A bit council Vol 2

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Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
When I go to my hospital appointment I have to walk thru smokers outside the front where there are no smoking signs, it is pretty disgusting really and very council.
Don't talk about the staff like that irked


e21Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Getting taxi to a house you can actually see from where you're stood, because its benefits day and they've got 2 carrier bags of shopping. (include expecting cab to wait while finish their fag)

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
When I go to my hospital appointment I have to walk thru smokers outside the front where there are no smoking signs, it is pretty disgusting really and very council.
Quite true. I don't disagree at all there. It's just the argument that non smokers reap the benefits of smoking whereas smokers don't.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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austinsmirk said:
This is pretty much the basis of a sketch from Yes Prime Minister from 30 some years ago.

its a good thing that people smoke: you get the tax from fag purchase and yes it costs the NHS, but ultimately they die young: on balance it works for the treasury.


Certainly in my profession, if you smoke, its damn obvious you will be having an early death and ending your latter years being extremely infirm and incapable.

Cue "I knew a bloke who was 101 and still fell running whilst smoking 100 cigs a day" stories.

I don't understand how the poor afford to smoke though, with a packet costing £10 these days. Oh yes I do: chuffing tax credits and generous DLA payments.
It certainly is!

Most of the council smokers I know buy Polish packs from under the counter at a dodgy newsagent

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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TheSurveyor said:
Large Santa hanging out of window in Gods own Peterborough town.

Not sure what to make of the C63 on Eastern European plates, outside a house that costs the same as the cars road tax.

I just knew that was PTown before I read your caption smile

crmcatee

5,694 posts

227 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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No dropped kerb. No driveway.

TheSurveyor

69 posts

101 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
I just knew that was PTown before I read your caption smile
A Dogsthorpe special

joestifff

784 posts

106 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Emanresu said:
The world is overpopulated as it is. Some people just aren't meant to have children. IVF, surrogacy et al - Council.
You sir, are a fktard

From myself, my wife and my IVF daughter

Matt_N

8,902 posts

202 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Buying a panini or any other form of hot food from a petrol station.

KAgantua

3,871 posts

131 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Matt_N said:
Buying a panini or any other form of hot food from a petrol station.
Disagreed. Buying food on the move in a petrol station suggests one is a frequent traveller for work, and whose time is limited. Council?

can't remember

1,078 posts

128 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Jimmy Recard said:
sleepera6 said:
Waiting in the car for the other OH, fat bloke in adidas and slazenger tacksuit driving a '96 Astra estate, opens his door and slams it REALLY hard, opens the rear door, starts screaming and bashing the windows for the kids to get out, and his wife/gf quickly gets out and so do the kids in pure fear.
He pushes the kid, who must be no more than 4yrs old using the rear of his head, while the clearly council but helpless wife carries the baby all the way to the shop.

I genuinely felt sorry for the wife and kids. What a !!
The other other half? How many do you have!?

Sounds council to me
Not understanding how fractions work. Not necessarily council but indicative of a state education.

J4CKO

41,560 posts

200 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Jimmy Recard said:
austinsmirk said:
This is pretty much the basis of a sketch from Yes Prime Minister from 30 some years ago.

its a good thing that people smoke: you get the tax from fag purchase and yes it costs the NHS, but ultimately they die young: on balance it works for the treasury.


Certainly in my profession, if you smoke, its damn obvious you will be having an early death and ending your latter years being extremely infirm and incapable.

Cue "I knew a bloke who was 101 and still fell running whilst smoking 100 cigs a day" stories.

I don't understand how the poor afford to smoke though, with a packet costing £10 these days. Oh yes I do: chuffing tax credits and generous DLA payments.
It certainly is!

Most of the council smokers I know buy Polish packs from under the counter at a dodgy newsagent
Even so, it is expensive, even if they are half price, a standard 20 a day habit is £35 a week, £140 a month.

Its probably contrived but all those benefits programmes have people smoking all the time, someone complaining about not having enough money to live off, i.e. provide essentials but still smokes like their life depended on it, for full effect be swigging a can of lager at 10 am.

conkerman

3,301 posts

135 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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I want to see Johnny Vaughn do an advert for Breakfast lager.

Lager... For Breakfast! (includes quizzical rising inflection).

Gerradi

1,541 posts

120 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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mp3manager said:
Multiple posts containing only one picture - council.
Desperate..

Gerradi

1,541 posts

120 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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jamoor said:
Christmas attire, including Xmas sweaters, xmas hats.

Tinsel worn on oneself.
Oh dear, my wife running group are all running on Sunday ...10 miles for Leukaemia, Breast Cancer & Autistic children, they are all in Santa attire & lots & lots of Tinsel...better tell them to call it off...

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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TheSurveyor said:
WinstonWolf said:
I just knew that was PTown before I read your caption smile
A Dogsthorpe special
I thought it was St Paul's Road/Shakespear Ave smile

wildcat45

8,073 posts

189 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Posh Porsche said:
Saying "lounge" instead of "sitting room"?
I had a difference of opinion with an estate agent when selling a house. Told her to word the ad with term Living Room. Lounges are what pubs have in the other bar or what trying to be posh 1970s housewives called the living room in their new-build Wimpey Home.

I hate the term lounge but I'm not sure if it's council.


Cotty

39,540 posts

284 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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Matt_N said:
Buying a panini or any other form of hot food from a petrol station.
But petrol stations are not just petrol stations my local one is also a Marks & Spencers Simply Food shop

http://www.bp.com/en_gb/on-the-road/united-kingdom...

It ridiculous what people are saying, some of the crap that is being spouted like "astronauts are council"

SidJames

1,399 posts

233 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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wildcat45 said:
I had a difference of opinion with an estate agent when selling a house. Told her to word the ad with term Living Room. Lounges are what pubs have in the other bar or what trying to be posh 1970s housewives called the living room in their new-build Wimpey Home.

I hate the term lounge but I'm not sure if it's council.
is "best room" or "front room" & "in the back" council? If so, I think I may be.

I live in a 3 reception, 4 bed house.

Gunk

3,302 posts

159 months

Thursday 8th December 2016
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SidJames said:
is "best room" or "front room" & "in the back" council? If so, I think I may be.

I live in a 3 reception, 4 bed house.
Well done you
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