A bit council Vol 2

[Cotty]

anonymous said:

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But if its next to Lloyds of London the only people in there will be suits/office staff.

[Morningside]

Countdown said:

ferrariF50lover said:

No way this is real. No one's this fking stupid.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38250600/pot...

I thought that was from Newsthump

What a cking stpd itch!

[tankplanker]

Have parents evenings at schools been covered before? I've a few I saw from last night:

Not going to parents evening, especially when it's the last one before GCSEs and more than one teacher has rang you to tell you about it
Going to parents evening and your child having a mandatory appointment with the head of year/head of upper school
Turning up in a track suit when you aren't a PE teacher or personal trainer or similar
Extra points for stains on the track suit or if it is at least a size too small
Vaping inside the school while waiting your turn to see the teacher
Extra points if its the child vaping (I made this one up)

[idiotgap]

Cotty said:

Howard- said:

I like Nando's though

Never been but sounds up my street, spicy chicken what's not to like.
There is one in the square mile, think it will probably be council free.
https://www.nandos.co.uk/eat/restaurants/lime-stre...

There are another two within the confines of the City of London, one by Liverpool St . and another nr. St. Pauls.
I have been with a group, they're definitely not the most council of restaurants - probably belong in a "what's boringly average and fulfils some sort of basic need" thread.

[MWM3]

anonymous said:

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The use of the word 'lush' = uber council.

[Steamer]

Having a family member affectionately known as 'Fatty'.

This caught me by surprise earlier in the week when venturing into the rougher part of town to use the post office. A tattooed girl was just leaving as I got to the door, she caught sight of an elderly gent on sticks waddeling along the footpath and shouted 'oi oi Fatty!'....

....I half expected a bit of a slanging match, but instead she gave him a big hug.

[Morningside]

MWM3 said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

The use of the word 'lush' = uber council.

[Trabi601]

MWM3 said:

The use of the word 'lush' = uber council.

It's a Welsh / West Country thing.

Which probably does mean it's council anwyay.

[funkyrobot]

Morningside said:

Countdown said:

ferrariF50lover said:

No way this is real. No one's this fking stupid.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38250600/pot...

I thought that was from Newsthump

What a cking stpd itch!

What a fking moron.

moron said:

"If you buy them you expect all the letters to be there, that's why I emptied them all out. Apparently it does say on the packet that not all of the letters are in there, but again I don't see the point in that."

Wonder what values the kid will grow up with.

The whole 'viral' thing is council too. Stupid.

[5pen]

Cotty said:

Howard- said:

I like Nando's though

Never been but sounds up my street, spicy chicken what's not to like.
There is one in the square mile, think it will probably be council free.
https://www.nandos.co.uk/eat/restaurants/lime-stre...

I walk past that every day. I've never been in, partly because I still hold a grudge against it for replacing a pub. The Ship was once the go-to boozer if you didn't want to wait more than 10 seconds to be served. It had 3 dartboards and toilets that flooded if it rained. I often wonder if Nando's is the same.

[Goaty Bill 2]

Trabi601 said:

Has anyone also nominated Nando's? - apparently I'm a snob - was talking to some colleagues about eating out and got onto the subject of Nando's. I confessed I've been tempted, but always put off by the kind of people eating there...

There may be hope for you yet Trabi

I can't imagine it as working day lunch or after work dinner sort of place.

It certainly can attract the finest examples of the worst. Location is everything.
The bottomless soft drinks and ice cream are nightmarish if the place is likely to have families in. The constant dashing to and fro of children to drinks and ice cream dispensers would force the sanest and calmest of individuals into a homicidal rage.

Nando's or similar peri peri marinades and sauces can be purchased at any supermarket, allowing one's cook to prepare it on the flame grill at home, thus avoiding the horrors of close contact with the great unwashed.

[djc206]

Nando's isn't council it's just full of people with daft boyband haircuts and skinny jeans snap chatting about "squad goals" or some such bks. Not really council.

[ambuletz]

djc206 said:

Nando's isn't council it's just full of people with daft boyband haircuts and skinny jeans snap chatting about "squad goals" or some such bks. Not really council.

exactly. I've gone to nandos for 10 years, nothing wrong with the people there. the person who hates nandos just hates humans. living on earth? council, there's too many people, fking live on the moon then.

[V8mate]

ambuletz said:

djc206 said:

Nando's isn't council it's just full of people with daft boyband haircuts and skinny jeans snap chatting about "squad goals" or some such bks. Not really council.

exactly. I've gone to nandos for 10 years, nothing wrong with the people there. the person who hates nandos just hates humans. living on earth? council, there's too many people, fking live on the moon then.

Hang on. I've seen you post in the weightlifting threads, haven't I?

I bet you call your mates 'bro' and use the adjective 'cheeky' when referring to your favourite chicken shop.

You're guilty as charged!

[ambuletz]

V8mate said:

Hang on. I've seen you post in the weightlifting threads, haven't I?

I bet you call your mates 'bro' and use the adjective 'cheeky' when referring to your favourite chicken shop.

You're guilty as charged!

you're making that assumption purely cos of lifting weights? I detest that kind of talk (sup bro, ez fam, wa gwan, safe blud, n ting, swear down etc). It's marginaly acceptable among pals when you was maybe 14/15yrs old but not beyond that except for sts and giggles.
Also, if you don't use 'cheeky' infront of the word 'nandos' you're just so uncool brah.

[basherX]

idiotgap said:

Cotty said:

Howard- said:

I like Nando's though

Never been but sounds up my street, spicy chicken what's not to like.
There is one in the square mile, think it will probably be council free.
https://www.nandos.co.uk/eat/restaurants/lime-stre...

There are another two within the confines of the City of London, one by Liverpool St . and another nr. St. Pauls.
I have been with a group, they're definitely not the most council of restaurants - probably belong in a "what's boringly average and fulfils some sort of basic need" thread.

The one in Canary Wharf is mostly frequented by youngish professionals albeit there does appear to be one grotesquely obese woman on one of those mobility scooters who seemingly eats lunch there about three times a week (she's right in my sightline on the way back from Pret- she's apparently too fat to do anything other than shuffle from the scooter onto one of the end seats).

But it does have the most outrageously attractive waitress and based on that alone it's okay by me.

[Merc 450]

funkyrobot said:

Morningside said:

Countdown said:

ferrariF50lover said:

No way this is real. No one's this fking stupid.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38250600/pot...

I thought that was from Newsthump

What a cking stpd itch!

What a fking moron.

moron said:

"If you buy them you expect all the letters to be there, that's why I emptied them all out. Apparently it does say on the packet that not all of the letters are in there, but again I don't see the point in that."

Wonder what values the kid will grow up with.

The whole 'viral' thing is council too. Stupid.

Jesus christ, stupid vacuous bint is giving stupid vacuous bints a bad name

[anonymous-user]

Re - Nandos

Foods alright actually, fizzy drinks were flat.. Too many boy bands there though.
Chips are nice. So's the chicken.

[Merc 450]

AVV EM said:

Re - Nandos

Foods alright actually, fizzy drinks were flat.. Too many boy bands there though.
Chips are nice. So's the chicken.

Never been to a Nandos are they any better than KFC

[g3org3y]

Howard- said:

I like Nando's though

Me too.