A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
JimmyConwayNW said:
Revenge Porn , Mouth breathing 24yr old woman and a 63 year old man, an illicit child born out of wedlock and a holiday to a caravan park in Rhyl.
Is this the most council story ever?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...
Where was her paper round as a kid? Downtown Baghdad? The grottier end of Kabul? Jaywick?Is this the most council story ever?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...
I reckon even Dogstar would give her a swerve!!
Ok, here you go...
I was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
I was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
Watching the latest episode of Can't Pay We'll Take it Away on 5 catch up
- Owes about 6 grand in rent but outraged she's getting evicted
- Roid rage meathead partner threatening to lay the bailiffs out
- Both smoking
- newborn and a 3 year old there to witness the whole thing
- massive tv
- "inspirational" slogans on the wall (although none relating to paying your rent)
- gobby overweight relative coming round to give some extra abuse
Off the council scale
- Owes about 6 grand in rent but outraged she's getting evicted
- Roid rage meathead partner threatening to lay the bailiffs out
- Both smoking
- newborn and a 3 year old there to witness the whole thing
- massive tv
- "inspirational" slogans on the wall (although none relating to paying your rent)
- gobby overweight relative coming round to give some extra abuse
Off the council scale
S11Steve said:
When you look at the well kept middle class areas, Catholics and Protestants live happily together, their kids play with each other, in the main they go to the same school. But look at any of the sink estates across the province, and that is where you see the sectarianism on both sides. And when kids are engulfed in that attitude from the day they are born, it is no wonder that there will always be underlying issues across there.
Although I was born there, and still have family there, what struck me is that the first question anybody is asked, is "where you from?", or "what school ye go to?".
"The troubles" may be over in that it is not in the public eye on TV and news etc, but the attitudes in those council areas haven't changed for the last 50 years at least.
Rings true across the UK really - not necessarily Catholics and Protestants, but definitely race. Visit any council estate and you'll normally find an undercurrent of racism - even if it's casual and "friendly", it's still there. Although I was born there, and still have family there, what struck me is that the first question anybody is asked, is "where you from?", or "what school ye go to?".
"The troubles" may be over in that it is not in the public eye on TV and news etc, but the attitudes in those council areas haven't changed for the last 50 years at least.
northwest monkey said:
Rings true across the UK really - not necessarily Catholics and Protestants, but definitely race. Visit any council estate and you'll normally find an undercurrent of racism - even if it's casual and "friendly", it's still there.
As you will find to extremes in certain "areas" of ethnic majority.......Stickyfinger said:
northwest monkey said:
Rings true across the UK really - not necessarily Catholics and Protestants, but definitely race. Visit any council estate and you'll normally find an undercurrent of racism - even if it's casual and "friendly", it's still there.
As you will find to extremes in certain "areas" of ethnic majority.......Vaud said:
Ok, here you go...
I was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
There is something wrong with me.... all I read was "free food". I was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
Vaud said:
Ok, here you go...
I was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
My wife had a similar experience just at the other end of the social spectrum a few weeks back. She was in her typical spot on the way home from London. Noisy family enter the carriage but it's too busy for my wife to risk moving. Family was mum, grandma and two kids circa 3-5 years old. Plummy accents and the volume and sense of entitlement that often goes with that. Anyway, they proceed to make a racket and be generally annoying. Train manager comes along looking for tickets and guess what, they only have standard class ones. He offers to upgrade them for the difference in cost but they decline when they hear how much, looking a mite sheepish after being a bit bullish about it. So, he asks them to move but they then protest about being split up. He goes off and returns having managed to find them two sets of two next to each other on the aisle a couple of carriages down. Oh no, not good enough. Off he goes again and amusingly returns with a young lass on her own. He makes a big show of thanking her for being so accommodating and mentions that her upgrade to first is therefore complimentary. Then shows the noisy, entitled fI was in first class on the train yesterday from a nice bit of Yorkshire to London... and it was still horrible.
Family of chavs (grandma, mum, ~3 yr old daughter) all with tattoos, fake tan and the grandma topping up her coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am.
All sat down in 1st class seats. Guard comes round.. guess what? Standard class reservations. Note this was after they had all the first class free food. He asked them politely to move. "We must have four seats together" she bellows. "That might not be possible, I can get you two pairs of seats", he offers. She said that was impossible.
She then offered to suck him off if she let her stay in First class… (with her old daughter and mum in earshot)
Where did they get on, I hear you ask?
Doncaster...
Is that Council enough?
I'd love to say I made this up.
kers to the table of 4 he'd managed to clear in standard 
D
Mr Snrub said:
Watching the latest episode of Can't Pay We'll Take it Away on 5 catch up
- Owes about 6 grand in rent but outraged she's getting evicted
- Roid rage meathead partner threatening to lay the bailiffs out
- Both smoking
- newborn and a 3 year old there to witness the whole thing
- massive tv
- "inspirational" slogans on the wall (although none relating to paying your rent)
- gobby overweight relative coming round to give some extra abuse
Off the council scale
When I see all these scum I really do get distressed that I have to share the same streets with them. Awful.- Owes about 6 grand in rent but outraged she's getting evicted
- Roid rage meathead partner threatening to lay the bailiffs out
- Both smoking
- newborn and a 3 year old there to witness the whole thing
- massive tv
- "inspirational" slogans on the wall (although none relating to paying your rent)
- gobby overweight relative coming round to give some extra abuse
Off the council scale
A good mate of mine is a gravedigger - he is as "working class" and down to earth as you can get, 100% not snobby at all. He unfortunately has to deal with rough council folk due to where he works (rough area of Manchester) and they set him off big time - the other night he was on the phone to me going on about the self-entitled council benefits scum - "what do they bring to us?" etc and then "I'd have them all gassed".
Mr Snrub said:
"inspirational" slogans on the wall (although none relating to paying your rent)
HTP99 said:
I'm currently watching Jeremy Kyle, I'm astounded with the councilness, I need a wash!
Watching Jeremy Kyle = Council 
I'm guessing the "guests" then hope to be spotted by other council low life and then gob on about it on some form of social media using language and words that need translating into English
Trabi601 said:
Apparently, they have decent offers on bottled ales, too. That's what one of my mates keeps telling me. Given that I find my local Sainsbury's to be a bit council, I don't think I could bring myself to go into Home Bargains.
I go there for branded cleaning stuff and toiletries. As it is mainly visited by persons err...whose priorities lie elsewhere, it's always really cheap to tempt them to maybe try these things.
Trabi601 said:
Apparently, they have decent offers on bottled ales, too. That's what one of my mates keeps telling me. Given that I find my local Sainsbury's to be a bit council, I don't think I could bring myself to go into Home Bargains.
My brother has a 'Home Bargains' fairly near to him. He told me he goes in at 8am as the usual clients aren't awake by that time and it hasn't yet built up the usual stench of stale sweat and tobacco from other customers. He also finds the aisles almost completely empty. We don't have a 'Home Bargains', but we do have a 'B&M' in our nearest town so I thought I'd try out his strategy... no such luck, it doesn't open till 10am, proof that it's absolutely 'council'
Dog Star said:
When I see all these scum I really do get distressed that I have to share the same streets with them. Awful.
A good mate of mine is a gravedigger - he is as "working class" and down to earth as you can get, 100% not snobby at all. He unfortunately has to deal with rough council folk due to where he works (rough area of Manchester) and they set him off big time - the other night he was on the phone to me going on about the self-entitled council benefits scum - "what do they bring to us?" etc and then "I'd have them all gassed".
Well he would want them gassed, it would be plenty of extra business for himA good mate of mine is a gravedigger - he is as "working class" and down to earth as you can get, 100% not snobby at all. He unfortunately has to deal with rough council folk due to where he works (rough area of Manchester) and they set him off big time - the other night he was on the phone to me going on about the self-entitled council benefits scum - "what do they bring to us?" etc and then "I'd have them all gassed".
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