A bit council Vol 2

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Bomma220

14,502 posts

126 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:


I had some very bad thoughts about her perfectly proportioned rear that were definitely nothing to do with her being council!
I'm afraid they were chap. Council Gritter....

whoami

13,151 posts

241 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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OpulentBob said:
Tracksuit pants and leather (black, non-training) shoes. Normally seen on scumbags walking through town centres during office hours.
With hands down front having a quick fumble.

Freds

947 posts

138 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
Freds said:
'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.
Funnily enough I was strolling up Highgate Rd in Kentish Town on Tuesday night when a woman pulled up in a 1 Series convertible with such a M155 plate on it, got out and bent over to reach her gym kit from out of the boot, tootling off to the gym there.

I had some very bad thoughts about her perfectly proportioned rear that were definitely nothing to do with her being council!
They do say sex is classless laugh

hab1966

1,097 posts

213 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Meridius said:
Queuing up for the opening of a new Aldi on the off chance of winning some free stuff rolleyes

paper said:
The first 100 people in the queue in the store were given golden envelopes, giving them the chance to win top-of-the-range TVs, radios and smartphones.
http://www.expressandstar.com/picture-galleries/news-pictures/2016/10/20/aldi-opens-new-dudley-supermarket-with-wolverhamptons-olympic-gymnast-kristian-thomas-cutting-the-tape/
I'll see your Dudley and raise you Bolton

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14815861.Hundr...




Edited by hab1966 on Friday 21st October 18:09

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Freds said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Freds said:
'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.
Funnily enough I was strolling up Highgate Rd in Kentish Town on Tuesday night when a woman pulled up in a 1 Series convertible with such a M155 plate on it, got out and bent over to reach her gym kit from out of the boot, tootling off to the gym there.

I had some very bad thoughts about her perfectly proportioned rear that were definitely nothing to do with her being council!
They do say sex is classless laugh
No way. The council lot get loads more than the middle classes! By the time you get to the upper classes it's literally procreation events only.

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Thank God I'm a scrubber then! hehe

X5TUU

11,953 posts

188 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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jamoor said:
J4CKO said:
Do you forage for nuts and berries ?

Black Friday is coming, that is the epitome of Council, fighting over a cheap Polaroid/Blaupunkt 50 inch tv, actually how come Blaupunkt are not council, apart from their tellies ?

Usually if something is on sale, it is because nobody want it at the full price.
Surely one sends jeeves?
No Jeeves sends for either Waitrose, Harrods or Fortnum and Mason and hey come to him ... nothing as uncouth as having to leave the comfort of ones dwelling for such things!

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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X5TUU said:
jamoor said:
J4CKO said:
Do you forage for nuts and berries ?

Black Friday is coming, that is the epitome of Council, fighting over a cheap Polaroid/Blaupunkt 50 inch tv, actually how come Blaupunkt are not council, apart from their tellies ?

Usually if something is on sale, it is because nobody want it at the full price.
Surely one sends jeeves?
No Jeeves sends for either Waitrose, Harrods or Fortnum and Mason and hey come to him ... nothing as uncouth as having to leave the comfort of ones dwelling for such things!
Last time I went to my local Waitrose, I saw a fat doley (under 40) on a dole-chariot with the McDonald's arches and "I'm loving it" tattoo'd on his sleeveless arm.

Swear down, bruv, it ain't no lie.

Freds

947 posts

138 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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FN2TypeR said:
Thank God I'm a scrubber then! hehe
Quality laugh

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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OpulentBob said:
Last time I went to my local Waitrose, I saw a fat doley (under 40) on a dole-chariot with the McDonald's arches and "I'm loving it" tattoo'd on his sleeveless arm.

Swear down, bruv, it ain't no lie.
I'm the sort of person who would make a bet to do that when I'm drunk and then do it. I hope it wasn't ironic/a bet for this example!

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Freds said:
'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.
How about BO55? This has been named and shamed on other threads.

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

141 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Rather than paying the council to collect your old washer, dryer and fridge freezer place each one strategically in the gaps in your hedges, council and unfortunately my bloody in laws!

Freds

947 posts

138 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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WD39 said:
Freds said:
'Cherished' numbers starting M155 . Normally 'Miss' is either texting, smoking or putting make-up on and not watching the fking road. Council.
How about BO55? This has been named and shamed on other threads.
Council. Normally on an neglected 2002 FFRR with the latest model alloy wheels. The 'Boss' is a cowboy builder and roofer with a belly overhang covering his John Thomas and an offensive looking wife.

Janesy B

2,625 posts

187 months

Spare tyre

9,615 posts

131 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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This must be a repost, but I must post

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...

Dusty964

6,923 posts

191 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Spare tyre said:
This must be a repost, but I must post

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...
Proposed outside Primark. Outstanding.

Steve vRS

4,850 posts

242 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Very funny but they both look like they need serious help!

J4CKO

41,667 posts

201 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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Spare tyre said:
This must be a repost, but I must post

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...
Bravo !



Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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Some kind of learning disability with those two?

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Saturday 22nd October 2016
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Spare tyre said:
This must be a repost, but I must post

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...
Found myself replaying 0.42-0.38 wishing for HD. spin
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