A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
jshell said:
Europa1 said:
How about a "saucy" calendar of bus drivers? http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-new...
Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!Mildly NSFW!
kowalski655 said:
Pieman68 said:
Off topic - I call the wife "Spanners". Confuses everyone as she works in a school. Until I explain to them that looking at her makes my nuts tighten
I used to work with a woman whose boyfriend called her "Pony"He joked that every time he asked her for it, she said "Neigh"
(There was a real reason he called her that but I dont remember it)
FN2TypeR said:
kowalski655 said:
Pieman68 said:
Off topic - I call the wife "Spanners". Confuses everyone as she works in a school. Until I explain to them that looking at her makes my nuts tighten
I used to work with a woman whose boyfriend called her "Pony"He joked that every time he asked her for it, she said "Neigh"
(There was a real reason he called her that but I dont remember it)
Not sure if my mate ever went on the school run again but it was funny when she revealed the story after he had done the run a few times after the coffee morning
Greetings from Spain again. Just to add to my list:
- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.
- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.
Zoon said:
jshell said:
Europa1 said:
How about a "saucy" calendar of bus drivers? http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-new...
Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!Mildly NSFW!
KTF said:
Greetings from Spain again. Just to add to my list:
- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.
I'm sorry, but Toblerone is not a council chocolate.- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.
austinsmirk said:
the thought of a piece of toberlone at 9.00 am for breakfast, whilst sat on the terrace of a villa in the sun, sounds rather nice.
or is it just me ?
Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.or is it just me ?
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