A bit council Vol 2

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Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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jshell said:
Europa1 said:
How about a "saucy" calendar of bus drivers? http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-new...
Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!

Mildly NSFW!
Would!

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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kowalski655 said:
Pieman68 said:
Off topic - I call the wife "Spanners". Confuses everyone as she works in a school. Until I explain to them that looking at her makes my nuts tighten
I used to work with a woman whose boyfriend called her "Pony"
He joked that every time he asked her for it, she said "Neigh"smile

(There was a real reason he called her that but I dont remember it)
Perhaps she had a massive penis?

Yex 450

4,583 posts

220 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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FN2TypeR said:
kowalski655 said:
Pieman68 said:
Off topic - I call the wife "Spanners". Confuses everyone as she works in a school. Until I explain to them that looking at her makes my nuts tighten
I used to work with a woman whose boyfriend called her "Pony"
He joked that every time he asked her for it, she said "Neigh"smile

(There was a real reason he called her that but I dont remember it)
Perhaps she had a massive penis?
The wife of a good friend of mine was at a school mums coffee morning a few years ago when there was general chit chat about relationships etc. and some of the mums were apparently "bigging themselves up in every way possible" according to my friends wife. The questions got round to why they married their husbands and a couple of the snotty ones suggested money, holiday homes, jewellery gifts etc. whereas when asked her reason Jo responded "'cos he's got the biggest cock I've ever seen"

Not sure if my mate ever went on the school run again but it was funny when she revealed the story after he had done the run a few times after the coffee morning rofl



KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Greetings from Spain again. Just to add to my list:

- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Birthday cake, Council?

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Zoon said:
jshell said:
Europa1 said:
How about a "saucy" calendar of bus drivers? http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-new...
Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!

Mildly NSFW!
Would!
Nice horses and ponies I thought.

Spare tyre

9,572 posts

130 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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fatboy18 said:
Birthday cake, Council?
I'd eat a bit of that

amgmcqueen

3,346 posts

150 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Stag do's. Especially ones abroad.

Pickled

2,051 posts

143 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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amgmcqueen said:
Stag do's. Especially ones abroad.
Get married and lose the extra payment for a being a single parent ?

Galsia

2,167 posts

190 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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768 said:
If you're going to go council, may as well do it properly.

I think that I've caught hepatitis just by looking at the tattooed pig. vomit

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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Another Council cake!

castex

4,936 posts

273 months

Thursday 20th October 2016
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KTF said:
Greetings from Spain again. Just to add to my list:

- Gunts
- Wearing football shirts (especially Scottish ones) when there is no need to.
- Getting into fights in the complex car park at 1am because someone said something to your missus at some point during the evening, then smashing the lift up so the doors don't close and it keeps everyone awake by trying to close with a metal on metal noise for the rest of the night, then resisting arrest by the Spanish police.
- Eating toblerone at 9am because you can't resist it and are as wide as you are tall.
- Wearing animal print anything and platform shoes that you find hard to walk in but attempt to carry it off anyway.
I'm sorry, but Toblerone is not a council chocolate.

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Pickled said:
Get married and lose the extra payment for a being a single parent ?
Don't tell the social,post it on facebook and then get nicked on some channel 5 fraudster program
Be made to pay it back at 80p a week for ever.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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castex said:
I'm sorry, but Toblerone is not a council chocolate.
It is when it's Doo'ee Free.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Toblerone? Poundshop special...

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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the thought of a piece of toberlone at 9.00 am for breakfast, whilst sat on the terrace of a villa in the sun, sounds rather nice.

or is it just me ?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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austinsmirk said:
the thought of a piece of toberlone at 9.00 am for breakfast, whilst sat on the terrace of a villa in the sun, sounds rather nice.

or is it just me ?
Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.

Mr Snrub

24,978 posts

227 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/weve-devel...



It's fair to say the comments section isn't exactly full of support

Rosscow

8,767 posts

163 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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V8mate said:
Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.
I agree.

Swap the villa in the sun for a snow covered alpine ski resort with a hot chocolate and you're talking!

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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V8mate said:
Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.
You have to pity Johnny Foreigner, all that sunshine,warm weather, blue sky and sea, and not able to enjoy a Mars Bar
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