A bit council Vol 2

[Trabi601]

Stickyfinger said:

Talking about and even knowing what a fking KODI is ?

Nothing council about a Kodi install - it's the new name for XBox Media Centre. A small media player box. Think Apple TV but more flexible.

You can put them to slightly illegal use, if you wish. But it's not compulsory.

[wildcat45]

Stickyfinger said:

Talking about and even knowing what a fking KODI is ?

Sounds like a council girl's name.

[Cliftonite]

Knowing anything about Gail's kitchen on Coronation Street.

[Steamer]

Dog Star said:

Doing your sexy-time twerky videos with holes in your knickers.

https://www.facebook.com/sephora.mae/videos/106805...

Council!

However - I would. Until it fell off. Then I'd use a variety of kitchen implements and farm animals.

Christ, the only way I'd ride that was if I was riding it into battle!!!

...and they are more 'holes' than they are 'knickers'!

[Cliftonite]

Driving (and crashing!) a car with odd, alloy wheels.



http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15025508.Car_overtu...

[Morningside]

Cliftonite said:

Driving (and crashing!) a car with odd, alloy wheels.



http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15025508.Car_overtu...

Makes a change for using a spacesaver for hundreds of miles.

[kingston12]

del mar said:

Excessive amounts of kitchen appliances on the work surface ?

Microwave
Toaster
Kettle
Juicer
Coffee machine
Utensils

To the point where you have no space left to actually prepare your ready meal.

Gail's kitchen on coronation street was especially bad.

Can a juicer ever be considered council? I would have thought that was the last appliance that would be.

That said if they appear in Coronation Street or Eastenders then I suppose they must be.

[kowalski655]

Surely these are things that are used most days(I dont have a coffee machine or a juicer as I dont like to drink either. but have the others) so its a bit impractical to store them in a cupboard. Unless its just tiny kitchens that are council...which is ironic as most council houses have quite big kitchens.
Now having worktops covered with boxes,,old take aways, cat litter boxes etc,thats council

[kingston12]

kowalski655 said:

Surely these are things that are used most days(I dont have a coffee machine or a juicer as I dont like to drink either. but have the others) so its a bit impractical to store them in a cupboard. Unless its just tiny kitchens that are council...which is ironic as most council houses have quite big kitchens.
Now having worktops covered with boxes,,old take aways, cat litter boxes etc,thats council

It's a question of degree, I suppose. Ultra non-council will claim to have a Aga which they use for absolutely everything, but most people will have a lot of separate items.

[Stickyfinger]

Ultra non-council will claim to have a Aga

WOW thanks.....I am an Ultra ~

so Ultra+ is a wood fired one ?

[V8mate]

kingston12 said:

Ultra non-council will claim to have a Aga which they use for absolutely everything, ...

Hmmn. They're st at juicing and making coffee though

[brrapp]

V8mate said:

kingston12 said:

Ultra non-council will claim to have a Aga which they use for absolutely everything, ...

Hmmn. They're st at juicing and making coffee though

Don't know about juicing, but I use this on my Aga for coffee.



(ps, I'm council)

[berlintaxi]

Totally council, where's my compensation and shopping in B&M.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

[V8mate]

berlintaxi said:

Totally council, where's my compensation and shopping in B&M.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

Jeez.

CompoFace said:

He said: “It just came out of the sky and hit my son with the propellers.

“I was surprised and shocked, I couldn’t understand how it could happen.

That'll be gravity then.

[Morningside]

brrapp said:

V8mate said:

kingston12 said:

Ultra non-council will claim to have a Aga which they use for absolutely everything, ...

Hmmn. They're st at juicing and making coffee though

Don't know about juicing, but I use this on my Aga for coffee.



(ps, I'm council)

Dunno why but it reminds me of an early prototype of Box (Logan's Run)?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Buy a scratchcard and scratching off the panels at the till while people behind you are waiting.

Chav bd.

[Morningside]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Buy a scratchcard and scratching off the panels at the till while people behind you are waiting.

Chav bd.

The is a bloke in the town that buys at least £200 plus twice a week on scratch cards.

[vtecyo]

berlintaxi said:

Totally council, where's my compensation and shopping in B&M.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

So they were flying an indoor toy outside and seeing how high it would go, then were surprised when it went out of range and didn't go into autopilot mode, but instead crashed into a sprogs face.

Christ. I wish there was a video.

[All that jazz]

vtecyo said:

berlintaxi said:

Totally council, where's my compensation and shopping in B&M.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greate...

So they were flying an indoor toy outside and seeing how high it would go, then were surprised when it went out of range and didn't go into autopilot mode, but instead crashed into a sprogs face.

Christ. I wish there was a video.

Those helicopters aren't easy to fly either. My mate got one a while back (more of a hobbyist one that a toy one) and the controls are super sensitive on them. They're no good outside as they're far too light and any sniff of a breeze will see them blow away out of range shortly followed by a freefall crash into the ground. If I were B&M I'd tell him to fk off and go get himself a brain.

[Jimmy Recard]

Thinking that National Accident Helpline is a service like the Citizens Advice Bureau