A bit council Vol 2

[FlyingMeeces]

Emanresu said:

The world is overpopulated as it is. Some people just aren't meant to have children. IVF, surrogacy et al - Council.

Surely 'council' is breeding like bunnies without thought or means to support your family, and anything requiring as much commitment and persistence as any other way to become a parent is therefore the exact opposite?

[alorotom]

Emanresu said:

The world is overpopulated as it is. Some people just aren't meant to have children. IVF, surrogacy et al - Council.

That escalated quickly ...

[Mr Snrub]

Emanresu said:

The world is overpopulated as it is. Some people just aren't meant to have children. IVF, surrogacy et al - Council.

My sister had IVF after an illness left her unable to conceive naturally. I always try and avoid resorting to personal insults, but if that's what you really believe and aren't just trolling, you're a fking idiot.

[Yex 450]

J4CKO said:

Emanresu said:

Some people just aren't meant to have children

I sincerely hope you include yourself in that statement.

From their posting history I would suggest they are Council themselves given their views. Or Xmas holiday has started early in some schools.

[BigBen]

Yex 450 said:

From their posting history I would suggest they are Council themselves given their views. Or Xmas holiday has started early in some schools.

Have we had using "Xmas" in place of "Christmas" yet?

Ben

p.s. I am aware that we almost certainly have and that not reading the whole thread = etc.....

[Captain Smerc]

Brentwood today

Winner winner, chicken dinner !

[HTP99]

Captain Smerc said:

Winner winner, chicken dinner !

Love the stone lion, really sets the house off.

[mgtony]

Instead of dumping the broken louvre doors from the wardrobes, screw them to the wall to make them look like shutters. Then to make it look even worse, only paint the one you can get to and not the one behind the bush!

[Alucidnation]

Adenauer said:

Emanresu said:

The world is overpopulated as it is. Some people just aren't meant to have children. IVF, surrogacy et al - Council.

Bloody hell.

What fking bell end.

[DJFish]

Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: Do you all serve in the same regiment?
http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/14949628.Mum___...

[aR53GP]

DJFish said:

Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: Do you all serve in the same regiment?
http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/14949628.Mum___...

She's from Berlin you wazzock.

[mgtony]

aR53GP said:

She's from Berlin you wazzock.

What do you call an Essen girl......

[Vaud]

BigBen said:

Have we had using "Xmas" in place of "Christmas" yet?

Not Council

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

[anonymous-user]

Waiting in the car for the other OH, fat bloke in adidas and slazenger tacksuit driving a '96 Astra estate, opens his door and slams it REALLY hard, opens the rear door, starts screaming and bashing the windows for the kids to get out, and his wife/gf quickly gets out and so do the kids in pure fear.
He pushes the kid, who must be no more than 4yrs old using the rear of his head, while the clearly council but helpless wife carries the baby all the way to the shop.

I genuinely felt sorry for the wife and kids. What a !!

[Tango13]

berlintaxi said:

Vaud said:

The picture might be a bit council but I don't think the story is, I think it is quite touching.

Couldn't agree more.

Due to the forward planning involved in harvesting, fertilising and freezing, not council.

BUT...

If the son in law had knocked his mother in law up higher than a kite on the back seat of a Vauxhall in the carpark of the local flat roofed pub...

Pure council

[colonel c]

Vaud said:

BigBen said:

Have we had using "Xmas" in place of "Christmas" yet?

Not Council

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Oh yes it is. As is crimbo.

[Vaud]

colonel c said:

Vaud said:

BigBen said:

Have we had using "Xmas" in place of "Christmas" yet?

Not Council

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Oh yes it is. As is crimbo.

Xmas has been in common usage for many decades (read the article) and is not class or demographic centric.

Crimbo, yes. Xmas, no.

[ambuletz]

Stood behind this fat female chav at my local grocery shop and she says this

'I don't know why the NHS complains about smokers costing them millions when we pay so much to them from buying cigarettes'

fk off.
I should have slapped her with my packet of brown pita bread.

she then went on whilst outside saying 'have you seen that thing on facebook, they wana fine homeless people £1000 for sleeping rough, how have they got so much money?'

[Jim the Sunderer]

ambuletz said:

Stood behind this fat female chav at my local grocery shop and she says this

'I don't know why the NHS complains about smokers costing them millions when we pay so much to them from buying cigarettes'

Of course she only smokes smuggled Mayfairs.

[funkyrobot]

vonuber said:

funkyrobot said:

The most popular baby names of 2016.

http://www.babycenter.com/top-baby-names-2016.htm?...

Council!

I know it is a US list, but bugger me we have #1 and #19 on the girls list. Hmm.

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