A bit council Vol 2

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Jonmx

2,543 posts

213 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
It's exactly those dogs we have, clearly they are proper council then!
You may not be the only one.....I usually manage all of them to myself!


kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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MMmmm.chilli dogs
Big frankfurter types, from a glass jar, on a bun, and enough chilli to completely cover the whole lot, and topped with cheese of course

Lance Catarmaran

24,964 posts

227 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Justayellowbadge said:
Crispy pancakes
Potato waffles
Angel delight
Fray Bentos.

Do not ever revisit these things. The memories are of succulent treats. The reality mings.

The only thing I can think of that holds up is tinned chunky chicken. Had some recently for the first time in 20 years. Still nom. Council, obvs, but nom.
What's wrong with waffles?

S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Lance Catarmaran said:
What's wrong with waffles?
As above, like eating crispy cotton wool balls. No real flavour or substance, just a dry, powdery texture once you get through the initial crunch.


Kids thought they were great though, but then they also like eating bogies, so I can't trust their judgement on food.

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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As long as you smother waffles in baked beans.

If we are listing council food, have we had micro wave chips yet? For when even oven chips are just too much effort.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Thanks for reminding me.
Bought a FB Pie-in-a-tin last week for £1 on special offer. I think it may have made it's way to it's natural position of the back of the cupboard to be forgotten until the day you come back off holiday and there's sod all fresh in.

Have a funny feeling the last time I was such a cheapskate I didn't enjoy it that much. But going to take one for the thread and try it tomorrow night.

Oh well, I'll let you know tomorrow.

bob-lad

2,212 posts

105 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Lance Catarmaran said:
What's wrong with waffles?
I seem to remember they're waffly versatile.

smile

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Dog Star said:
Oh, My. Word!

Those legs! That arse! That miniskirt! cloud9

So much want.
Fight you for her. Just the kind of legs I love.

Matt-il77s

330 posts

90 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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Bluedot said:
Anyway, I see your Smash and raise you this (although I'd be staggered it if hasn't come up before on the thread).
I'm sure I had it once, it was as awful as it looked.



Usually found in B&M for 50p

illmonkey

18,177 posts

198 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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SpeckledJim said:
Baz Tench said:
I nearly burned my house down by popping a couple of these in the oven and going for a 'lie down' after coming home from the local flat roofed pub pissed up one evening.

I was woken up by the fire alarm two hours later and had a house full of smoke (smoke alarm was upstairs and the smoke had some way to travel to activate it).

I no longer try to cook anything after a pub sesh, that incident scared the hell out of me.
As a man who has converted many frozen pizzas into carbon flywheels whilst tired and emotional, I can agree this is a bad idea.
May I suggest eating beans cold out of the tin after a night of sitting on plastic white chairs in the 'beer garden' (read pavement) of your local FRP (flat roofed pub, for the *clears throat* slower of you). I'm a connoisseur and can advise only Heinz will do.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Matt-il77s said:


Usually found in B&M for 50p
yikes

I've st more nutrition than that.

nigelpugh7

6,025 posts

190 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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illmonkey said:
May I suggest eating beans cold out of the tin after a night of sitting on plastic white chairs in the 'beer garden' (read pavement) of your local FRP (flat roofed pub, for the *clears throat* slower of you). I'm a connoisseur and can advise only Heinz will do.
Funny that, every time I cook a big tin of beans for the kids I always have to leave some in the tin, so I can eat them right out of the can stone cold with a spoon!


Baz Tench

5,648 posts

190 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
illmonkey said:
May I suggest eating beans cold out of the tin after a night of sitting on plastic white chairs in the 'beer garden' (read pavement) of your local FRP (flat roofed pub, for the *clears throat* slower of you). I'm a connoisseur and can advise only Heinz will do.
Funny that, every time I cook a big tin of beans for the kids I always have to leave some in the tin, so I can eat them right out of the can stone cold with a spoon!
Yes, cold beans straight out of the tin are great. I much prefer that to heating them.

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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funkyrobot said:


Absolutely delicious as DIY working food. yum
I feel such shame when I eat one cry

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Council lunch today. Baked beans, chicken nuggets and curly fries cooked in the oven. yum

Haven't had chance to go to the shops to get anything yet (F1 quali this morning, 2 hours on the bicycle then 2 1/2 year old daughter time), so raided the freezer.

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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kowalski655 said:
MMmmm.chilli dogs
Big frankfurter types, from a glass jar, on a bun, and enough chilli to completely cover the whole lot, and topped with cheese of course
lick

Taita

7,602 posts

203 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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A stag in a dinner suit, with matching deer!

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,908 posts

100 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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nigelpugh7 said:
Jonmx said:
That's so Council it may have gone full circle as to not be Council though! I can see a bearded hipster in Shoreditch serving that up.
Well, unless the 'dogs' are this variety...
It's exactly those dogs we have, clearly they are proper council then!
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit

CharlesdeGaulle

26,242 posts

180 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Taita said:
A stag in a dinner suit, with matching deer!
Point of order Mr Chairman. No decent dinner jacket has the safari-style pocket as seen here.

Jonmx

2,543 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
'aholes and eyelids!' Lovely stuff... Still, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, apart from Polio.

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