A bit council Vol 2

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jamoor

14,506 posts

214 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Peter kay

Trabi601

4,865 posts

94 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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jamoor said:
Peter kay
This is getting ridiculous. You're just posting the first random thought in your head.

nicanary

9,750 posts

145 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Went to get the Sunday papers this morning at 8.50am. The local off-licence was open. Legal opening time is 11.00am but nobody cares - this is par for the course in my home town. Presumably it's for those still partying or the local alkys.

Drove round the corner and the only person in sight was a 15-year old on a BMX with no seat, dressed in obligatory grey tracksuit (hood up) and smoking whilst texting. Again par for the course round here.

No sign of any PH "private".

CharlesdeGaulle

26,091 posts

179 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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nicanary said:
Again par for the course round here.

No sign of any PH "private".
Do you like 'edgy', or just can't afford to move?

nicanary

9,750 posts

145 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
nicanary said:
Again par for the course round here.

No sign of any PH "private".
Do you like 'edgy', or just can't afford to move?
OAP. Can't afford. I'm just waiting for my first mugging - they won't get much, I do internet banking, which'll baffle 'em completely. Dumb f*ckwits.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,091 posts

179 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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nicanary said:
OAP. Can't afford. I'm just waiting for my first mugging - they won't get much, I do internet banking, which'll baffle 'em completely. Dumb f*ckwits.
Very funny response, made me smile. Sounds pretty hellish actually, especially if it always used to be nice but has gone downhill. Sounds like you're ready for the bds though!

aR53GP

21,007 posts

186 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
nicanary said:
OAP. Can't afford. I'm just waiting for my first mugging - they won't get much, I do internet banking, which'll baffle 'em completely. Dumb f*ckwits.
Very funny response, made me smile. Sounds pretty hellish actually, especially if it always used to be nice but has gone downhill. Sounds like you're ready for the bds though!

e21Mark

16,205 posts

172 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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I see the usual glut of ''We wos burgled and they took all the laptops and iphones what we saved all year for'' news stories have started. Usually some greggnant women and brainless sperm donor, with kids and compo faces on.

Please excuse DM link but there are plenty to chose from. Apparently this one was a scam?! Who'd have ever guessed?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/ED...

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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e21Mark said:
I see the usual glut of ''We wos burgled and they took all the laptops and iphones what we saved all year for'' news stories have started. Usually some greggnant women and brainless sperm donor, with kids and compo faces on.

Please excuse DM link but there are plenty to chose from. Apparently this one was a scam?! Who'd have ever guessed?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/ED...
I read that a few days ago, I smell BS; it just so happens that they were burgled when the electric company didn't secure their property properly, I think they are using that as a convenient way to get a load of freebies and there was no burglary in the first place.

And no insurance; Home Contents insurance costs peanuts.


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 4th December 11:32

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

227 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Wolf in moonlight jacket or sweater.

Saw one earlier on a very well fed woman.

motco

15,919 posts

245 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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funkyrobot said:
Wolf in moonlight jacket or sweater.

Saw one earlier on a very well fed woman.
She may have been overfed, but perhaps not actually 'well' fed. Unless "well fed up!"

e21Mark

16,205 posts

172 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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motco said:
funkyrobot said:
Wolf in moonlight jacket or sweater.

Saw one earlier on a very well fed woman.
She may have been overfed, but perhaps not actually 'well' fed. Unless "well fed up!"
Greggnant,

CharlesdeGaulle

26,091 posts

179 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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e21Mark said:
Greggnant,
When you used that before, I assumed a typo. It took me two goes, but now I get it!

DJFish

5,917 posts

262 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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HTP99 said:
I read that a few days ago, I smell BS; it just so happens that they were burgled when the electric company didn't secure their property properly, I think they are using that as a convenient way to get a load of freebies and there was no burglary in the first place.

And no insurance; Home Contents insurance costs peanuts.


Edited by HTP99 on Sunday 4th December 11:32
Funny how so many skint burglary victims have "priceless jewellery & a large quantity of cash" taken...?

Spare tyre

9,458 posts

129 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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DJFish said:
Funny how so many skint burglary victims have "priceless jewellery & a large quantity of cash" taken...?
My mum and dad are elderly and pretty well off, not millionaires but very comfy

Their house got done over really badly a few years back. They wrote down all the items that were pinched. the cops, forensic and insurance bloke all made comments saying that oiks always seem to have cash and lots of iPads nicked, where as normal people never really claim they do

jamoor

14,506 posts

214 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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nicanary said:
Went to get the Sunday papers this morning at 8.50am. The local off-licence was open. Legal opening time is 11.00am but nobody cares - this is par for the course in my home town. Presumably it's for those still partying or the local alkys.

Drove round the corner and the only person in sight was a 15-year old on a BMX with no seat, dressed in obligatory grey tracksuit (hood up) and smoking whilst texting. Again par for the course round here.

No sign of any PH "private".
Did you just make up the fact that they have a legal opening time or something? Certainly seems that way.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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MoelyCrio said:
Theres a Facebook group devoted to the wolf fleeces.
cool

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Willy Nilly said:
MoelyCrio said:
Theres a Facebook group devoted to the wolf fleeces.
cool
A good friend of the wifes, who is minted, loves a wolf fleece.

Matthen

1,285 posts

150 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Spare tyre said:
My mum and dad are elderly and pretty well off, not millionaires but very comfy

Their house got done over really badly a few years back. They wrote down all the items that were pinched. the cops, forensic and insurance bloke all made comments saying that oiks always seem to have cash and lots of iPads nicked, where as normal people never really claim they do
Funny old world isn't it.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Sunday 4th December 2016
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Looking for a little guidance here.

American pickup and Americana in general tends to err toward Council on the council-o-meter, but where do the panel stand on a Ford Crown Victoria in full US police livery, including light bar and them cool spotlights in the A pillar, but a "not in service" cover over the roof light bar?

I'm thinking it can only be a bit council, unless bought for a laugh.
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