A bit council Vol 2

[vtecyo]

funkyrobot said:

She's fking hot.

[Europa1]

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

She's fking hot.

Get serious professional help. And soon.

[anonymous-user]

Yeah, I like Council, but that's drag queen, ashtray, skidmark, missing teeth, makeup-that-looks-like-you've-been-caught-in-a-housefire levels of council.

[nicanary]

Morningside said:

funkyrobot said:

Nope sorry that's not council.

Why? Because there are not massive punch holes in the egg box carton door caused by someone in the household with anger issues.

Not only no holes in the door, but wiring is neatly concealed in conduit alongside the archetrave, and the walls have been painted without the light switch being daubed. Probably a council house, but the occupiers are in employment.

Shame there's no Staffie, but I wouldn't bet against a bearded lizard or corn snakes in the living room.

[bob-lad]

Possibly, but it'll be called the front room or the lounge.

[Jonmx]

Owning a 'Barried' car is undeniably council, but having every single barried car you've owned since the mid 90's sat in the garden of your council house is taking it to a whole new level.
There are 2 Cavalier SRI's in there, both with light brows, kit etc, a 'bad boy' Corsa, a modded Vectra and some other piece of old crap. Hideous.
And yes I'm council for using Microsoft Edge.

[kowalski655]

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

She's fking hot.

Maybe it's my phone not showing it properly, but is that a red stain on the inside of her leggings? I hope it is just a dodgy shadow

[DoctorX]

Must have the painters in.

[V8mate]

kowalski655 said:

vtecyo said:

funkyrobot said:

She's fking hot.

Maybe it's my phone not showing it properly, but is that a red stain on the inside of her leggings? I hope it is just a dodgy shadow

It's almost immaterial; either way, the front and back doors will smell exactly the same.

Still would.

[The Mad Monk]

bob-lad said:

Possibly, but it'll be called the front room or the lounge.

You wouldn't call it The Drawing Room?

[Bullett]

The colouring in room?

[kowalski655]

DoctorX said:

Must have the painters in.

At least they seem to have done a good job :-

nicanary said:

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Not only no holes in the door, but wiring is neatly concealed in conduit alongside the archetrave, and the walls have been painted without the light switch being daubed. ...

[littlebasher]

V8mate said:

It's almost immaterial; either way, the front and back doors will smell exactly the same.

Still would.

[Jonmx]

funkyrobot said:

I'm not brave enough to search for 'chavgirlzuk'. I can only imagine it's an online den of inequity!

[Saleen836]

Is putting an advert like this council?.....
https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/engagement-ring...

[Jonmx]

Saleen836 said:

Is putting an advert like this council?.....
https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/engagement-ring...

I'm going to say no; well spelt, humorous and honest. The actual act of selling it on Gumtree may be Council though.
I like the ring size part

[rambo19]

funkyrobot said:

100 mph I would, and go back for 2nds(sloppy or otherwise).

[F1GTRUeno]

digimeistter said:

I think this qualifies

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2988204/dad-steals-3...

Yeah, using The Sun as a source does indeed render you council.

[Hainey]

rambo19 said:

funkyrobot said:

100 mph I would, and go back for 2nds(sloppy or otherwise).

Seriously? Mate I wouldn't ride that into battle.

[briang9]

The Mad Monk said:

Didn't the woman's tattoos give everybody the clues/evidence that they needed?