A bit council Vol 2

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ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
I often do the parent taxi in my onesie in the hope that it embarrasses my kids out of calling it. No such luck so far frown
they probably won't embarass until they hit puberty, get yourself your favourite disney princess outfit I say.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

229 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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In relation to Christmas lights outside the house. Got home tonight and noticed our neighbour has a bloody projector beaming dancing reindeer onto their house.

I'm council because we live in a semi detached. However, I don't project fking stupid raving rudolph's onto my wall.

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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SpeckledJim said:
You like cheese? You like peas? You will love cheesy peas.
Squeezy Cheezy Peez

Writhing

490 posts

110 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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And now, strawberry flavour.

djc206

12,373 posts

126 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Justayellowbadge said:
Wrong, I'm afraid.

McDonalds et al are rubbish, but handy and pretty much classless (KFC excluded- a hive of scum a villiany).

Nandos is where wannabe mobile phone salesmen take their underage paramours to impress them with the sophisticated culinary options, unlimited pop refills and colouring sets.
Nonsense McDonalds is as council as the limited edition corsas that fill its carpark and the baseball caps atop half of its customers and all of its employees heads. I'm not saying I don't go there on the odd occasion but it is council as council comes.


ashleyman

6,987 posts

100 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Couldn't care less if Nandos is council. I like it.

McDonalds is good for those late night drives home where you need a snack.

I cannot deal with KFC though! It's ALWAYS horrible in there.

I always get a Burger King after having my hair cut. Hair Cut is done at Sean Hanna so definitely not council.

Don't care what anyone says, grew up on a rough and ready council estate. Happily living in quiet middle class suburbia now!

Meridius

1,608 posts

153 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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McDonalds on the high street, classless rubbish. McDonalds anywhere else, council.

and a festive one, going to watch your towns Christmas lights being turned on, council.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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funkyrobot said:
In relation to Christmas lights outside the house. Got home tonight and noticed our neighbour has a bloody projector beaming dancing reindeer onto their house.

I'm council because we live in a semi detached. However, I don't project fking stupid raving rudolph's onto my wall.
Oh god that's awful.

Can you ask him where he got it from, just so I er don't go shopping there.

Tasmile

Steamer

13,866 posts

214 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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northwest monkey said:
funkyrobot said:
In relation to Christmas lights outside the house. Got home tonight and noticed our neighbour has a bloody projector beaming dancing reindeer onto their house.

I'm council because we live in a semi detached. However, I don't project fking stupid raving rudolph's onto my wall.
Oh god that's awful.

Can you ask him where he got it from, just so I er don't go shopping there.

Tasmile
I saw a snowflake effect projector the other night... it did look proper tatt!!

However the potential for a bit fun modifying the lens on the projector could produce some
Amusing results hehe

jamoor

14,506 posts

216 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Ridiculously expensive phone contracts. Council

Jezzerh

816 posts

123 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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V8mate said:
All of those deep freeze to high pressure oven-thingie merchants are dreadful cons on aspirational simpletons.
Lmao.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

229 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Steamer said:
northwest monkey said:
funkyrobot said:
In relation to Christmas lights outside the house. Got home tonight and noticed our neighbour has a bloody projector beaming dancing reindeer onto their house.

I'm council because we live in a semi detached. However, I don't project fking stupid raving rudolph's onto my wall.
Oh god that's awful.

Can you ask him where he got it from, just so I er don't go shopping there.

Tasmile
I saw a snowflake effect projector the other night... it did look proper tatt!!

However the potential for a bit fun modifying the lens on the projector could produce some
Amusing results hehe
May have to look into that. smile

Its even more council as I have noticed the power supply for the projector comes from their front room. The power lead comes out of the side of the window. hehe

aR53GP

21,020 posts

188 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Chewing gum.

Posh Porsche

419 posts

220 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Dare I say... arguing over whether McDonalds, KFC or Nando's is best? wink

Edited by Posh Porsche on Sunday 11th December 07:08

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Posh Porsche said:
Arguing over whether McDonalds, KFC or Nando's is best? wink
Shirley Burger King or Wimpey trumps for best?!

Have we had Chinese Buffet "restaurants" ... ace of council right there

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Vaping

KingNothing

3,169 posts

154 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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alorotom said:
Have we had Chinese Buffet "restaurants" ... ace of council right there
I think Chinese and Indian buffets are lower on the scale of councilness when compared with other buffet type restaurants, as Chinese and Indian ones use quite alot of seasoning and vegetables, whereas other ones, offer abundances of plain; nugget and chip based items.

But they are still pretty council;

"Ewwwww, I'm not touching that fakkin' sushi!"

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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KingNothing said:
alorotom said:
Have we had Chinese Buffet "restaurants" ... ace of council right there
I think Chinese and Indian buffets are lower on the scale of councilness when compared with other buffet type restaurants, as Chinese and Indian ones use quite alot of seasoning and vegetables, whereas other ones, offer abundances of plain; nugget and chip based items.
It's certainly the case that not all buffets are council. I think a key trigger to look out for at the establishment, would be the words 'all you can eat'.

Spare tyre

9,595 posts

131 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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V8mate said:
KingNothing said:
alorotom said:
Have we had Chinese Buffet "restaurants" ... ace of council right there
I think Chinese and Indian buffets are lower on the scale of councilness when compared with other buffet type restaurants, as Chinese and Indian ones use quite alot of seasoning and vegetables, whereas other ones, offer abundances of plain; nugget and chip based items.
It's certainly the case that not all buffets are council. I think a key trigger to look out for at the establishment, would be the words 'all you can eat'.
But calling it "eat much as you can"

mattyn1

5,775 posts

156 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Cribbs Causeway Mall yesterday. Tesla shop.

Father and his two young kids - girls, not boys, getting excited about the big screen in the red Model S. I mentioned to the father that I would not let my kids use the two front seats as trampolines, and others wanted to view inside the car, he retorted "Who cares? - It is not our car".
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