A bit council Vol 2

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dudleybloke

19,815 posts

186 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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wilfandrowlf said:
austinsmirk said:
Why.................. Why did I have to look at that link? eekeekeek

ETA, "single mother", you mean to tell me someone has actually sh***ed that! hurl
Looks like Big Daddy the wrestler in drag.

motco

15,945 posts

246 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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"...adver-tyesment..." rolleyes

baldy1926

2,136 posts

200 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
There's no way that she is 20 she's got to be 30+ an that's not stone either

Rich1973

1,198 posts

177 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Thursday 26th May 2016
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She is on channel 5+1 right now frown

AstonZagato

12,699 posts

210 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Not wearing a seat belt. Kids not in car seats.

grayze

790 posts

168 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
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anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Still would though.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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if she only got a gig to dance at a wedding in a flat roofed pub, where a fight then broke out between the bride and grooms family over taking too much chicken from the buffet, resulting in key guests of the wedding party spending their night in custody: we'd have thread nirvana.

Jordan210

4,518 posts

183 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Might have been posted before. But this



Also its Mummy

shakotan

10,693 posts

196 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Rich1973 said:
Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.
bks, more like 26.

Ste1987

1,798 posts

106 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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shakotan said:
Rich1973 said:
Size 16 according to the article.
I need some eyebrows tattooing to my hairline to get them high enough in surprise at that quoted size.
bks, more like 26.
I really hope it was typo, no wonder my ex felt like a heffer at size 16 if that's what the media are saying is a size 16!

PurpleTurtle

6,983 posts

144 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe

TheOversteerLever

1,340 posts

213 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Ho lee sheeet! My council-o-meter has just gone bang!

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Doncaster there

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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"as she attempts to breathe flames with vegetable oil. "

Love it. Blowing flames with the stuff she's cooked the previous night's chips in.


Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Denim body-warmers.

Dog Star

16,131 posts

168 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Oh. My. God! WANT! cloud9

oakdale

1,801 posts

202 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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PurpleTurtle said:
Her open Facebook page is a work of, ahem, wonder! Especially the photos. Dear Lord - cannot unsee Naughty Santa!

Alas can't link on here due to the Websense Police, but a search on Chazabelle Royale should sort you out.

No banging one out PH!! hehe
Chazabelle Royale rofl

Thankyou4calling

10,602 posts

173 months

Friday 27th May 2016
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Dog Star said:
Oh. My. God! WANT! cloud9
Here he is, right on cue.

Fill your boots mate.
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