A bit council Vol 2

[Budflicker]

jshell said:

Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!

Mildly NSFW!

I've arrived.....

[Steve vRS]

Budflicker said:

jshell said:

Nah, THIS: www.foxyhunters.co.uk/ is a CALENDAR! And not one little bit 'Council'!!!

Mildly NSFW!

I've arrived.....

You've arrived. I'm just coming.

[austinsmirk]

V8mate said:

austinsmirk said:

the thought of a piece of toberlone at 9.00 am for breakfast, whilst sat on the terrace of a villa in the sun, sounds rather nice.

or is it just me ?

Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.

I only want one piece

[V8mate]

austinsmirk said:

V8mate said:

austinsmirk said:

the thought of a piece of toberlone at 9.00 am for breakfast, whilst sat on the terrace of a villa in the sun, sounds rather nice.

or is it just me ?

Chocolate and a warm climate just don't work, IMO. Brits eating chocolate when on holiday in hot places is definitely council.

I only want one piece

That's what they all say. By Friday they're 24 stone and blubbing their way through four 200g bars of CDM each evening.

[4udicxxt]

Selling currency for more than its face value, then not excepting been trolled for it!!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/e-bay-seller-left-di...

[Janesy B]

Mr Snrub said:

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/weve-devel...



It's fair to say the comments section isn't exactly full of support

Another pair of retards that don't look after their property and demand something better. You get black mould when you don't open windows and let the property vent properly. That's why it's such a big 'problem' because they expect to be able to keep the house closed up with no ventilation and don't bother cleaning.

[austinsmirk]

This is the summary of "the council thread" Hogarth's Gin Lane, re-imagined.



Its missing enough tattoo'd freaks for my liking to make it truly accurate.

[KernowSid]

Mr Snrub said:

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/weve-devel...



It's fair to say the comments section isn't exactly full of support

The comments section is brilliant!

My pick of the comments so far:-

england said:

Her fella is 62 years old...no wonder she has mould in the back of her throat

[schmunk]

austinsmirk said:

This is the summary of "the council thread" Hogarth's Gin Lane, re-imagined.

Its missing enough tattoo'd freaks for my liking to make it truly accurate.

You know that the bearded hipster with the fixie and artisan coffee has at least one full sleeve...

[Meridius]

Queuing up for the opening of a new Aldi on the off chance of winning some free stuff

paper said:

The first 100 people in the queue in the store were given golden envelopes, giving them the chance to win top-of-the-range TVs, radios and smartphones.

http://www.expressandstar.com/picture-galleries/news-pictures/2016/10/20/aldi-opens-new-dudley-supermarket-with-wolverhamptons-olympic-gymnast-kristian-thomas-cutting-the-tape/

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Meridius said:

http://www.expressandstar.com/picture-galleries/ne...

Queueing for free stuff is probably Council, but Aldi, Lidl and the like are most certainly not.

[Meridius]

Ar, Aldi and Lidl have become the shops of middle class thriftiness which is funny because the councillites usually see them as the cheap rubbish

[Ste1987]

Meridius said:

Ar, Aldi and Lidl have become the shops of middle class thriftiness which is funny because the councillites usually see them as the cheap rubbish

Buying branded food is council...

[ATTAK Z]

Going to any supermarket is council

[J4CKO]

ATTAK Z said:

Going to any supermarket is council

Do you forage for nuts and berries ?

Black Friday is coming, that is the epitome of Council, fighting over a cheap Polaroid/Blaupunkt 50 inch tv, actually how come Blaupunkt are not council, apart from their tellies ?

Usually if something is on sale, it is because nobody want it at the full price.

[Freds]

'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.

[whoami]

ATTAK Z said:

Going to any supermarket is council

[jamoor]

J4CKO said:

Do you forage for nuts and berries ?

Black Friday is coming, that is the epitome of Council, fighting over a cheap Polaroid/Blaupunkt 50 inch tv, actually how come Blaupunkt are not council, apart from their tellies ?

Usually if something is on sale, it is because nobody want it at the full price.

Surely one sends jeeves?

[PurpleTurtle]

Freds said:

'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.

Funnily enough I was strolling up Highgate Rd in Kentish Town on Tuesday night when a woman pulled up in a 1 Series convertible with such a M155 plate on it, got out and bent over to reach her gym kit from out of the boot, tootling off to the gym there.

I had some very bad thoughts about her perfectly proportioned rear that were definitely nothing to do with her being council!

[anonymous-user]

Tracksuit pants and leather (black, non-training) shoes. Normally seen on scumbags walking through town centres during office hours.