A bit council Vol 2

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Jonmx

2,543 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
'aholes and eyelids!' Lovely stuff... Still, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, apart from Polio.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Taita said:
A stag in a dinner suit, with matching transvestite stag!
FTFY

wildcat45

8,072 posts

189 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fray Bentos pies rock, and they are a big family tradition. Not so much council, as post war austerity food.

My American aunt was born in the UK but left aged about age 8 when my grandparents emigrated. One of her lasting childhood memories is of Tyne Brand and Frey Bentos tinned pies.

She comes back to Britain once a year and rents a house for a month or two. When we go to visit we always have Frey Bentos pies, mash - usually proper mash - and tinned peas cooked with an Oxo cube until it becomes a thick green/black sludge.

It's our council feast.

Next year i plan to find a flat roof pub for us to drink heavily in before i fight my uncle in the car park.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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wildcat45 said:
Fray Bentos pies rock, and they are a big family tradition. Not so much council, as post war austerity food.

My American aunt was born in the UK but left aged about age 8 when my grandparents emigrated. One of her lasting childhood memories is of Tyne Brand and Frey Bentos tinned pies.

She comes back to Britain once a year and rents a house for a month or two. When we go to visit we always have Frey Bentos pies, mash - usually proper mash - and tinned peas cooked with an Oxo cube until it becomes a thick green/black sludge.

It's our council feast.

Next year i plan to find a flat roof pub for us to drink heavily in before i fight my uncle in the car park.
Are you sure he's just your uncle?

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
The modern way is to power wash the carcass and collect the pink sludge in a colander. It looks like a McDonald's milkshake.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,897 posts

100 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Trabi601 said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
The modern way is to power wash the carcass and collect the pink sludge in a colander. It looks like a McDonald's milkshake.
Nice. It's such a shame they taste so good! Mind, I also have a Haribo habit, and god knows what's in those pieces of jellied loveliness

wildcat45

8,072 posts

189 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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talksthetorque said:
Are you sure he's just your uncle?
Good point.

bob-lad

2,212 posts

105 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Nice. It's such a shame they taste so good! Mind, I also have a Haribo habit, and god knows what's in those pieces of jellied loveliness
Mainly laxative.

Jonmx

2,543 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Trabi601 said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
The modern way is to power wash the carcass and collect the pink sludge in a colander. It looks like a McDonald's milkshake.
Nice. It's such a shame they taste so good! Mind, I also have a Haribo habit, and god knows what's in those pieces of jellied loveliness

Edit to apologise for poor grammar in the meme.

Edited by Jonmx on Saturday 25th March 22:59

NWTony

2,848 posts

228 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
How do you know it contains MRM? It isn't on the list of ingredients?


Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,897 posts

100 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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NWTony said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Slightly OT....

However crap they are I love those, but can't force myself to buy any mechanically recovered meat. For those who may not know, when all the cuts of meat have been removed from an animal everything that is left (the crap...) is taken off by a device resembling an electronic Edward Scissorhands, nice. Really hard to find 'plastic' hotdogs that don't contain it. Gross vomit
How do you know it contains MRM? It isn't on the list of ingredients?
They have to legally state 'made with' somewhere on the lable.

generationx

6,706 posts

105 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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The more I see it the more I believe that it's the most accurate indicator of being a bit:

Holding a knife like a pen.

Who teaches their kids to eat like this, apart from Council parents? Eat properly you fking chav!


This has probably been mentioned MANY times but it was making my st itch while I was having breakfast in a caff yesterday. Which, of course, is also deeply council.

Lance Catamaran

24,963 posts

227 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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S11Steve said:
Lance Catarmaran said:
What's wrong with waffles?
As above, like eating crispy cotton wool balls. No real flavour or substance, just a dry, powdery texture once you get through the initial crunch.


Kids thought they were great though, but then they also like eating bogies, so I can't trust their judgement on food.
Only if you buy a crap brand. Microwave chips are truly grim though, and Rustler burgers are something you feel ashamed to do but still get drawn to anyway, like the Daily Mail website

smileymikey

1,446 posts

226 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Lance Catamaran said:
Only if you buy a crap brand. Microwave chips are truly grim though, and Rustler burgers are something you feel ashamed to do but still get drawn to anyway, like the Daily Mail website
......I feel so dirty going there. I happily view Pornhub on my normal browser and go incognito for The Mail Online. I would feel so ashamed if my wife and daughters found out wink

HTP99

22,528 posts

140 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Lance Catamaran said:
S11Steve said:
Lance Catarmaran said:
What's wrong with waffles?
As above, like eating crispy cotton wool balls. No real flavour or substance, just a dry, powdery texture once you get through the initial crunch.


Kids thought they were great though, but then they also like eating bogies, so I can't trust their judgement on food.
Only if you buy a crap brand. Microwave chips are truly grim though, and Rustler burgers are something you feel ashamed to do but still get drawn to anyway, like the Daily Mail website
And Pot Noodles.

Lance Catamaran

24,963 posts

227 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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HTP99 said:
Lance Catamaran said:
S11Steve said:
Lance Catarmaran said:
What's wrong with waffles?
As above, like eating crispy cotton wool balls. No real flavour or substance, just a dry, powdery texture once you get through the initial crunch.


Kids thought they were great though, but then they also like eating bogies, so I can't trust their judgement on food.
Only if you buy a crap brand. Microwave chips are truly grim though, and Rustler burgers are something you feel ashamed to do but still get drawn to anyway, like the Daily Mail website
And Pot Noodles.
I can do the sweet n'sour ones, but no others. Although I have been known to buy Cupa Soups or those Mug Shot things from time to time

Sheets Tabuer

18,946 posts

215 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Wishing your "mam" happy mothers day on facebook.

No card, no flowers just a mention on facebook.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Being on Facebook.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Sleeps being a measurement of time.

Dogs being referred to as fur babies.

Gemmot

117 posts

85 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Given its been a nice day today.... anyone seen sofas in the front garden?

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