feign mild interest to be polite and ask if the dog is included, he says that sadly Bessie is no longer with us, having passed on aged ten recently, I asked whether that was the reason for the lampshade but he said the picture was much earlier and was required due to a skin complaint.

Sorry but no, £200 for a manky sofa with Labrador skin scratchings, very council.
rofl

I found that way more amusing than I should.

motco

15,969 posts

247 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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J4CKO said:
768 said:
Kodi's not council. Sky's council.
What do wealthy people have for TV if not Sky ?
Freeview...

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

141 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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J4CKO said:
What do wealthy people have for TV if not Sky ?
We entertain chap...

CharlesdeGaulle

26,319 posts

181 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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motco said:
J4CKO said:
768 said:
Kodi's not council. Sky's council.
What do wealthy people have for TV if not Sky ?
Freeview...
This. I've never heard of Kodi, but have always known that I'm not a Sky sort of chap.

Unless you're addicted to the one-eyed family member, why pay (even) more than you have to?

Big Pants

505 posts

142 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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AllyBee said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3816003/...

Wedding dresses, council style...

After all everyone whats to look their best on the big day.
I wonder if the pictures subeditor was on a bonus for the phrase "wouldn't have looked out of place..."

I know it's the Daily Fail but that's some seriously lazy copy.

bristolracer

5,546 posts

150 months

Sunday 2nd October 2016
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Weston super mare
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