A bit council Vol 2

[austinsmirk]

you have to be fairly stupid to start spending against money you don't have.

oh, sorry: I meant greedy and moronic.

sad though.

she's an absolute beauty though.

[The Mad Monk]

Johnnytheboy said:

"Stevie-Nia"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4307540/Co...

From the pictures, they both look incredibly hard work.

Didn't the woman's tattoos give everybody the clues/evidence that they needed?

[bobtail4x4]

I just stopped for a local paper at the shop at the council end of town.

the 80 or so yr old "woman" in front was spending £60+ on lottery and scratchcards,
"Im lucky,I won £500 the other week" she told the shopkeeper.

[Jonmx]

T6 vanman said:

Jonmx said:

T6 vanman said:

Probably already been discussed but ... Chrysler,

My 70 year old mum drives this It is truly, truly horrific.

Just let me confirm ... Is calling your 70 year old mum council ...two weeks before mothers day .. council?
May I suggest booking a mothers day meal at your local Toby to make up for this faux pas

No need, I believe the local Harvester is running a mother's day special so I'll grab a bargain 2 for one on meals.
In reality she's more critical than most posters on here but for some reason drives that ugly ass thing. It is soon to be replaced though by a Nissan Juke in the same colour

But you have reminded me, special occasion meals in cheap chain food outlets such as Toby..Council.

[Shakermaker]

I've been sent an email with a voucher to treat my mum for Mother's Day.

To a Pizza Express meal. Apparently, she will love me for it!

I love my mum. And I am pretty sure that she loves me too.

I also quite like Pizza Express. However, my mum does not like Pizza Express, and treating your mum to a Pizza Express is very likely to be full council.

[schmunk]

Shakermaker said:

I've been sent an email with a voucher to treat my mum for Mother's Day.

To a Pizza Express meal. Apparently, she will love me for it!

I love my mum. And I am pretty sure that she loves me too.

I also quite like Pizza Express. However, my mum does not like Pizza Express, and treating your mum to a Pizza Express is very likely to be full council.

Hut, council. Express, not.

[bob-lad]

Jonmx said:

No need, I believe the local Harvester is running a mother's day special so I'll grab a bargain 2 for one on meals.
In reality she's more critical than most posters on here but for some reason drives that ugly ass thing. It is soon to be replaced though by a Nissan Juke in the same colour

But you have reminded me, special occasion meals in cheap chain food outlets such as Toby..Council.

Ah, the Nissan Juke.

The car that looks pre-crashed as it leaves the factory.

[Mr Tracy]

This is my first stab, so to speak....... council?

Man faces jail after poking Ryanair cabin crew member in the crotch





Scrap metal dealer Sleigh, from Stockport, was travelling with his 45-year old wife and their daughter, 24.

Thomas flicked the male Ryanair cabin crew member in the crotch after being told to hand over alcohol he was drinking.

The couple had been suspected of sneaking their own alcohol onto the flight from Murcia to Manchester.

[funkyrobot]

[Trabi601]

Mr Tracy said:

The couple had been suspected of sneaking their own alcohol onto the flight from Murcia to Manchester.

Sneaking?! On a Ryanair flight?

I thought several bags of "duty free" were compulsory when boarding one of their flights! It certainly has been on the few occasions I've been unfortunate enough to have to fly with them.

[bob-lad]

funkyrobot said:

Is this one for DogStar or are we calling electric hob council ?

[Trabi601]

funkyrobot said:

Dogstar!

[DaveGoddard]

funkyrobot said:

That's a bloke.

[ReaperCushions]

schmunk said:

Shakermaker said:

I've been sent an email with a voucher to treat my mum for Mother's Day.

To a Pizza Express meal. Apparently, she will love me for it!

I love my mum. And I am pretty sure that she loves me too.

I also quite like Pizza Express. However, my mum does not like Pizza Express, and treating your mum to a Pizza Express is very likely to be full council.

Hut, council. Express, not.

As it accepts vouchers for meals, I think the current incarnation of Express is very council.

Early days when they were few and far between I would agree. Not these days though.

[Morningside]

funkyrobot said:

Nope sorry that's not council.

Why? Because there are not massive punch holes in the egg box carton door caused by someone in the household with anger issues.

[steveo3002]

Morningside said:

Nope sorry that's not council.

Why? Because there are not massive punch holes in the egg box carton door caused by someone in the household with anger issues.

+ no kids toys or fighting dogs in the shot

[Morningside]

steveo3002 said:

Morningside said:

Nope sorry that's not council.

Why? Because there are not massive punch holes in the egg box carton door caused by someone in the household with anger issues.

+ no kids toys or fighting dogs in the shot

+ walls are all uniformly painted, no stupid "love" slogans on the wall either.

[FN2TypeR]

DaveGoddard said:

funkyrobot said:

That's a bloke.

I still would.

[Adenauer]

DaveGoddard said:

funkyrobot said:

That's a bloke.

Dogstar!

[generationx]

FN2TypeR said:

DaveGoddard said:

funkyrobot said:

That's a bloke.

I still would.

Unfortunately I´ve always had a "thing" for wide-striped black and white leggings. Comes from my days of going out with a truly Council Basildon girl in the early 90s I think.

So yes I might too