A bit council Vol 2

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LordJammy

3,112 posts

188 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-39125791

just when you think nothing else can surprise you !
That's not council or surprising. That's just horrible. I sincerely hope something terrible happens to those two.

Sheets Tabuer

18,898 posts

214 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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DoctorX said:
Jimmy Recard said:
I just don't understand what causes it.

"I'm skint and relying on money from elsewhere, so I'd better buy a snake."

What solution or benefit does that offer to any problem he may have?
You're making the mistake of thinking rationally and sensibly, whereas he is undoubtedly an uber-council fkwit.
I have a relative that sits there on benefits, I hadn't seen her for a while and we were chatting when she said it's pay day soon, I said oh you have a job now and she said no my benefits are due.

She thinks it's wages, they all think it's wages.

trowelhead

1,867 posts

120 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
austinsmirk said:
I just love the logic. so you don't need a snake, you're on benefits and have no money. so snake A goes. I know, I need another snake I can't afford. That's my prime objective today, above and beyond everything.

its hardly like: my tyre burst on my car, so I had to buy another tyre otherwise I couldn't drive my car.

priorities, priorities........
I just don't understand what causes it.

"I'm skint and relying on money from elsewhere, so I'd better buy a snake."

What solution or benefit does that offer to any problem he may have?
I was watching a documentary the other day on food banks.

Several of those queuing in the morning were stood smoking. Just does not compute.

trowelhead

1,867 posts

120 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
DoctorX said:
Jimmy Recard said:
I just don't understand what causes it.

"I'm skint and relying on money from elsewhere, so I'd better buy a snake."

What solution or benefit does that offer to any problem he may have?
You're making the mistake of thinking rationally and sensibly, whereas he is undoubtedly an uber-council fkwit.
I have a relative that sits there on benefits, I hadn't seen her for a while and we were chatting when she said it's pay day soon, I said oh you have a job now and she said no my benefits are due.

She thinks it's wages, they all think it's wages.
Equally annoying when sanctioned

"They've stopped my money" - eh?

trowelhead

1,867 posts

120 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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Not sure if mentioned but

EXPRESSO instead of Espresso. FFS. furiousfuriousfurious

gtidriver

3,335 posts

186 months

Wednesday 1st March 2017
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Ive just come back from my local Vue after watching John Wick, the fkers sat next to me talked most of the way through the film and one was bloody vaping,something that stank like st. Obviously i said nothing as i didnt want a gang of fknuts outside waiting to teach me a lesson for disrespecting one of the crew..doing anything apart from watching the bloody film youve paid to watch is COUNCIL..

can't remember

1,077 posts

127 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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gtidriver said:
Ive just come back from my local Vue after watching John Wick, the fkers sat next to me talked most of the way through the film and one was bloody vaping,something that stank like st. Obviously i said nothing as i didnt want a gang of fknuts outside waiting to teach me a lesson for disrespecting one of the crew..doing anything apart from watching the bloody film youve paid to watch is COUNCIL..
If you go to a council cinema, to watch a council film, what do you expect?

If you want a better class of clientele to share your experience with, choose a better class of experience.

gtidriver

3,335 posts

186 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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can't remember said:
gtidriver said:
Ive just come back from my local Vue after watching John Wick, the fkers sat next to me talked most of the way through the film and one was bloody vaping,something that stank like st. Obviously i said nothing as i didnt want a gang of fknuts outside waiting to teach me a lesson for disrespecting one of the crew..doing anything apart from watching the bloody film youve paid to watch is COUNCIL..
If you go to a council cinema, to watch a council film, what do you expect?

If you want a better class of clientele to share your experience with, choose a better class of experience.
Problem is Vue is the best cinema in the area,but they have recently reduced the ticket price to £4.99,brings out the knuckle draggers.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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Europa1 said:
talksthetorque said:
Looks like next door have done the same to their Civic
Turned it into a different make of car?
There is a civic beyond the Toyota that appears to have done similar (though I suspect that is a sloped drive)

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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trowelhead said:
Equally annoying when sanctioned

"They've stopped my money" - eh?
I used to work in the job centre and the "customers" (really!) would go fking batst if they got their benefits stopped. Best place to be was watching them come out the back door with emergency payments and handing the money straight over to drug dealer/loan shark etc etc. It's a strange parallel universe.

I did have a lot of nice people on my caseload though (to be honest they were all ok, I never had a cross word with any of them, and took a couple of girls out too). A few would be quite blatant with me "look I retire next year, I don't really want another job" so we just looked at motorbikes on the internet, or one chap who was a hydraulic engineer - he was going on holiday to Tenerife and he would have missed his signing in day by one day so I moved his appointment so he wouldn't lose his payment. He came in with a tan showing me his holiday photos.

I don't think I was doing that job right.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

122 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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Dog star. you were, trust me, you were smile

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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austinsmirk said:
Dog star. you were, trust me, you were smile
Quite a few of the people there just seemed to want to hit targets on, say, referrals for training for example - doing what was "right" didn't matter.

One thing that made me very sad a few years ago was seeing that the very first person I saw on the very first day of my job there had been killed going to the job he got - he rode one of those big scooters. Really nice chap, sent him off for the interview (I remember trying to get him funding for PPE for the job and having an right old to-do with it) and he got it - no mean feat in the North West in 2009 - even a warehouse job would attract 500+ applications.

Then I saw this...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-...

frown


Harry H

3,379 posts

155 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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gtidriver said:
Problem is Vue is the best cinema in the area,but they have recently reduced the ticket price to £4.99,brings out the knuckle draggers.
When my daughter was younger we regularly used to go to the local Vue cinema on a Sunday afternoon for a bit of Father/ Daughter time. Had to stop in the end though as the level of Council was just too much to bare.

I'd sit there getting so stressed out at the behaviour of the local scrotes until finally I'd have to have a quiet word with them. To shut the fk up. This would then get my daughter wound up because of the confrontation aspect. Just wasn't worth the grief.

There now a chain of Cinemas called Everyman. Expensive enough to keep the riffraff out and far more civilised with nice comfy sofas.

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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Knowing Dog Star's penchant for chubby chic, I thought he might like to see Gemma from Coronation Street. She currently works in a kebab shop. and the uniform consists of one of those tops that ties in a bow under the bust, so we see an excellent muffin-top. Sorry I couldn't find an image of that.


Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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nicanary said:
Knowing Dog Star's penchant for chubby chic, I thought he might like to see Gemma from Coronation Street. She currently works in a kebab shop. and the uniform consists of one of those tops that ties in a bow under the bust, so we see an excellent muffin-top. Sorry I couldn't find an image of that.

st the bed! Crimped hair too - I make Mrs DS do that.

Can't beat a good muffin top either cloud9

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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I forgot to add that she also has a great tide-mark where her make-up ends and the unadorned skin begins. It's just as if she put the make-up onto a paper plate and then pushed it onto her face. Classic council.

Bullett

10,873 posts

183 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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When was that photo taken 1987?

gtidriver

3,335 posts

186 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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Is that the bird that had her gut out on display in Corrie the other night? it was in the episode where another bird threw a bottle through the pub Window. I don't watch it, it was in at a mate's house.

brrapp

3,701 posts

161 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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gtidriver said:
Is that the bird that had her gut out on display in Corrie the other night? it was in the episode where another bird threw a bottle through the pub Window. I don't watch it, it was in at a mate's house.
Coronation Street watcher's denial? ...So trying hard not to be Council.;)

gtidriver

3,335 posts

186 months

Thursday 2nd March 2017
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Unfortunately there is no Everyman near to me. Im thinking of going at 9am when they open, hopefully dodging the idiots as they will either still be in bed or up watching Jeremy 'council' Kyle.

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 2nd March 11:11

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